News headlines you'd like to see in 2005?

[Nightwing]

These are not predictions, just headlines I would love to see in the coming year.

Riots Spoil Bush Inauguration - Thousands Arrested

Leaked Memo Indicts VP - Halliburton Ties Exposed

House Dems Threaten to Shut Down Nation

Independent Prosecutor Appointed for Cheney Investigation

Conyers Finds Silver Bullet - Voter Fraud Revealed

Outrage In D.C. As Bush Selects Ashcroft For Highest Court

Cheney Forced To Resign - Bush Taps McCain

Kerry Joins Conyers Efforts

Falwell Probed For Alleged Sex With Teen

Limbaugh Faces Eight Counts of Trafficking

Amid Protests, Bush Withdraws Ashcroft Nomination

Diebold Exec Comes Clean on BBV

Unemployment Soars to 8% Nationwide

Rove Faces Investigation

Swift Boat Vet Recants

Rove Testimony Cracks Bush Facade

Former CIA Chief Releases Tell All Book

Bush Era Ends In Scandal

[Oversea Visitor]

1. Where is my favourite

Bush deported by the people of USA to Germany

[Prodemsouth]

5. What have the Germans done to you? Send him to Saudi Arabia.

n/t

[Oversea Visitor]

11. But

Someone need to take Rumfield place

[mark11727]

9. Deportation...?

...This young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle. Number six, Ogie Oglethorpe.

I have no idea why that line popped into my head just then.

[Prodemsouth]

2. I don't have a problem with any of them.

Some others:
Amid Bush scandal and rightward tilt: Senators Snowe, Chaffee, Collins, Specter, and Smith switch parties.

Fox News Network, right leaning talk radio advertisers desert sinking ships. Ratings at all time low. Many radio stations drop all conservative line up in favor of AirAmerica affilations. Fox forced to cut staff 50%.

Murdock, Rove, Krystal, Moon, Limbaugh, and Hannity arrested in pedophile ring .

[DireStrike]

3. Bush again faces life or death decision at sentencing procedure

his own, of course.

[underpants]

4. Americas pull collective heads out of collective asses

and boy are they pissed.

[RafterMan]

7. Nailed it

nt

[AllegroRondo]

6. Diebold programmers goes public - fraud proven

[zann725]

8. Kerry Wins in a Landslide! (once ALL votes are counted)

Election Fraud Indictments Begin

Rove Indicted in Conspiracy

Bush Arrested as War Criminal

Bush Convicted as War Criminal

U.S. Ends Involvement in Iraq

President Kerry Balances the Budget

President Kerry Signs Healthcare Reform Bill

President Kerry Wins Second Term

[givemebackmycountry]

10. I love them one and all....heres a few more

Laura Bush rushed to hospital for alcohol poisoning

Jenna Bush arrested in New York City for possession of heroin

Sean Hannity charged with exposing himself to 9 year old boy

Thousands of US soldiers refuse to report for duty in Iraq

Micheal Savage found dead of heart attack in San Francisco gay bar

Alabama Judge Moore crushed by five ton falling ten commandments

Santorum charged with tax fraud

9/11 Mayor Guliani disgraced by multiple affairs

Pat Robertson charged with fleecing Christian viewers

CNN anchor says Limbaugh gave her STD

Nation to Bush..."You're Fired!!"

US Soldier punches Rumsfeld in face during Mosul photo-op

[Comicstripper]

12. Bush Chokes to Death on Own Foot; Kerry Somehow New Prez

[underpants]

13. Never happen-the press would fall for the "Weekend at Bernies" trick

Seriously

[drscm]

14. Bush locked up in Abu Ghraib and treated to his approved interrogation

techniques.