Do you think the Chimp knows he's a chimp?

[rfranklin]

[Demeter]

1. There Isn't a Diagnosis that Covers the Sheer Misery

that this man suffers (and causes others) from his own hand--a suicide would at least find peace in the grave, a severely mentally deficient person wouldn't notice or care. The morally handicapped are always right (in their own minds) and it is only the severest outside penalties that can penetrate their delusions.

[rfranklin]

3. Thank you, Dr. Demeter, and we can we have some comments from...

our other distinguished panelists?

[Englander]

2. Considering that * did not swing from the chandeliers...

or start flinging faeces at the cameras,I suppose the "press conference" could be classed as a success?!?!

[rfranklin]

4. Does adding the "a" to feces make it funnier?

I think it does, with that sort of Latinate professorial patina.

[Englander]

6. "US & Britain- two countries divided by a common language.."

I've always spelled faeces with the "a". Is it another word that's different in US English? I didn't know that. Goddamn,the things you learn on DU!!

:D

[Mend]

5. He thinks his hairy paws

are from wanking off....he is still pondering his hairy navel.

[liberal N proud]

7. Many family dogs do not know they are dogs

We have had two dogs and I suspect they actually think they are just one of the kids. They act like most of the time.

[bunkerbuster1]

8. With his lack of curiosity, I doubt he's ever heard the "Chimp" epithet

See also his wacky response when questioned during the debates about his "I don't reallly think about OBL" comments. I think he was genuinely unaware that this was an issue.

[demwing]

9. He suspects he is different, but...

his overdeveloped ego leads him to assume that, at least in his case, different means special, and special means something along the lines of "annointed of God."

In other words, we have a fanatical chimp who won't give up the national remote.