Pentagon Confirms Report of Planned Gay Conversion Chemical Weapon

[Barad Simith]

WASHINGTON, Jan. 14 /U.S. Newswire/ -- A spokesperson for the Department of Defense has confirmed a report that Air Force officials proposed developing a gay conversion chemical weapon in 1994. The proposal, part of a plan from Wright Air Force Base in Dayton, Ohio, was to develop "chemicals that effect (sic) human behavior so that discipline and morale in enemy units is adversely effected (sic). One distasteful but completely non- lethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused homosexual behavior."

http://releases.usnewswire.com/GetRelease.asp?id=41722

[LuCifer]

1. What happens if...

...they opposing army is ALL GAY TO BEGIN WITH?! What happens then! Does the "GAY BOMB" just make them GAYER? Who the hell sits around at DOD meetings and comes up with shit like this?!?!?! GREAT USE OF TAX DOLLARS!!!!!

Lu Cifer, the only Gay Bombs that I'm aware of is Elton John's albums without Bernie Taupin! Holy crap did they suuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!!!

[madrchsod]

2. no, it makes gay guys hetros

[TomClash]

3. Macho, macho men! We've got to be the macho men!

I didn't know that the Village People regrouped in the Pentagon.

That give me an idea for a new TV show: "Queer Eye for the Pentagon Guy."

[Buddyblazon]

4. This is a joke....right?

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

5. Is this a spider link of The Onion?

Please tell me there aren't people in power that are so unbelievably ignorant that they actually thought this up.

Holy mother of god.

[peacebird]

6. um - just wondering - if they have an aphrodisiac that actually worked...

it would be on the market already making ga-zillions for the drug companies... but I digress.
Were such an aphrodisiac a reality and were it to be released into a same sex population of folks (ie: a military regiment) I can believe it could cause lots of "busy hands" as it were.(ahem.) But I can't comprehend anything making a naturally hetero attracted sexually to another same sex partner any more than a naturally queer would be sexually turned on by an opposite sex partner.
I have always sort of believed everyone is "wired" sexually pretty much from birth.

Another fine example of the conundrum of "Military Intelligence". And to think - we trust these sorts with lethal weaponry?

[kweerwolf]

7. I think some of that bomb may have leaked out in D.C.

At least that would explain why * surrounds himself with "dick" and "colon" ... oops, I mean "colin". :evilgrin: