Bush* thinks he can avoid history recording his tenure as a FUCKUP

[Proud2BAmurkin]

But he can't.

Every policy is designed that he will look like a revolutionary after someone else (a democrat) will come along and clean up his big steaming piles of crap he leaves all over the country and the world. He thinks everyone will forget what a fuckup he is but they won't.

Worst president in history.

[BlueEyedSon]

1. New Rule: You can't run on a mistake. (Bill Maher)

Franklin Roosevelt didn't run for re-election claiming Pearl Harbor was his finest hour. Abe Lincoln was a great president, but the high point of his second term wasn't theater security. 9/11 wasn't a triumph of the human spirit. It was a fuck-up by a guy on vacation.

Now, don't get me wrong, Mr. President. I'm not blaming you for 9/11. We have blue-ribbon commissions to do that. And I'm not saying there was anything improper about your immediate response to the attacks. Someone had to stay in that classroom and protect those kids from Chechen rebels.

But by the looks of your convention, you'd think that the worst thing that ever happened to us was the best thing that ever happened to you. You just can't keep celebrating the deadliest attack ever as if it's your personal rendezvous with greatness. You don't see old men who were shot down during World War II jumping out of a plane every year. I mean, other than your dad.

But even your dad didn't run for re-election based on a recession and his propensity to barf on the Japanese. Now, I know you'd like us all to get swept away with emotionalism and stop sweating the small stuff like the deficit and the environment, and focus on what's really important: how you look in a fireman's hat. But crying during your speech? I mean, come on! There's no crying in politics! It's not fair! That's a trick chicks use. How are we supposed to discuss this rationally if you're going to cry?! There's a name for people who exploit their participation in historical events for political gain. They're called the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth.

So I say, if you absolutely must win an election on the backs of dead people, do it like they do in Chicago, and have them actually vote for you.

http://www.hbo.com/billmaher/new_rules/20040903.html

[Lefty48197]

2. Worst ever. I'll never forget, and I won't let anybody else forget either

sorry loser. You're the worst ever. Face it.

[acmavm]

3. Somewhere about a hundred years from now (if anything still exists after

the Chimp and his buddies are done) people will be reading about this administration and this coutry at this point in time and be asking themselves "how the HELL did someone that stupid and that big a failure who is also a personal coward ever get elected to anything? And why weren't the citizens of this country rioting in the streets?"