12 Outstanding Acts of Patriotism You Can Perform

[brainwashed]

by Rick Dyer
nightweed.com

1. Keep your mouth shut.

2. Believe what you're told.

3. Do what you're told.

4. Support the wealthy.

5. Take a pay cut.

6. Borrow lots of money.

7. Buy all the crap that you can.

8. Dumb yourself down.

9. Pray for heavenly guidance.

10. Get some vaseline.

11. Bend over.

12. Spread your legs.

[Nikepallas]

1. HMMM... I thought that was what a BUSHCO Patriot does.

[ChairOne]

3. lol - nothin gets past you, does it Nike? /eom

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

2. LMAO n/t

[NuttyFluffers]

4. damn, i guess patriotism has changed far too much from my days.

oh well, someone in the conservative death cult can take my place in the patriotic parade. i'll just saunter over here and try to defend the constitution from all enemies foreign or domestic...