I actually found this on a Yahell message board

[eauclaireliberal]

Wow.

30 THINGS TO DO BEFORE THE INAUGURATION
by: toys_in_the_addict 01/13/05 03:25 pm
Msg: 240 of 244

1. Get that abortion you've always wanted.
2. Drink a nice clean glass of water.
3. Cash your social security check.
4. See a doctor of your own choosing.
5. Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild.
6. Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that matter.
7. Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying.
8. Hoard gasoline.
9. Borrow books from library before they're banned- Constitutional law books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer, etc.
10. If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix - do it now.
11. Come out - then go back in - HURRY!
12. Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research you can.
13. Stay out late before the curfews start.
14. Go attend a Michael Moore lecture before he has his "accident".
15. Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition.
16. Use the phrase - "you can't do that - this is America".
17. If you're white - marry a black person, if you're black - marry a white person.
18. Take a walk in Yosemite, without being hit by a snowmobile or a base-jumper.
19. Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class.
20. Start your school day without a prayer.
21. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.
22. Learn French.
23. Attend a commitment ceremony with your gay friends.
24. Take a factory tour anywhere in the US.
25. Try to take photographs of animals on the endangered species list.
26. Visit Florida before the polar ice caps melt.
27. Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive.
28. Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill".
29. Visit Massachusetts while it is still a Commonwealth State
30. Make plans for that $300 tax cut

[Systematic Chaos]

1. I don't know where that came from, but it's right on the money.

I think I'll save that to a notepad file and torture with it who pisses me off. :evilgrin:

[LudwigVan]

2. I learned French in high school.

In a small Texas town no less! I'm trying to teach myself Arabic, Spanish and a few other languages right now. I'm having much more success with Spanish, since I hear it all the time here in Austin.

That list reminds me... I outta go to Mexico and take pictures of axolotl. Those are the albino amphibians that live their whole lives in the rapidly-disappearing lakes near Mexico City.

[FizzFuzz]

4. I saw a couple of axolotls at a local pet store (a good one, privately

owned, not a chain, I'd like to add)

Well anyway, they were so cute. They weren't for sale, and I'm glad. I'd rather see them stay under the care of experts.

[LudwigVan]

7. True that.

They're not only endangered, but they're liable to eat everything else in the tank smaller than them.

[txaslftist]

3. Pass on the secrets of the scientific method...

Rationalism
The Enlightenment
The wacky 'round earth' concept
Posit the age of the universe as something more than ten thousand years...

the list just goes on an on.

[FizzFuzz]

5. That link's been deleted, or maybe something less nefarious.

Maybe it's just an innocent site problem. Or maybe not. :suspicious face:

[AmandaRuth]

6. unfortunately it may be the serious list

for things to do before the elections in 2006, if the dems do not start attacking conservatism as an ideology.