Why didn't the Boy King come out earlier on the tsunami disaster?

[xultar]

[GetTheRightVote]

1. Thanks for the poll, bad boy barney

:kick:

[klook]

2. No oil to be gained

Why help people in SE Asia for nothing, when you can be killing them in Iraq for all that delicious OIL?

[xultar]

3. YEAH!!! no effin oil so basically they are good for nothin. n/t

[RobertSeattle]

4. Bush thought Tsunami was new Japanese Pitcher

[pk_du]

5. Other.........63,000 white christians?...now that would get

action......including flying to the scene IMMEDIATEly with full whitehouse stenographer corps in tow.

[Liberal Veteran]

6. Had to explain to * what a tsunami was and the extent of the damage.

That's my take.

[Ian David]

8. He needed to sober-up before he could appear on camera

[laruemtt]

11. that's what i think too!

how long does it take to get the coke out of his system? or is he just sticking with the booze now?

[BrklynLiberal]

13. Yup. that's the answer.

[xultar]

21. Hell, that'll take at least 3 wks. n/t

[Eurobabe]

7. too busy with Iraqi fraud, oops!! election strategery

[Florida_Geek]

9. don't fuck with Bush when he is on Vacation

those photo ops are enought work.

[Jacobin]

10. His supporters want their president not to give a hoot

about calamaties thousands of miles away that happen to brown people. They like to think that Smirk, like themselves, will chortle about "natural birth control" and let the fundies make snide statements about Jayzus getting revenge on un-believers, and they will expect him to make some token comment, in a completely contrived and insincere way about the death toll and make some token donation, because they know that poor old Smirk will have to do something to keep those mealy-mouthed, brown people loving, librul, commie rat bastard Yurpeans from giving him a hard time.

Those are the sentiments of the RWers I know.

He's just playing to his base.

Murkins (half anyway) just love ole' MonkeyMan....and they just love is (non)response.

Lovely country we live in, no? :-(

[proud2BlibKansan]

12. either the brush or his bike

he can't focus on more than one thing at a time.

[Nothing Without Hope]

14. Combination of not giving a damn personally and...

...not wanting to outrage his wingnut base with apparent compassion or money for brawn- or (horrors!) black-skinned "pagan natives" (or worse, MUSLIMS!) without forcing them to accept the wingnut fundie version of "Christianity." They're jealous that way. As for * himself, if it doesn't benefit him and his cronies personally, why bother?

[illflem]

16. He was too busy cutting brush, torturing

Mother Nature for jumping out and knocking him off his bike every time he gets on As he muttered "Fuckin' gravity"

[Nothing Without Hope]

18. I suspect he doesn't cut brush unless there are cameras

...he has servants to take care of tasks that are beneath his dignity. It's really rather comical how "cutting brush" has been made into his iconic Marlborough Man act. I'd be very surprised to hear that he ever did it without admiring reporters and cameras standing by.

[TwilightZone]

15. Hate to tell you this, but the "t" isn't silent.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=tsunami

[xultar]

19. We're talking to bush here in this post....that's as close as they could

get to help the idiot say it.

Come on can't we just all play along.

Why bring bees too a tulip festival? :shrug:

[TwilightZone]

27. Well...

If you're going to chastise someone else (joking or otherwise) for mispronouncing it, you might want to know how to pronounce it in the first place, right?

[mitchum]

17. Drunk and medicated

[Disturbed]

20. Shrub is a Sociopathic Sick Puppet.

The script for his response hadn't been written until the Neo Fascist Admin. had been emberassed into contributing more money and commenting on the disaster.

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

22. My personal favorites...

1) Heard something about "youth in asia" and was opposed to it.

2) Could not find Indian Ocean on map of Indiana.

3) Christmas is his month off.

4) Seriously thought it was the rapture and was busy kneeling in prayer.

5) Office of Special Plans informed him that there was, in fact, no tsunami.

6) Glued to Fox News coverage of the event (which was actually better than CNN/MSNBC/ETC. that day. Go figure)

7) It's hard to address the country on issues of worldwide importance when you're like, totally fucking wasted on coke and booze.

8) Laura gives really, really good head.

[xultar]

25. These are good! n/t

[xultar]

26. These are good! n/t

[Phoebe_in_Sydney]

23. Spent two and a half days

# trying to find an angle for Halliburton to make a buck out of it.

# waiting for Gonazales to tell him whether the US could counter-sue Nami.

# investigating whether the Soon Army had WMD

[tyedyeto]

24. ROTFLMFAO

couldn't decide which one to choose..............they were all sooooooooooooooooooo funny and appropriate, sad to say.