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Enjoy:
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except me, the first spouse. I was waiting for Santa, that jolly old elf, to give him the list I'd drawn up for myself.
For I'd hung all the garland and tinsled the tree, and festooned the house for the public to see. I'd sent all the card to our friends far and near, and thanked all our staff for their hard work this year.
I'd shopped and I'd wrapped all my gifts full of love, for our five picky teens, the black lab and the gov. I'd kept quiet and calm, through December's dark storms, protecting my family from those who wish harm.
So now it was my turn to get Santa's ear, to tell him what I wanted for Christmas this year. When out on the yard there rose such a hub-bub, I thought maybe Jon Lender had jumped in the hot tub.
Now surely that man needs to go soak his head, but there on the lawn stood Santa instead. Come in dear Santa, and rest for a while, I've got cookies and milk, I said with a smile.
I'm late said Santa, my last stop took hours, all that coal I delivered down the (Hartford) Courant's tall towers. They used to be good girls and boys, Santa said, but the poison pen's power has gone to their head.
And I had the same problem at the media stations, they've just simply forgotten good human relations. Their thirst and their hunger for the day's biggest story, has earned them black coal for their ill-gotten glory.
Oh Santa, I said, that is sad I agree, they've acted like Grinches who've stolen our tree. They've whipped themselves into a mad feeding frenzy, they've embarrassed our children and our mamma McKenzie.
For this is the season for joy, peace and love, of forgiveness that comes from our Lord up above. Time for compassion to give what we can, to lift up the spirits of our dear fellow man.
Ho Ho Ho, said Santa, I'd say that's the gist, now why don't you tell me what's there on your list. Dear Santa, this year, bringing warmth to those cold, and safety each day to the young and the old.
Bring our soldiers home safely, without any hitches, and give evil-doers a kick in the britches. Help the lonely find love, and the lost find their faith, take the drugs off our streets so our children can play. Give our teenagers wisdom and courage and health, show them family and friends are the best kind of wealth.
And last but not least for the man next to me, a new year that's peaceful and refreshingly free, of rumors and hearsay that do nothing but smother, the positive works we should do for each other.
This man who has given you many years of his life, who has stood tall and strong, throughout good times and strife. He has championed our cities, our schools and our arts, he's made sure that our children are ready and smart.
He doesn't get bullied by big union bosses, who picket and whine and dwell on their losses. He's the man with the plan for the good of our state, and he won't let the press twist and turn our state's fate.
So please Mr. Santa, won't you grant me this plea, And tackle this list that I've drawn up for me.
Santa stood up and gave me his hand, That's quite a tall order, but I'll do what I can. I'll spread Christmas cheer to each city and town, to each man, woman, child, and I won't let you down.
He jumped in his sleigh, and as he flew out of sight, he said Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
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