Once we've conquered the globe for the Fatherland, then what?

[franksumatra]

Put Walmarts on every corner and IslamDisneyland? Put members of the Bush family in every mosque, palace and embassy? Torture and slaughter infidels and insurgents on a scale that dims the Crusades? Spread the love of Jesus forcefully and violently onto the whole middle east?

Once the neocons get what they supposedly want, then what do they plan on doing with it? I shudder to think.

[bobbyboucher]

1. Uh hello. We're losing, bad.

We're losing the war on terror, and Iraq is a rout.

We aren't conquering anything.

[Skink]

3. I'd have hoped....

Iraq would be safe for Iraqi Walmart. Must be some pissed of execs over at the blue vested elf machine.:hi: How may I help you?

[BlueEyedSon]

4. Exactly. It's not happening unless we destroy our own country first.

Oh fun!

[Chipper Chat]

11. Uh, haven't you been watching Fox News?

They keep crowing that Iraq is "happy iraq," and that "we are WINNING the war on terror." "Getting rid of Saddam was worth all the casualties." (Hannity). And - "once the Iraqis get a taste of democracy they will get rid of the insurgents on their own." And of course, "the media doesn't report the GOOD news - only the bad (especially CBS). Etc: Etc: Etc:

[brainshrub]

2. We must free Titan of her socialist European conquerors.

[GreenPartyVoter]

5. Yep. Eradicate the little green men

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[brainshrub]

17. I think they are orange.

Here is an artists rendition of the evil socialist super-fortres "Huygens" on the moon Titan.


And if that does not spur you to action:

Here are the poor citizens of Titan, called "tities", who look a lot like ordinary earth-rocks. Look at their sad-eyes yearning to be free.

[Taxloss]

15. Never! Titan shall remain European for all time!

Already the howling ice storms resonate with the sound of the Marseillaise, and sauerkraut can be smelled on the sulphurous winds! Already does Titan stop for teatime!

[KG]

16. All these worlds are yours, except Europa. Attempt no landings there."

[purduejake]

6. Rapture.

That's what it's all about.

[htuttle]

7. Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!

[DireStrike]

8. Then the aliens will attack!

ENEMY WANTED

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Chairman, Joint Cheifs of Staff
The Pentagon
Washington D.C.
United States of America

[sweetheart]

9. Then the cleansing wars

The wars to murder all drugs users, or have them tortured and raped
in prisons... to torture and murder all non-whackjob christians and
the general wars to ensure cheap prices, oil and profits.

Bottom line, as these bastards will NEVER stop, they must be stopped by
either pulling the plug on their resources, or via war. As the latter
is really a world war... best avoided... leaving the former, to drive
them and everything that supports them in to the economic land of
collapse.

These men have 1 truth about them, permanent war... and it simply
cannot be allowed to stand as the basis of global civilization that
we are at permanent war against our own poor and disenfranchised.

[NAO]

10. Jesus will come back then, of course!

Don't you know that's been the reason for all this preparatory work that you liberals call 'imperialism'?

And the Big Guy has been giving us 'atta-boys', you know, signs that he is coming back soon. Like the tsunami, the floods, the fires, the plagues of locusts, etc.

It's so damn obvious.

[leesa]

14. Somehow I can't envisionCheney Rapturing...he'd have to let go of the wads

of cash in his fists. I think the Rapture's only plan B

[bumblebee1]

19. Saw on the BBC World News

There is a plague of locusts in Mauritius. The locusts were thick enough to form carpeting.

[MisterP]

12. why do you think Busheviks blocked the Moon Treaty?

[bobthedrummer]

13. Then The Moon and Mars!

:argh:

[lectrobyte]

18. Seems like those dreams of conquest never do work out, and I

suspect that once the oil really begins to peak, it won't much matter.

[Frangible]

20. We ain't conquering shit

First, Hitler was smart, had a mustache, and actually served in the military, making him completely different from George W. I also don't think Hitler ever used cocaine.

Next, Germany actually conquered other countries, and did pretty well at it until that whole invade-Russia thing. Last time I checked the score, in 4 years we're barely holding onto two countries. In 4 years Germany had Poland, France, Denmark, Norway, Czeckoslovakia, Austria, Libya, Syria, Lebanon, Albania, Yugoslovia, the Netherlands, and Belgium. Shit, I might even be leaving out a few. And we've got all this high-tech shit from 50 years of progress like GPSs, MP3 players, night vision, and lesbian porn DVDs, and we still barely hold on to two countries.

Hah. Our leadership is too incompetent to do anything. Bush and Rumsfeld aren't going to lead us to even a misguided victory. Only a waste of human life and money to their stupidity.

But I'm not bitter about it or anything.

Oh, and the best thing? The people stopping our victory are using WW2 technology. Improvised explosives, AK-47s (stolen design from the German MP-43 "Sturmgewahr"), and RPG-7s (stolen design from the Panzerfaust).