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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 11:22 AM
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Did Chimp scratch his face AGAIN?
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Verve Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 11:23 AM
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1. Laura's tougher than I thought! n/t
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justinsb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 11:25 AM
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2. But Bill looks sympathetic
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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 11:25 AM
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3. Bush = minus the "sym"
Edited on Mon Jan-03-05 11:36 AM by tk2kewl
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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 11:26 AM
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4. I wish the Big Dog would just go Mike Tyson on chipy's pointy ear
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signmike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 11:38 AM
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5. Tried to eat a pretzel and missed.
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goclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 11:41 AM
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6. Probably why we didn't see him for three-4 days.

Remember when Bill Clinton had a mark on his face!

Wow! The stories never ended.
Chimp has them all the time and not a question is asked.
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 11:51 AM
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7. We didn't see him all week.
We saw him last Sunday, with the football team. We saw him Wednesday, in his pre-taped statement. And we saw him yesterday, with cheerleaders. All during the worst disaster in our memories. He was nowhere to be seen all week. I am not a bit surprised his face is banged up.

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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 12:00 PM
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8. Very clear here too >>>
He was on a bender all week - that's why we didn't see him. Fell on his face again. Incredible!







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Kansas Wyatt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 12:11 PM
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11. We had better appoint a special investigator...
To uncover the truth about Shrub's shady firewater dealings. No wait, we can't do that, because some real skeletons (graveyard) will be uncovered if anything is investigated.

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Liberal In Texas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 12:06 PM
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9. Attacked by that nasty brush he was clearing n/t
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klyon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 02:14 PM
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17. ya probably
to bad he didn't fall on his chainsaw

KL
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signmike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 12:10 PM
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10. With all the prep work for photo ops, all the money
these guys spend on image, wouldn't you think whilst getting the daily $200 haircut - just a little dab of makeup...
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Flying Dream Blues Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 01:24 PM
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12. Seriously...what
is going on?
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la la Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 11:14 PM
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22. his left eye
george left eye bush---

anyone have a picture of his left eye? I posted yesterday while watching his little 'speech' - that something was off with his left eye--it was either swollen or had TOO much makeup on it--something is wrong with that part of his ugly face, as well !
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 01:35 PM
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13. That guy on the left is dumb looking
motherfucker
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arkie dem Donating Member (279 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 01:38 PM
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14. Mark of the Beast...???
or a nasty Herpes outbreak..!!!
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 01:46 PM
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15. Looks like Barney tripped over him while The Prez was passed out.
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 01:52 PM
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16. He's either clumsy,getting hit,taking medication that thins the skin
or has a medical condition that causes facial eruptions.

Ploppy has facial eruptions coupled with thinning skin of old age.



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signmike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 03:58 PM
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18. Maybe he DID get makeup on his other wounds and
this happens to him in between the prepping and the camera -- Ford was that way...couldn't walk OR chew gum without causing damage.
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alexisfree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 04:01 PM
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19. ahhahahah
I know stupid chimpanzee is not well educate! :silly:
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jbnow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 06:04 AM
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20. Where is your holiday spirit?
He was smacked around by the ghost of Christmas past or present.
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RadicalMom Donating Member (734 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-04-05 06:41 AM
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21. And don't forget Christmas Future. nt
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