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donsu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 02:41 PM
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smirk's hat size is classified information - really

http://www.newsdissector.com/blog/

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Susan Bergholz sent this out yesterday. I just had to share it:

Did you hear this? It is true, so I wrote a small song, played it on the air on www.krfcfm.org. Hope you like it – copyright 2005 from Laurence Budd – Don't forget to express your feelings on Thurs Jan 20th!

Did you hear NPR this morning? There was a piece on the President's cowboy hat maker in Greeley. He made the comment that the president's hat size is classified.



The president's hat size is classified
The revolution will not be televised
The blue states will be all sanitized
The president's hat size is classified

The American press is stylized
The red states are all hypnotized
Truth speakers are ostracized
The revolution will not be televised

The president's hat size is classified
Coffins from Iraq are minimized
Fighting for oil is idealized
The Moslem nation is demonized
And torture is now legitimized
The revolution will not be televised

All of you are terrorized
The White House keeps it maximized
Like sheep you are lobotomized
Until your rights are micro-sized

And NPR says-
The presidents hat size is classified

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rkc3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 02:43 PM
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1. Something tells me his hat size is closely related to his ass size -
since his head is up his ass so often.
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sweetheart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 05:16 PM
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17. somebody send that man a plexiglass belly button....
so he can see out! :-)
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 02:44 PM
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2. He must have a widdle tiny haid... (n/t)
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Cocoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 02:46 PM
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3. NPR is becoming a parody of itself
an interview with Bush's hatmaker?

Reminds me of a segment that rivaled the idiocy on TV morning news, some puff piece during the election, the NPR reporter interviewed Laura Bush at the Crawford pig farm, waxed eloquent, NPR-style, over the wildflowers.
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DinahMoeHum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 02:47 PM
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4. Whatever size it is, it's too big for that pinhead.
:evilfrown:
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fryguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 02:49 PM
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5. what possible reason could there be for classifying
such an inane fact?
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donsu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 02:52 PM
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7. maybe they think terrorists will make a head screw (thumb screw)

and make him tell the truth
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fryguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 02:53 PM
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8. i was thinking
that he would be embarrassed if people found out what a little head he really has.....would reduce his "machismo" factor
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donsu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 03:00 PM
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11. agree, think that was the real reason
nt
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nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 02:59 PM
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10. for the same reason his penis size is classified n/t
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beam me up scottie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 03:03 PM
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12. LMAO!
n/t
:toast:
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fryguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 03:04 PM
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13. LOL
a statistic known by only him and condi!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 02:52 PM
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6. I didn't know they could stack s**t that high
:bounce:
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tom_paine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 02:54 PM
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9. excellent poem/song!
But to read it recreated
means an Enemy must be re-educated
the truth can be obliterated
lies can be market tested and our entertainment sated

But in the end to stand against the Emperor means you are fated
to be smeared, destroyed and Re-Educated
how much longer until the desert blooms
with torture chairs recently crated

The flowers bloom in Gitmo, "Arbeit Macht Frei"
and the world wonders how much longer until the other shoes drop
for Amerikan Empire has not even gotten close to the last stop
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American Tragedy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 03:10 PM
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14. Arbeit Macht Frei...


I will never forget what it was like to stand in front of that gate.




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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 05:09 PM
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15. I'm pretty sure it's seven and a half!
That's what they said about the last hat this guy made for him (at the bequest of the National Cattlemen's Association, I think?).


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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-18-05 05:09 PM
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16. and did anyone see the price on the thing? $1500-1800
Edited on Tue Jan-18-05 05:12 PM by Lisa
Expensive duds? Think "Bush Administration".
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