Kid Rock and Shrubs inauguration

[moobu2]

I was running some errands earlier and listening to American Family Radio because it's so god damn funny sometimes and I swear, those idiots went on for over half an hour straight just livid about Kid Rock playing at Shrubs inauguration...
They kept quoting this Worldnetdailycom article. http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=42260 ..They kept saying he was worse than Howard Stern...

They were so worked up over it, calling the White House and Bush's handlers...it was halarious..

Pimp of the Nation, I could be it
As a matter of a fact, I foresee it
But only pimpin' hoes with the big tush
While you be left pimpin' Barbara Bush--Kid Rock

[two gun sid]

1. I heard the rumor

he was gonna sing "Let The Eagles Fly".

[morgan2]

19. you mean "Let the Eagles Die"

I think thats in section 8, paragraph 3 of the healthy forrests initiative.

[ElectroPrincess]

2. Mix in a little Ozzy and you got yourself "The Cult of Mor - al - I- ty"

GWB - Kid Rock - Ozzy Osborne ... Whoa mahn, I'm seeing trails, save me! LOL :headbang:

[Hobarticus]

3. Good...let them get their panties in a bunch over worthless shit...

While we work to get our country back!

[bunkerbuster1]

4. I think one [revolting] Kid Rock tune sums up the Preznit's 'tude toward

his constituency perfectly:

http://www.lyricsondemand.com/k/kidrocklyrics/ballsinyourmouthlyrics.html

and I quote:

After I busted my nuts I drove her to the cut
she said "I hope you don't think that I'm a big slut,
And please don't tell anyone what we've been thru"
Next day I told the whole fuckin crew
Spread the news thru the whole damn town
and to the chick it musta got back around
So I told the ho sorry and tried to make amends
but she tried to front me in front of my friends
Runnin off at the lip talking all that shit
that I'm a bitch I'm a prick and that I got a small dick
I just waited till she walked away to shout
"Fuck you bitch, u had my balls in your mouth!"

[jdj]

14. He wrote that song for W.

[proud patriot]

5. kid rock's lyrics should be posted at RW Christian Websites

I think bush's base would be quite upset if their
youth were subject to kid rock's lyrics .

[bunkerbuster1]

7. Don't forget to include these:

http://www.lyricsondemand.com/k/kidrocklyrics/fuckublindlyrics.html

I'm not the trash you think i am talking trailor park
Come to my mansion bitch and watch me stick it after dark
I'll take you higher, higher
I'll take you lower, slower
I'll make you talk that talk and walk that walk hoe

I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind till you just can't see no more
I see you checkin out my car and my residence
Your hell bound and I see your gettin whiskey bent
I been around and I know what you meant
You dont wanna fuck me you wanna fuck some dead president

I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind till you just can't see no more
I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind till you just can't see no more

I'm super fly bitch
I'm not that guy bitch
I'll fuck you blind leave you face down in the ditch
Thought you'd get rich straight fuckin with the player
I'm the pimp of the nation yeah the pussy surveyor hey

I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind till you just can't see no more
I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind till you just can't see no more

I like that long hair swingin in them Calvin Klines
I pull them young, start fuckin with their virgin minds
I give a fuck about your poppa or your mother
I'll walk up on your ass and bitch slap your brother say

I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind till you just can't see no more
I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind bitch
I'll fuck u blind till you just can't see no more

[Malva Zebrina]

6. Oh my--

and little Barbara Bush is getting paid a real salary to organize and run the entertainment at the inauguration, I have heard. Can you imagine :eyes:

[Bridget Burke]

9. Wouldn't they make a lovely couple?

A White House wedding would be the smash of the season....

[stanwyck]

8. What? No Ted Nugent

and his jailbait/rape songs? Well, that settles it. I'm not going.

[jdj]

16. he's rumored to be a child molester

so they probably don't want this association. Although he did just move to crawford.

[IHeart1993]

10. Where's Toby Keith? nt

[Kilkenny5]

11. Who else is performing at the Inauguration?

n/t

[Name removed]

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[moobu2]

15. not sure but

Here's the official website for the Presidential Inaugural Committee
http://www.inaugural05.com/events/

[moobu2]

13. I don't know, but if they can, they'll stop Kid Rock from performing

They are so pissed off.

They said they feel lied to.....uhh no shit, what would you expect from a known liar.

"It makes me angry. … This is a good reason to leave the Republican Party." ---Randy Thomasson, president of Campaign for Children and Families

[Batgirl]

17. oh wow, Kid Rock

Golly, I sure hope he brings his cage dancers.
Between this and the planned performance of "Let the Eagle Soar", we're talking pure entertainment GOLD.
Almost on the level of an 80s-era Academy Awards show.
All that's missing at this point is Rob Lowe and Snow White performing an interpretive dance routine of Shrub's "Mission Accomplished" carrier landing.
Fingers crossed....

[stanwyck]

18. Ashlee Simpson

would definitely add to the high level of entertainment quality. And maybe Britney could show up wearing a thong and pasties. Gotta love those conservative pop tarts. They're such an inspiration to the young.
Work hard. Learn your craft.
No wait. Just get silicone, take off your clothes, pout provocatively, and spout rightwing talking points.

[Fleshdancer]

20. Ashlee Simpson shouldn't go...the boos should only be for Bush

But how about Christina Aguilera (sp?) and her leather chaps??

[stanwyck]

21. Did you see the SNL

when Sarah Michelle Geller did a Christina impression....very funny. Very nasty.