why is social security about to explode?

[ooglymoogly]

cus them elderly's got weopons uh mass deestuctshun and we know zackly where they are. aint that right condi? we need tuh get raht in there and clean out that nest uh theivin lefty gooks. we need tuh brang some good ole repuglican values tuh them socialistas. wah they hordin su much money yu could fight 10 wars with it. sides them hostile ole gooks sayin i owe em bullions uh dollars. well we'll show em who owes who whut. ahl just not pay em back and say they's bankrupt. hell the press el tell em anythang i tell um to. yu see thays always a way uh spinnin thangs fer the sheeple and thay jes lap it up. yippi yippi kiaaay

edited to change ss to social security

[rustydog]

1. Oh, SS: Social Security! My bad, I thought SS bush: Stupid Shit

Lets start that: SS wants to revamp social security.
SS wants to bring Democracy to Iraq.with an appointde leader and a candidate of his own chosing the people can vote for.
SS wants a no child left standing education program.

[Cleita]

2. So I hope all those freepers are ready to let

grandma and grandpa move into the trailer with them.