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pbartch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 10:14 PM
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Bush's stupid dog Miss Beazley peed in the Oval Office --- says
Inside Edition.

That dumb mutt. Gotta get rid of her AND Bush before they really mess up the Presidential Office.
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dflprincess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 10:15 PM
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1. Perhaps Miss Beazley has been talking to Barney
and was making a comment about her new master.
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bahrbearian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 10:24 PM
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10. We know Barney is just a fur cover Whiskey Flask.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 10:15 PM
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2. Don't blame the dog.
She was probably trying to pee on a Bush.
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noamnety Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 10:16 PM
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3. So unfair
Edited on Fri Jan-14-05 10:17 PM by lwfern
If I did that, they'd likely arrest me.

on edit: that's probably one of those things I should just quietly think to myself.
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beam me up scottie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 10:18 PM
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4. Sure, blame it on the dog.
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Cocoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 10:19 PM
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7. the dogs are just a cover
for Bush's smell and his lack of housebreaking.
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beam me up scottie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 10:39 PM
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14. Yep, and when jenna hurls up tequila shooters
they probably say the cat did it (damn hairballs)
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 10:18 PM
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5. How symbolic!
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HootieMcBoob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 10:19 PM
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6. before they mess it up?
Bush has been shitting on the office for over four years now.
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gkhouston Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 10:20 PM
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8. Actually, it was Bush. They just blamed it on the dog. n/t
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Greylyn58 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 10:22 PM
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9. Don't blame Miss Beazley
Blame her new owner.

After all, making messes in the White House and needing others to clean it up is how she is being trained.

:eyes:
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Booster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 10:26 PM
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11. If I had to live with the Bushes, I'd pee on the carpet too.
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Benhurst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 10:29 PM
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12. The drunken resident probably tried to pick her up and scared
the you know what out of her.
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bronyaur73 Donating Member (6 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 10:32 PM
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13. did it pee on the new carpet?
it's extremely possible the dog is smarter than its owner. i'm betting on urinary tract infection and not intelligence failure. the only intelligence failure in the oval office is bush himself.
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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 10:50 AM
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21. Hi bronyaur73!!
Welcome to DU!! :toast:
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pbartch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 10:42 PM
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15. no news on it yet....wonder why the story hit INSIDE EDITION and not the
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troubleinwinter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 10:47 PM
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16. Scottish Terrier Rescue Society
Send them a donation now, for the sake of Mrs. Beazley.

http://w3.ag.uiuc.edu/VJR/strescue.html
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Kat45 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 10:51 PM
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17. And they complained about Clinton sullying the Oval Office?
:bounce:
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glarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 10:54 PM
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18. Barbara Walters's WORST interview ever!
She has made it just a venue for Bush to try to make himself look good....Her "hard" questions are a JOKE!.....He doesn't answer anything and she just goes on to the next question...:puke:
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sistersofmercy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 10:58 PM
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19. Ah, she probably just tried to pee on georgie boy's shoe...
couldn't hike up her leg to pee on his shin :)
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fob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-14-05 11:58 PM
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20. That reminds me, is there a readily available form for a FOIA request
regarding the condition of the WH? I'd like to have a baseline of damage to date to be able to compare with later. I'd imagine given the concern shown for the furniture, phonoe lines, etc during the 2001 transition ALL equipment should be in pristine condition, right?

fuckers.

/madness
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stlsaxman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 10:58 AM
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22. Miss Beazley is my new heroine!
Peeing in the Oval Office is nothing compared to the massive dung heap on the chair behind the presidents desk.
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NVMojo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 11:06 AM
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23. trash!!!
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