Possibly meeting Sen. Santorum Tonight

[Ravenseye]

I'm going to a shindig, and it's possible that everyones favorite man on dog Senator will be there. That's right. Senator Santorum himself. It's unlikely he'll be there, but he's been invited.

Now I have to be respectful because of where this is taking place...but I was thinking...how bout if I can finagle a picture with him...you know...standard two men shaking hands smiling at the camera bullshit shot that people put up on the wall of their office.

Yet I make a face or try and do bunny ears on him or something.

What do yinz think? Better ideas?

*note to moderator - sorry bout the previous vulgar subject line...the guy really rubs me the wrong way*

[notadmblnd]

1. Just stick a sign on his back

"Kick me, I'm an asshole" or something like that.

[jdonaldball]

2. Give him a long, passionate French kiss

[davidinalameda]

3. kiss him on the cheek

or try to slip him the tongue

[Taxloss]

4. Wash your hands afterwards. n/t

[dave123williams]

5. Leave your dog at home. You know how this guy thinks.

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

6. Ask him if he's paid back Penn Hills yet???

Ask him if he likes living in Virginia on a permanent basis?
Ask him if he voted for all of the pork in the recent omnibus bill? Ask him when will his children be of age to volunteer for the military to 'fight for freedom in Iraq'?
Ask him to leave PA permanently!!!!

[goddess40]

7. Wear a body condom n/t

[aden_nak]

8. Print yourself up an I Love The Onion button and afix it to your lapel.

[blueknight]

9. kick him in the nuts,

once for me

[TlalocW]

10. This is one of my hobbies

Getting pictures taken with right-wingers while making a face. So far I have pictures with Jim Inhofe, Pat Buchanan, and Ted Nugent. I'm making faces in the latter. The first one I was trying to stick a "Clinton/Gore" sticker on the saddle blanket of the horse Inhofe was riding in the Oklahoma State Homecoming Parade. Almost worked too. :)

TlalocW

[sui generis]

11. you'll need two people for this

you'll have to "accidentally" bump into him from behind - just give him a quick suborbital dry hump as you struggle to keep from falling out of your heels as your accomplice snaps the pic.

Then dust yourself off, apologize profusely for mussing his hair while having him bent over the chair back, claim it was a dreadful accident, and get the hell outta there and back on line with your picture!

[Ravenseye]

14. Not Bad

Sort of a Bump and Run...I'll have to see if I can get an accomplice to help but this might work depending on the setup. How funny would that be?

[Mandate My Ass]

12. "They sure can pile lube and fecal matter high these days..."

Just sayin. :shrug:

[bobbyboucher]

13. Don't you mean Senator Post-anal coital ooze?

Or some such shit?

[TalkingDog]

19. Urmmm hate to be the sex definiton police here, but (pardon the pun)

Coitus is vaginal/penile sex. Ya can't really have anal/coital sex...well, not concurrently....okay, not with one person concurrently. Unless they are...*gifted*.... ummm... nuf sed.

[Walt Starr]

15. Hold up a batrcop.com sticker as the picture is snapped

:evilgrin:

[trogdor]

18. You'd win the contest for sure.

BC has a contest for the best use of the BartCop sticker.

[julialnyc]

16. photoshop could make it fun when you get home

[Fud]

17. Why not show him his fan site

www.spreadingsantorum.com . He probably doesn't even know about it :).