Post your favorite moments in Chimpdom from 2004 -- events or photos!

[Sparkly]

There were some quintessential Chimp moments this year -- moments that epitomized the essence of the Chimp.

Who could forget Chimp at the UNITY conference, explaining "sovereignty" and explaining why we don't need "intern camps?"

Who could forget the creative attempts to pronounce "Abu Ghraib?"

Who could forget the inside-out umbrella trick, the mysterious hump, the moments of dull-witted silence during the first debate?

What are your favorite moments/photos of the year in Chimp?

[Sannum]

1. "Abu Giraffe"

"Don't forget Poland"
"Of course Osama BinLaden attacked us. I know that"
"It's Hard work"
"Gynecologists can't practice their love of women"

[rabbit2484]

7. More Cowbell!!!!!!

"Sovereignty"

Anything from the first debate. "Hard Work", "You forgot Poland", his blinks, his thirst, etc.

Having his picture taken with his pants unzipped.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

2. How could a person NOT vote for "Superfly Bush?"

:evilgrin:

[idiosyncratic]

3. Just check out the current quotes and the archives here for gems

This is my favorite site for * quotes and bloopers.

His latest from the appearance in Texas hasn't made it there yet -- the one about the tsunami-warning system. I hope someone posts that again.

[BrklynLiberal]

4. I loved that shot of * trying to squeeze thru the door in front of Clinton

at the dedication of the Clinton Library. I know the pic was posted on DU. It shows * for the three-year-old that he is.
Found it...It is at this thread
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2727185

[TrustingDog]

5. 'Freeance Peeance' - not sure if it was 2004. n/t

[Celeborn Skywalker]

6. That press conference he gave in the spring

He was an absolute failure, as always.

[Sparkly]

8. Was that the one where he couldn't think of a single mistake he'd made? nt

[Celeborn Skywalker]

10. Yeah,

and he kept stuttering all the way through the conference. It was both hilarious and embarrassing at the same time.

[Sparkly]

9. Top Ten Bushisms

10) "I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me." —Nashville, Tenn., May 27, 2004

9) "Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling." —Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004

8) "Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat." —Washington, D.C., Sept. 17, 2004

7) "I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the courageous spacial entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful example for the young of our country." —Washington, D.C. Jan. 14, 2004

6) "We will make sure our troops have all that is necessary to complete their missions. That's why I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental — supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts and ammunition and fuel." —Erie, Pa., Sept. 4, 2004

5) "After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain, we will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week — we will have an all-volunteer army!" —Daytona Beach, Fla., Oct. 16, 2004

4) "Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a — you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004

3) "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

2) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

1) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

Some video links included:
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/bushquotes/a/topbushisms2004.htm

[TrustingDog]

11. "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that the Prezeldent is daft."

— Me, somewhere in Canada, today.

[Z_I_Peevey]

12. Oh that wacky dictator!

He's just so adorable in his cute little scrambled-brain ways. Makes me so proud to be a Murken. (/sarcasm)

Honestly. How does anyone tolerate being around him?