No doubt the Tsunami will whip the fundies into an End Times frenzy

[PlanetBev]

The gas bags on the news keep saying that this was a catastrophe of "biblical proportions". Thanks guys. This shit only makes the nutballs more insane and apt to believe that Christ is about to appear with a grenade launcher and kill the non-believers and lift all devotees into Nascarland.

Fuck.

[Must_B_Free]

1. My philosophy 101 teacher told us

that Christ was a violent revolutionary.

[tuvor]

3. Where'd he get the "violent" part?

The part in the Bible about him not bringing peace, but a sword? :shrug:

[Must_B_Free]

4. he said that Christ had a band of outcasts

march on Jerusalem with the intention of taking it over.

[dxdem]

5. A band of outcasts?

Jesus and his merry men?

[Jesus H. Christ]

6. We called it the Gay Team.

We drove a big pink RV and had AK-47s. We never actually shot anybody, despite shooting AT people for several seasons.

[dxdem]

7. I always thought there was something missing from that party

Thirteen men in a room, drinking wine and eating bread? I'm sure there was some cheese there as well. And not even cold, straight from the fridge cheese, like some straight man would throw together. This cheese has made it to room temperature.

1: "Hi, I'm Mark. Meet my partner, James!"
2: "Hi James, Hi Mark, I'm Simon!"

[Old and In the Way]

2. Well, if I wake up tomorrow and every fundie has been raptured.....

it will be heaven on Earth.

[PlanetBev]

8. LOL, dxdem

And the cheese would be cut up into bite-size pieces and beautifully arranged on Fiesta Ware, accompanied by gourmet crackers and fresh fruit. A straight guy would throw in on a chipped plate that he got from his mother when he moved out of the house.

[Be Brave]

9. LOL! That reminds me of something I heard on radio today.

Remember the Y2K bug? Well, Jerry Falwell (sic) played that up, saying that it could mean that the world is coming to an end! He made a doomsday video saying something like, because of the bug the whole system will be messed up so that there will be no water, food, cash, etc. I was in disbelief as I was listening to the radio.

[dutchdoctor]

10. If this is all Gods work..

How come the only buildings still standing are mosques? mmmm, makes you wonder if they picked the right side...
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(picture of a mosque amidst the rubble in Banda Aceh)

Another question: If this is a sign of the End Times, how about the earthquake in China in 1976 that killed 750,000?
How about the plague that killed 90% of the (white, Christian) population in Europe in the middle ages? Or the Spanish flu that killed 10 million europeans right after WW1?
This God guy seems to be sending mixed signals..