Hey America ,wheres your Dick?

[ilovenicepeople]

I haven't seen or heard of Dick Cheney in a few weeks,does anyone know of his whereabouts?????

[two gun sid]

1. Haven't you read

all the stories about green lasers in cockpits.

[YDogg]

2. He's been snowboarding at ...

... the X-Games, brah!

[spanone]

3. Were so grateful when he's not around, no one asks.

[kdmorris]

4. Did he actually die this time?

Probably not. But I'm surprised that he hasn't had to "retire due to ill health" yet. He's not a viable candiate for president in 2008, so I figured they would get someone else in there after the election.

Of course, that was before Jeb Bush became our new "compassionate ambassador". I guess that's how they will get his face out there for everyone to elect in 2008. Knowing some of the idiots I work with, they would elect Jeb Bush in 2008 because "it would just be cool for us to make it in the history books as having the first father, son, brother presidencies ever". These people watch too much TV.

[FM Arouet666]

5. He is currently touring

as a stand-in wax dummy for the Mao Tse-Tung and Lenin memorial sites. Old totalitarians never die, they just get embalmed and put on display.

[purduejake]

6. Busy planning occupation of another oil-rich nation.

[Algorem]

7. so little time,so many birds to kill

[ilovenicepeople]

8. 7 reply's and I'm still wondering if anybody can tell me,

WHERE oh WHERE is DICK CHENEY???:shrug:

[jdj]

9. Maybe the CIA came up with a Freaky Friday machine?

I think when Kofi was in Jackson Hole they switched him out with Cheney and now Cheney is in the Kofi suit running the UN, which explains why Jeb and Colin's asses are all over the news and they act like they are taking over the U.N.

Kofi is trapped in Cheney's body with the bum heart trying to stay calm and keep his stress down so the pacemaker doesn't short out.

[sam sarrha]

10. he is probably in Iraq BBQ'n babies for lunch...