Adenoid_Hynkel
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Mon Jan-03-05 09:56 PM
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Bush to Nation' Youth: Turn all the churches into strip clubs |
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Edited on Mon Jan-03-05 10:03 PM by Adenoid_Hynkel
The GOP has announced its plans for the youth inaugural concert, to be attended by Jenna and Babs Bush. The headliner of the part of moral values' concert: KID ROCK.
Yes, the same Kid Rock, who wrote a song called "If I Were President," in which he made the following promises:
"I’d turn all the churches into strip clubs and watch the whole country pray I’d give the State of the Union Address smoking a joint a mile high in Air Force One. I’d put cameras in the Lincoln bedroom so everyone could watch him get down."
Of course, Falwell, Dobson, and Robertson are all over this one. Do I hear crickets chirping?
One has to wonder if their silence is in fact and endorsement of of Kid Rock's cheerleading of the sex inductry and degradation of women. Will Falwell be installing a pole in his Lynchburg, VA church? Will Robertson be hawking copies of Girls Gone Wild on the 700 club?
I personally don't give a damn what Kid Rock sings. Its his first amendment right, as I have the right to criticize him. But the noticeable double-standard of the party that wants you to believe that it is engaged in a war to save you from hedonistic entertainment is rather interesting.
We should all call Hannity, O'Reilly, Dobson, and co. on their hypocisy by flooding their shows with ridicule.
More family values for the youth: from Cowboy: "Yeah...Kid Rock...you can call me Tex Rollin sunset woman with a bottle of Becks Seen a slimmy in a vette, rolled down my glass And said, Yeah this dick fits right in your ass"
From Cocky: "Sippin' liquor, fuck models, love strippers Known as the big tipper with the big dipper I got queens holdin' keys to my slipper Fuck a real good girl, I got the baddest bitch in the world They say I'm cocky, and I say What? It aint braggin' motherfucker if ya back it up"
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zacho
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Mon Jan-03-05 09:59 PM
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1. Kid Rock was a disgrace at last year's superbowl. |
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He's the ephitimy of a flag incriminating redneck.
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Mon Jan-03-05 10:04 PM
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Bobby is a rich kid. His dad owns a string of auto dealers up in DeeTwah. He ain't street. He's been kicking around for ages and ages. He just finally hit when the record companies were up in DeeTwah, looking for another Eminem from there.
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Mon Jan-03-05 11:02 PM
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9. Kid Rock is one of the all time great Poseurs |
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A rich, privileged, kid from stepford suburbia, who pretends at the same time to be a rapper from the street, a la Eminem, and a working class southern rocker a la Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Who are you trying to kid Bob? You've never spent a day in the projects or a trailer park in your entire life.
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Mon Jan-03-05 10:02 PM
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2. Kid Rock did a song called "Balls in your mouth." |
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Edited on Mon Jan-03-05 10:03 PM by Bleachers7
Balls in your mouth Balls in your mouth I got my balls in your mouth. Or something close to that. This is inauguration material. http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/kidrock/ballsinyourmouth.html
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Adenoid_Hynkel
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Mon Jan-03-05 10:05 PM
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4. yep, moral issues indeed |
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Balls in your mouth balls in your mouth; "U want my balls in your mouth" After I busted my nuts I drove her to the cut she said "I hope you don't think that I'm a big slut, And please don't tell anyone what we've been thru"
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Mon Jan-03-05 10:06 PM
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Edited on Mon Jan-03-05 10:07 PM by Tandalayo_Scheisskop
Introduce the twins to the wonders of the back lounge of the tour bus. Teach them, in fine rock 'n roll tradition, to a new meaning for words.
Words like...oh, say..."group"...and "airtight".
I am sure his crew can think of something. ;-)
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Mon Jan-03-05 10:27 PM
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6. You obviously didn't get the memo |
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Moral Values are for the Poor, the Democrats, and the "Cultural Elite".
For the Rich, the Republican, and the followers of Jeebus Cripes, it's one long par-tay.
Fo' shizzle.
--p!
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Mon Jan-03-05 10:28 PM
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7. BWAHAHAHA! I hate kid rock, but I LOOOOOVE this! |
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Mon Jan-03-05 10:38 PM
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8. pass along your favorite kid rock lyrics to the moral watchdogs |
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