Gas?

[Stephanie]

[skylarmae]

1. when he lies, he tends to overact. Sickening as it is,

This time he was in front of our kids though. There just seems something wrong with having to tell your children that the President of the United States of America is a liar. Don't believe a word he says. This is really serious. Can't we at least keep him away from our kids?

[trogdor]

3. The man has more tells than a six year old who got dealt a flush.

Most of us could probably kick his ass pretty seriously at poker.

[RobertSeattle]

2. It's hard Gas - Hard Gas

[Historic NY]

4. Phewwwwwwwww..........

[rkc3]

7. Get the secret service, I think I just sharted.

[Nevernose]

5. Here is the church, here is the steeple...

Doesn't he look like he's doing that strange nursery rhyme-hand thing?

[Kota]

6. He looked like that all through school. Sick and confused.

[greyfox]

8. Acute constipation n/t

[BurtWorm]

9. "Did I pass tests to get where I am? Pshhh...Fuck no! I'm a Bush!

And don't you forget it! Specially if it's a question on a exam."