Naked Pyramid-building Cheerleaders for Superbowl Half-time Show

[radfringe]

I'm for it -- what about you? It would sure beat the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunctions... We could even tether them all together!

after all -- the naked Iraqi prisoner pyramid is just innocent fun from a couple of enthusiastic guys...

Torture? Not if cheerleaders do it, lawyer claims
By Jenny Booth, Times Online -- January 10, 2005
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,7374-1434680,00.html

Forcing naked Iraqi prisoners to pile themselves in human pyramids was not torture, because American cheerleaders do it every year, a court was told today.

A lawyer defending Specialist Charles Graner, who is accused of being a ringleader in the Abu Ghraib prisoner abuse scandal, argued that piling naked prisoners in pyramids was a valid form of prisoner control.

"Don't cheerleaders all over America form pyramids six to eight times a year. Is that torture?" said Guy Womack, Sergeant Graner’s lawyer, in opening arguments to the ten-member military jury at the reservist’s court martial.

[Stockholm]

1. ALL MALE military jury n/t

[Divernan]

7. Have the military jury strip naked and form a pyramid.

You, know, like taking a jury to observe a crime scene, or re-enacting a crime for a trial. "Now, Dr. Quincy, can you demonstrate for the court the manner in which the murder weapon was used on the victim?"

Now jurors 1, 3 & 5 - you're the biggest, so you get on the bottom

Note to Doonesbury/Gary Trudeau - I GIVE you this idea for a cartoon strip..

[opihimoimoi]

2. That is one sick lawyer fer sure.

[BeHereNow]

3. SCUM!

What total SCUM this lawyer is!
BHN

[Art_from_Ark]

9. Maybe the lawyer wants to LOSE the case

and this is the easiest way to do it while appearing to represent his client

[radfringe]

4. shudder....

I just had a picture flash into my head of the entire congress doing a naked pyramid....

eeewwwww...now I need a shower

[ebayfool]

5. Gee, thanks - chain reaction flash! I did NOT need that mental ...

picture! Mostly old, mostly male, mostly wrinkly, mostly grey (or bad dye jobs), mostly out-of-shape - that's just wrong ... messing with my beautiful mind, like that! Shame on you!

[LynnTheDem]

6. Dear Iraqi rebels;

Please feel free to capture a few US troops.

Force the American troops to strip naked.

Force the naked American troops to make human pyramids.

Take pictures.

Force broom handles up the asses of the naked American troops.

Force the naked American troops to perform sexual acts on each other.

Take Pictures.

Force the naked American troops to crawl along the floor on their dog collars and leashes.

Force the naked American troops to face guard dogs biting them.

Take pictures.

And above all, dear Iraqi rebels, HAVE FUN and BLOW OFF SOME STEAM!

Rightwingnut AMERICA WON'T MIND AT ALL! Party! Party! Party!

[booley]

8. don't give them ideas!

we are already going to pay the consequences becuase we abandoned the geneva accords.

And why should Shrub care? The Shrubbery never has to pay any cost for the harm they do. That's what the American people are for.