Haul Pat Robertson's sorry butt out... AND STONE HIM TO DEATH!!

[PresidentErnestTBass]

http://theknightshift.blogspot.com/2005/01/haul-pat-robertsons-sorry-butt-out-of.html
This is a RIOT! Got permission to exerpt:

Ever since the election two months ago I've been thinking about how it is that "Christian Reconstructionists" are chomping at the bit to seize power in America. These are the people that want to institute a militant and EXTREMELY literal interpretation of Old Testament law (nevermind the New Testament and that pesky "rule of love" thing) over every aspect of our lives: first in America, then spreading their rule across the globe. Their earnest belief is that once the world has been made to submit (literally translated in Arabic as "islam") to their rule and the Kingdom of God is established temporally, then and only then can Jesus Christ return to begin His reign. But first they got to make this world one suitable for Him, ya see. And since we're still waiting for His grace, the fullest condemnation of the law is in order. So they want to make mandatory such things as stoning to death a child for "talking sass" to his parents, capital punishment for girls who get pregnant out of wedlock, even things like death to people who teach evolution and other "lib'rul" ideas.

Now, I don't particularly hold to believing in evolution either. But I'd much rather educate my fellow man in the mathematical improbability of such a thing happening and see the light of reason enter into his eyes of his own free will. Why should I - or anyone else - desire to kill him if he chooses not to understand that truth so fast as my own will would have him? What in God's name gives me that right? What the Hell gives THESE people the right to want to do something like that... to anyone?!

But hey, I didn't make this up folks. These are your Christian Reconstructionists/Dominion Theologists/Talibornagains at work. They want to reshape every facet of your life to fit their unforgiving literal interpretation of scripture. They want EVERYTHING to conform to the letter of The Law. And being that The Law minus The Love is made a curse unto ALL flesh and that God is no respector of persons, we should demand that The Law apply equally to EVERYONE, especially our would-be sovereigns. So I'm gonna suggest that toward Pat Robertson, since for YEARS he's been one of the (if not THE) self-proclaimed visionaries of the Dominion Theology movement, we do the following...

Ever watch "Babylon 5"? 'Twas prolly the best television show of the past 20 years and definitely of all time. The last episode of the Minbari civil war plotline had the leaders of both sides coming together in this old temple and one of them, Delenn (one of the show's main characters) laid it down in so many words, "if you want us to return to being the savages we were, you'd damned well better be ready to go the WHOLE way, bub." She turned on this thing called the "Starfire Wheel" and told the other guy to get his sorry self-righteous ass in there if he REALLY believed in his cause. Seems that old-school Minbari custom was for the leaders of warring factions to enter the Starfire Wheel together where they'd start burning alive. Whichever side's leader chickened and jumped out of the circle lost the conflict, while the one who believed enough to the point of his own fiery death would at least perish knowing that his beliefs had borne out to the finish.

Put your money where your mouth is, Pat Robertson. The same for all the rest of you damnable Dominion Theologists. You say you believe in God and the immutable authority of Scripture? Good, 'cuz here's your chance to prove you've the right to rule over the rest of us.

Read the rest at Haul Pat Robertsons sorry butt out of Virginia Beach... AND STONE HIM TO DEATH!!

[CottonBear]

1. Babylon 5 was the BEST show EVER! n/t

[Swamp Rat]

2. I sure wish Jesus would call him "home."

[bunkerbuster1]

6. What the hell makes you think Jesus

wants this hateful pig with Him "up there"?

[Swamp Rat]

8. HA! You're right!

What was I thinking?!

Wherever he goes, he'll be with his buddy Jimmy "Jayses" Falwell:

[indigobusiness]

3. Do you have a link for Pat's call to stone ufoers?

I need it for my blog.

Sludge Report 2

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[PresidentErnestTBass]

4. It may be a hoax but heres link

http://www.ufomind.com/misc/1997/aug/d19-002.shtml

[indigobusiness]

5. thanks n/t

[nostamj]

7. can I just SPIT on him?

i'm not really a STONING kinda guy...

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