RECRUITMENT BEGINS FOR MILLION MORAL MAJORITY MEMBERS

[Cannikin]

Here I go again! I am today launching a campaign to enlist the first one million charter members of The Moral Majority Coalition, a 21st Century Moral Majority. I have a plastic-type TMMC billfold-sized charter membership card for all who enlist at our website: www.faithandvalues.us. There is no charge for membership.

Platform #4
The Moral Majority Coalition will encourage the promotion of continuous private and corporate prayer for America's moral renaissance based on 2 Chronicles 7:14.

http://www.faithandvalues.us/

[Liberal Veteran]

1. Hmm...Jesus said that Christians would not be the majority.....

Mat 7:13 "Enter through the narrow gate; for the gate is wide and the way is broad that leads to destruction, and there are many who enter through it.

Mat 7:14 "For the gate is small and the way is narrow that leads to life, and there are few who find it.

[xxqqqzme]

3. your book sound very different

from theirs.

[Liberal Veteran]

5. My bible contains Matthew, Mark, Luke and John....

Apparently they have been removed from the conservative version of the Bible.

[da_chimperor]

2. Corporate prayer?

Shit, "religion" and big business have really gotten into bed with each other. I guess someone has to profit from all those pat robertson bobblehead dolls. :shrug:

[dave123williams]

4. Yeah; and business is laughing all the way to the bank.

[gmoney]

6. with the card, do we also get brown shirts?

or is it white hoods?

or maybe judges robes embroidered with the Ten Commandments?

[tsuki]

7. I don't enlist. Fatwell will have to get his millions elsewhere.

Faith and values? Thank you, I have my own.

[da_chimperor]

8. My values tell me that Falwell is evil

and that I should throw a party when he drops dead. I hate that fucker so much! :grr::nuke::mad::nuke::grr:

[roguevalley]

9. I wonder what the pay and bennies are for being the corporate

pray dude at your company? Minimum wage I am sure. :+

[DieboldMustDie]

10. Oh crap! I thought you meant they were being recruited...

for the military and sent to Iraq. :evilgrin:

[Cannikin]

11. Thats the way it SHOULD be!

[Solly Mack]

12. Time to dust off the old "the moral majority is neither" signs

Fartwell is in hog heaven.