Fun with Hate Radio

[Demit]

From http://www.freewayblogger.com/funwithhateradio.htm:

A fun and easy way to get your message out to thousands, even millions of people, is through the medium of talk radio. Although firmly in the trenches of the right, it's still possible to get a liberal point of view onto the airwaves by following these easy steps:

1) When the screener asks you what you want to talk about, be sure and tell them something relatively innocuous but tangentially relatable to the point you want to make.

  2) If possible, use a slightly southern or hick accent - they're more likely to put you on and the AM audience is more likely to relate to you.

3) Don't go straight to your main point - get there incrementally. Remember there's a seven-second delay and they'll cut you off if you go too far or get there too fast.

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The rest of the page has HILARIOUS examples of how this guy got on certain shows and tweaked the hosts. The Michael Savage transcript is particularly gratifying.

[WoodrowFan]

1. The Savage transcript is GREAT

they're all good, but the caller's last line is WONDERFUL.

[comsymp]

2. Yup- got a lotta looks when I snarfed at that line-

:: still giggling, but more quietly now::

[TheDebbieDee]

3. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

[alphafemale]

4. That's Classic.

[King Coal]

5. Thanks, I enjoyed that.

[OneTwentyoNine]

6. Got him a ranch just outside of Waco like Koresh...BAWHAHAHA

Oh shit,thats great. Read all the transcripts,those ass clowns couldn't debate a two year old. They only need to know how to cut off a caller.

[Oldpals]

7. Does anyone have anymore of these transcripts

that maybe include Hannity, O'Reilly and Coulter. I would love to see them taken down a peg or two.

[txaslftist]

8. oh my sweet jeezus!!!!

LOL LOL LOL.

You split my friggin' sides, dude.

lol lol lol ALL THE WAY HOME FROM WORK.

PLEASE SOMEONE GET RUSH AND HANNITY!!!

[B Calm]

9. I've heard your mother still cries when you try to seduce her.

ha ha ha