I think Scott McClellan wants to quit his job (WH Press Secretary)

[kuozzman]

I'm watching his daily press conference from earlier today and he keeps studering and he just seems like he's having trouble keeping all of the Chimps stories(read: lies) straight about Social Security, Gonzales, the Iraq election, the new head of Homeland Security reaching across the aisle, etc., etc. He seems to be getting pretty frustrated.....

Re: Soc. Sec.(actual quote)
"Some people in the past have tried to use scare tactics and fear mongering, the president doesn't believe in that and that's why he's made it clear that those close to retirement will not be affected........."

("but if we don't do something NOW, thier children and grandchildren will starve! and be homeless! when they retire!")

[goclark]

1. Let's keep him there

and keep asking him hard questions please.
He can't even handle the easy ones.
He'll need an ear piece pretty soon.
Maybe he can borrow the chimp's.

[kuozzman]

5. lol

[Be Brave]

2. Nah, I think that's normal for Scott Mclellan.

Honestly, he doesn't look too sharp to me.

[ZanZaBar]

3. She hit me first, officer!

[burythehatchet]

4. little freaky tiny hands

reflective of his tiny little prick.

[Hand]

6. Couldn't he just quit BREATHING instead? nt

[tanyev]

7. The president doesn't believe in

fear mongering, my a$$. Do I look like I just fell off the turnip truck?

[saltpoint]

8. Scott strikes me as someone who for a long time --

-- has wanted to serve, to contribute, to be part of the solution -- a values mantra set early and which he strives to hone at all times.

I have no personal problem with him except that his good energies are in the service of an administration steeped in deceit and skulduggery -- a political objection, not a personal one.

My prediction for him: No longer able to ringmaster the tsunami of lies and idiotic pseudo-explanations for events on behalf of his ethics-challenged boss, Scott will resign sometime in March of this year and join Cat Stevens in a global Islamic compound in the Seychelles.

[kskiska]

9. His whole family is in bed with the Bushes

His father wrote that book implicating LBJ in JFK's death, and his brother is working at the W.H., too, I believe.