How Would * React, If Jeb Was Kidnapped By The "Evil Ones"............?

[Broadslidin]

while making his "photo op" grand compassion tour of Indonesia?

Would * embrace the Nuremberg Principles and Geneva Conventions?

Maybe, some of the inauguration money could be diverted
toward the ransom?

Just wondering.

[MSgt213]

1. He would wait 4 days and then tell his parents.

[otohara]

11. LOL

of course he would already be at the ranch, clearing shrub - so predictable

[hlthe2b]

2. Exploit the hell out of it for personal gain....

are you kidding? :mad:

[Webster Green]

3. The chimp would consult 'My Pet Goat' for advice...

And hopefully Jeb'08 would be on the receiving end of some of those whacky fraternity pranks.

[shadowknows69]

5. nuke any country that might be holding Jeb

....but Mr. President, don't you think we should rescue Jeb first?

[snippy]

6. It may be more likely that he would bomb a country that had no

connection to or involvement with the kidnapping or the kidnappers. Of course this would occur only after a campaign of lies to persuade the American people otherwise.

[slor]

4. He would probably appreciate...

the end of the "smart-one, dumb-one" debate.

[democrat in Tallahassee]

7. ransom of red chief. who would want the SOB?

[mirounga]

8. Evil Ones

Do you mean the "Sex trade" Group??? It runs in the family. Hell, it practically gallops?

[Alex146]

9. He'd sit for seven minutes

nt

[DS1]

10. He'd call up Poppy and ask if it was an inside job. Reassured, he'd go

back to playing golf.

[Swamp Rat]

12. He'd probably blame Hans Blix and nuke Sweden...

... maybe send troops to Costa Rica and arrest Scandinavian quakers in Monteverde for making cheese with furrin' sounding names.

[neebob]

13. He'd go to Crawford and start planning his third term.

Duh!