will bush* get out of the car and WALK, or will he be a CHICKEN ?

[diamond14]

It's a time honored tradition for the President of the United States to WALK THE ENTIRE ROUTE, or at least get out of the car and WALK for a few blocks, in order to FEEL CLOSE TO AMERICANS who have come to greet him.

So, the BIG QUESTION in DC is:

Will bush* get out of the car and WALK, or will he be a CHICKEN????

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What do YOU think?

We're at War. The Terrists hate our Freedom. The Pretzeldent has to be protected.... And anyhow, he'll probably be drunk on his ass and couldn't walk more than a couple yards without doing a face-plant on the pavement and scuffing up his ugly ape mug again.

[NMDemDist2]

2. one block, the block that has only the most rabid supporters

carefully screened

I heard that even the freepers are PO'd cuz they aren't allowed close to their "fearless leader" and are relegated to the "demonstration" areas

hope they keep them far apart or I fear heads will get broken among the demonstrators of different political stripes

[LeftyMom]

3. Marine One delivery

straight to the stage. If it's criticized the excuse will be "security."

[truth2power]

4. Cluck! Cluck! eom

[HereSince1628]

5. Just enough for the news reels to put a few steps into history

Even Rovie knows how just staying in the car will look.

BUT WILL IT REALLY BE W????????????????

SS says no one is to look directly at him. I hereby initiate the kooky tin foil idea that W will be represented by a body double.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. Not so kooky.

What do you suppose the real reason is that no one may look upon His Chimperial Highness? Is that Dorian Gray thang startin' to kick in, finally?

[pbartch]

11. he will be replaced by an ANDROID

[yurbud]

6. if surrounded by thousands of troops

to protect him from eggs, tomatoes, and steaming horse shit.

[sweetladybug]

8. I think he will walk for just a few feet, that way he and the media can

make a big deal out of him walking and can say how he is so loved by us americans (of course only his kool aide followers will be allowed ANYWHERE near him)

[Eric J in MN]

17. yes, i agree (nt)

nt

[TahitiNut]

22. Will the media photograph the pee stains on his pants?

He's a coWard. If he gets out for the photo-op, he'd better be wearing a "trucker's friend."

[karlrschneider]

9. He didn't get out in 01, did he?

..

[diamond14]

10. yes, he did...but only for a few feet, out of range of Americans....

and totally surrounded by SS...after a couple feet (IN THE POURING RAIN, HAHAHAHAHA)...he jumped back into the car....it all happened right at the end of the route...no Americans were allowed within about three blocks of the car exit routine....

guess it was just for the PHOTO-OP....

[Greylyn58]

12. If the people marching

in the parade and performing for his coronation can't even look at shrub do you really he would dare to get out and walk.

This would allow the crowd to stare at him...never gonna happen.

[diamond14]

13. John and Jackie, in an open limo, modestly going down Pennsylvania Ave.

Why can't bush* be a bit more modest, with TWO wars going on and a major loss of life from the tsunami? If bush* was really a christian, he would TONE IT DOWN...and give more $$$ to the victims...


Here Kennedy's inaugeration parade is very modest....

[ldf]

14. are you kidding?

he is SO afraid of being assassinated that he will only go near loyals.

he is such a pathetic excuse for a human being.

[leesa]

15. He hasn't been in public in 4 years. What makes you think he'll start now?

[bobweaver]

16. He'll get out and walk like a chicken

[Sparkly]

18. LOL!!

Toooo funny!!

[hatrack]

19. Buck . . buck . . buck-KAWK!!!

Ain't going to ever happen.

[low_phreaq]

20. Limo

I can just picture the inaugural limo, emblazoned all NASCAR-like with the logos of all the corporate sponsors:

http://www.inaugural05.com/donors

Anybody good with photoshop? :evilgrin:

[Betty]

21. He's a fucking bubble boy

he has been so isolated from the real world for so long, I imagine he would spontaneously combust if he were to actually come in contact with it. Plus he is a chicken shit.