"Bringing Dignity and Chimpy Faces Back to the Office..."

[Crankie Avalon]

"No, he's not eating a pretzel, now, Bill...but, even so, when my
boy's walking up stairs I've learned to always keep a safe distance."


"Daaaaaamn, 41...I can't believe you're really going to pants
your own kid!"


"WHAT did he just say???"
"How should I now--he's your son."


"I guess making these chimpy faces all the time must run in the family?"


"Pssst...it starts with a "G" not a "J", and don't forget where to put the "W"..."
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!"


"Watch this, Bill...Talk to the ass, old man, cause
the face ain't listening!"


"...and I think we've all at least learned a
valuable lesson: Salamis are an incredible force
of nature. Like most people, I thought they were
just greasy, salty little things that Europaneans
eat, but I think we can all see now just what a
misunderestimation of salamis that was, right
fellers? Hello? My fellow Presidents???"

[illflem]

1. Funny you should mention salamis

whenever there is a tsunami alert in Hawaii most tourists think it means to avoid delis. Really

[Miami Liberal]

2. LMAO!

Thanks I needed that today.