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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 04:07 PM
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The Incredible Sloping Chimp Face


I say again, the muscles in the left side of his face are weak, going slack. It's getting freaky.
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Demit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 04:08 PM
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1. Close encounter of some kind?
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greyfox Donating Member (692 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 04:09 PM
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2. Getting?
It's BEEN freaky -- from all the years of dope and whiskey...
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Career Prole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 04:13 PM
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3. Wax head, left in the sun too long.
Oughta put a saucer under it. ;)
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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 04:15 PM
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4. haHA!!
Ewwww!!!
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 04:16 PM
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5. When Botox goes bad.
Should've used the stuff imported from Canada.
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gordianot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 04:18 PM
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6. Ever notice they no longer show photo's of his back?
and the medical device that is attached.
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charlie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 04:21 PM
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7. Every time he goes on holiday
he comes back scabbed like he's been punched in the head. Maybe if we can find Mama Bush's whereabouts during his vacations, it'll explain why his face is sliding off his skull.
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HeatherG. Donating Member (102 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 04:29 PM
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8. His face is sagging a little
I wouldn't have noticed it, if you hadn't pointed it out. It could be from gaining weight and then losing it. The skin loses it's elasticity with age.
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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 04:45 PM
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9. On one side? n/t
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HeatherG. Donating Member (102 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 04:54 PM
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10. I took another look
It does appear to sag more on one side. Maybe, because his head is leaning to one side. Do you think he has a medical condition?
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 07:51 PM
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11. he also appears to be growing a set of lips ...
collagen injections, Dubya?
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