bobweaver
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Thu Jan-13-05 02:18 PM
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Three new verbs: to "Bush," to "Arnold" and to "Condi" |
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Edited on Thu Jan-13-05 02:21 PM by bobweaver
Three new verbs: to "Bush," to "Arnold," and to "Condi"
Bush, v.t. To take something that is not a problem and make a disaster out of it. (Example: Iraq as a threat to U.S. lives.) Usage: "Man, you sure Bushed that one. Shoulda just left it alone. What the hell are you doing in that line of work anyway?"
Arnold, v.t. To promise to fix a problem but instead make it much worse. (Example: California's budget deficit.) Usage: "Man, you sure Arnolded that one. Shoulda never touched it. What the hell are you doing in that line of work anyway?"
Condi, v.t. To ignore a problem until it explodes in your face. (Example: the imminent possibility of a terrorist attack on the U.S. in 2001) Usage: "Man, you sure Condi'd that one. Are you deaf, dumb and blind? What the hell are you doing in that line of work anyway?"
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Thu Jan-13-05 02:44 PM
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2. I think "Schwarzeneggered" would work better. n/t |
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Thu Jan-13-05 02:49 PM
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3. My definitions of those words would be different. |
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bush (v.) to slaughter innocent people indiscriminately, usually in the interest of enriching one's business contacts.
Arnold (v.) to rape or sexually molest.
Condi (v.) to come utterly unqualified to do a job, carry out said job in a sycophantic way in order to cover for your own incompetence.
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