Nikepallas
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Sat Jan-15-05 11:27 PM
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So will Bush get out and walk Pennsylvania Ave or will he remain |
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in the car like last time?
I know I heard that they are trying to line the parade route with Supporters and relatives but I don't know if that's true?
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Sat Jan-15-05 11:29 PM
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Sun Jan-16-05 12:33 AM
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6. the calfboy should be riding a horse... |
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'cept he's afraid of ponies. and Laura should be riding an ass... o wait, she already does...
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Sun Jan-16-05 04:27 AM
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9. or he will blame it on the weather |
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Sat Jan-15-05 11:31 PM
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if he didn't walk the first time I doubt he'd do it now
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Sat Jan-15-05 11:32 PM
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3. He probably couldn't take a step -- he will be armored |
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Edited on Sat Jan-15-05 11:32 PM by DELUSIONAL
-- thick body armor --and probably be wearing a hat that is also bullet proof. The guy will be really frightened -- he is afraid of the American people.
They will probably wheel him into the car.
Also he'll be so drunk that he probably couldn't walk a straight line.
I expect that he will be hitting the bottle really hard -- because I don't believe he ever gave up drinking. He is going to leave the "balls" early so he can drink himself shit faced.
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Sun Jan-16-05 08:23 AM
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15. I think it is pretty clear that he started his bender last week |
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Sun Jan-16-05 11:33 AM
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21. That sure looks like a photo of a drunk |
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His tie is sticking out -- his face -- his eyes -- his nose
Other drunks swear that he is drinking --
I think that we should expect long periods when georgie will be out of sight -- as in post Tsunami -- it took 4 days for the idiot to sober up enough to come before the cameras.
The corporate media whores will continue to cover up for drunk georgie porgie. Without help someone with georgie's history of drinking cannot stop on his own. As far as we know -- he has had no help with any of his many problems.
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Sat Jan-15-05 11:44 PM
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Sun Jan-16-05 12:24 AM
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There are a lot of rumours that he has received many, many death threats. That's why security will be so tight. http://www.tbrnews.org/
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Sun Jan-16-05 02:47 AM
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8. That's BS....Bush is a coward, plain and simple. n/t |
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Sun Jan-16-05 08:23 AM
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14. That's a hilarious despair.com poster |
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Sun Jan-16-05 04:32 AM
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10. security instructions to crowd are being handed out |
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Tongue-in-cheek.....
DO NOT look at the President. Offenders will have their eyes plucked out.
DO NOT touch the President. Offenders will have their hands cut off.
DO NOT approach the President. Offenders will have their legs cut off.
DO NOT speak to the President about disturbing issues. Offenders will have their tongue cut out.
YOU MAY kiss the President's butt, lick his boots and shower him with flattery. Fawners will be given a medal and appointed to a governmental position.
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Sun Jan-16-05 01:25 AM
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7. the coward, walk, pennsylvania avenue?... his mommy and his daddy won't |
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Sun Jan-16-05 06:56 AM
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11. I heard he was going to |
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single handedly land a jet figther on Pennslyvania Avenue, open the cockpit and produced the heads of 12 decapitated terrorists then jog up to the capitol carrying Laura in a fire mans lift where he will take the oath under a baner reading Mission Impossible (winning the election) accomplished.
but you know, thats just what I heard
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Sun Jan-16-05 08:25 AM
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16. No no no wrong wrong wrong |
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He is going to drag Laura my her hair as an homage to the "Promise Keepers", other than that.....
Hilarious TyDye
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Sun Jan-16-05 06:58 AM
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12. He probably won't even be IN the Limo |
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Like at Reagan's funeral when many suspected that the casket was really empty. Wouldn't the idiot monkey man be safer if everyone just thought he was in the limo?
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Sun Jan-16-05 08:15 AM
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He will just probably pop up behind the bullet proof glass at the swearing in ceremony ... and for all the security hooplah, and the keeping of we the people out of the (celebration >)by way of having to pay your way in for a ticket to the event ..... they should just cancel the PROCESSION , HOLD the SWEARING IN, inside of the white house in a SAVE AND SECURE PLACE, televise to the rest of the country and save millions of dollars in security money to be paid to security personnel.
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Sun Jan-16-05 09:01 AM
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17. He's using a Segway or an oversized Hamster wheel, I think. |
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Sun Jan-16-05 09:32 AM
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18. He'll be in a up-armored Humvee. |
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Sun Jan-16-05 10:09 AM
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'Twould be unseemly for the Envy of All Mankind to hear a car backfire and immediately soil his Oxxford suit right in the middle of Pennsylvania Avenue. Much hilarity would ensue.
I'm sure they're also afraid that the masses of fawning worshipers might break through the barracades and beseech him to touch them, bless them, heal them, give them a no-bid contract, etc. Again, much hilarity would ensue.
These possibilities must be avoided at all costs.
Being carried down Pennsylvania Avenue on a gold throne carried by 12 Nubian slaves is a possibility, however.
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Sun Jan-16-05 10:13 AM
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20. Better yet, will he again be escorted to the rear entrance of the WH like |
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Sun Jan-16-05 11:38 AM
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22. well, considering how well it went LAST time.... |
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From...
THE CHRONICLES OF BOSH: A Fictitious History of the Occupancy of Prince George, Part the First.
the day it rained on Mister Bosh's parade
Scrambled eggs, raw, were on the breakfast menu. And eggs, raw, and the raw rain streaked the pretty car.
Some stood their ground. Their ground! Shivering. Furious and bone-chilled, Ready, in spite of the raw wind, their raw eggs ready.
The election was a deception And we see right through you.
Smack smack smack. The impact? Unreported. The raw rage of patriots supremely raped.
The election was a deception And we see right through you.
Mister Bosh scurries away, in his raw rage, keeping his coat Out of harm's way. Missus Bosh takes his trembling hand:
Ta-ta and cranberries! Best to be out of it And not risk catching a cold shoulder.
Seen through the window, as they accelerate, It appears that the raw, dripping yolk is on his face. But soon, unreported, the mess is washed away.
The raw deal? Mister Bosh is assured: Nothing will stick.
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