Welcome back, Saddam!

[ckramer]

I don't know if we should laugh or cry on this.



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Sent: Wednesday, January 10, 2005 4:49 PM
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Subject: Welcome Back

[Rick Myers]

1. If they let Saddam out today...

He'd win the election at the end of the month...

I'd say Dubya screwed the pooch, but we all know he could find the correct end otf the dog! :grr:

[Tinoire]

2. LMAO! Love it but you're right about laughing & crying at the same time

Howdy, partner, it's your old friend George W. here in Washington , D.C.

I thought I would write with the hope of learning you are being treated well in your undisclosed location. I see you have a new haircut and are getting a bit grayer; so am I.

Sorry about the Uday and Qusay misunderstanding. Like they said in The Godfather (which I know is your favorite movie), "it's business, not personal." I hope both your sons made it to paradise and found their 72 virgins. As a devoted father, you have to be happy about that! Perhaps they’ll find multiple wives and settle down in paradise, and "I hope their first child is a masculine child."

It was a good year for me. You'll be quite proud to hear that I managed to steal another election! My brother, Jeb, came through once again in Florida , and Diebold rigged the Ohio vote count.

Kerry would have driven you crazy with his flip-flopping, and his wife is a "major league" pain in the butt - "big time".

Can you imagine dealing with Kerry? "Saddam, you were with us before you were against us.” And his wife might just tell you to go "shove it".

You're lucky you didn't have to deal with all this election nonsense when you were in power in Iraq. Your treachery and deception were pure, and you didn't have that idiot Michael Moore chasing you around, getting these morons all riled up and making a fortune doing it. You would have thrown the dope into Abu Ghraib. Hmm, now there's a thought…

Pretty cool, though, what we did at Abu Ghraib, huh? I bet you're disappointed your sons missed the fun with the red panties, whips, chains, dog leashes and hoods. That Lyndie England is one mean chick; bet she'd have made a perfect mate for your son, Uday, but I doubt she was a virgin. Oh, well, c'est la guerre.

(very reluctant snip)

Oh wow. Brilliant.

I love that site. Seems it's all the work of one person so sending a small donation to keep up the great work. What an awesome & informative site! http://207.44.245.159/

[Tinoire]

3. Kick. Too much of a great read to sink like this

By the way, welcome to DU ckramer :toast:

I made a mention of your great find in a suitable LBN thread Bush Regrets Language That Hurt U.S. Diplomacy

[Robin Hood]

4. That whole site rocks.

Check out some of the other articles at the end of the page including this very interesting video about the Iraq war.
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article7693.htm