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juslikagrzly Donating Member (646 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 07:31 PM
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Republican Christmas Carols
Edited on Tue Dec-21-04 07:38 PM by juslikagrzly
Good for a rueful laugh. Searched and didn't find them anywhere on DU.
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Republican Christmas Carols

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REPUBLICAN CHRISTMAS CAROLS
By Richard Nathan

A Mandate Clear   (sung to the tune of "It Came Upon A Midnight Clear")

We claim it was a mandate clear
When we got fifty-one percent
And voters on election day
Kept our Bush President.

Piss on the Earth!
Pollute the air!
And shovel crap out to the sea!
That's clearly what the people want
Since they voted G.O.P.
 
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pelagius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 07:33 PM
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1. Those are brilliant! n/t
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juslikagrzly Donating Member (646 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 07:51 PM
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2. Shameless Kick
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zonmoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 07:57 PM
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3. The last line should be .
since the diebold machines voted GOP
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1monster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 08:03 PM
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4. and another kick!
:D
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Somawas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 08:08 PM
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5. Follow the Link
These are hilarious.
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juslikagrzly Donating Member (646 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 10:33 PM
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6. Once more, for the later crew
:kick:
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 10:36 PM
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7. The Damnation Song (tune of "God Bless Ye Merry Gentlemen")
God damn you homosexuals!
How dare you act so gay!
We think about you day and night
And what you do and say,
And where you put your penises -
Thank God, we're not that way!
We do not like the things you do in bed -
You do in bed -
We don't like those things, so you can never wed!
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