The bulge on Dumbass's Jacket - YOUR final verdict.

[UdoKier]

The bulge on Dumbass's Jacket - YOUR final verdict.

[Mistress Quickly]

1. Other

Its the twin brother from when the birth went horribly wrong.

[Menshevik]

2. lol!

[swimmernsecretsea]

10. His parasitic twin

The one who has psychic powers and directs him to do his bidding...

[aden_nak]

3. He wears it around his ranch. It's got to be a medical condition.

[UdoKier]

6. Any photos?

A bulge under his "work shirt" (LOL) would be compelling...

[aden_nak]

7. From the White House website, no less:

[UdoKier]

8. Hmm... Compelling

Look at him with that cowboy hat - like he was a real Texan or something...

[aden_nak]

11. A real cowboy would be on a HORSE.

Not in a fucking truck. But Bush, of course, doesn't know how to ride.

[MADem]

20. I understand that he is AFRAID OF HORSES

You know damn well he wants to channel Reagan at every opportunity. If he COULD ride, even badly, an old nag, he'd do it for the photo op. But if you get flopsweat when you are within forty feet of Trigger, Champion or Black Beauty, you just aren't going to be able to fake it.

A Texan who is a-skeered o' horsies! It really is funny as hell!

Links for edification and amusement:
http://lfinmn.dailykos.com/story/2004/7/29/15241/8004
http://citycomfortsblog.typepad.com/cities/2004/08/have_you_ever_s.html
http://www.smirkingchimp.com/viewtopic.php?topic=50714&forum=4

[vptpt]

14. Ooh, he's not wearing a seatbelt!

But then, do they really make a seatbelt that stupid?

[aden_nak]

15. I noticed that. But he's on private property.

So while it's irresponsible, it's not illegal, per say.

[JanMichael]

19. There is at least one reporter and one photographer in that truck

with him.

I doubt he wears a transmittor when he is offstage.

[Raised_In_The_Wild]

25. kinky

it kind of looks like a dildo in this photo!

[newyawker99]

27. Hi Raised_In_The_Wild!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[On the Road]

4. The Thing That Kills Me About It

is that the bulge is plain as day. No question at all that there's something under there.

And yet the Bush team was able to say: "Who are you going to believe, me or your lyin' eyes?" And enough people accepted it for the whole incident to pass.

People in the media, politics, and ordinary society should have all said: "Oh, c'mon, stop lying. Just tell us what it is." He should NEVER have been able to get away with it.

[ObaMania]

5. Why does it matter now and why do we care? n/t

[UdoKier]

9. It doesn't matter and I don't really care.

Democracy is stone cold dead, anyway...

[gordianot]

13. It does matter.

If it is a portable defib he may be getting a little buzz and will just sit there next time traumatic events demand his full attention. All of our lives may be on the line.

[UdoKier]

23. Healthy or not, he WILL do the wrong thing, guaranteed.

What you're talking about would make sense if we had a normal president, one not on Satan's payroll...

[yella_dawg]

12. Other

It's a receiver for the remote control unit.

"Gimme the joystick Dick, it's my turn!"

"Back off, Karl."

Scientific American reported that scientists were using remotes to "drive" cockroaches back in the mid nineties. `Nuf said.

[Lisa]

16. failed attempt to implant a heart?

He rejected it.

[Crandor]

17. iPod (n/t)

[DiverDave]

18. He had help, no doubt about it

and he STILL lost the debates!!
Makes ya wonder how bad he would have been, um, au natural.

[Bitter Betty]

21. Medical device

Interesting article speculating on it & lists shrub's many "accidents".

link:
http://houston.indymedia.org/news/2004/12/35839.php

[superconnected]

22. I have worked with lav mics etc.

and the guys and gals always attached them to the top of their pants - where the belt goes. This thing is at bra strap level.

I have no clue what it is. Tacky as heck if it's a transmitter.

[Raised_In_The_Wild]

24. you'd think with all the micro technology at their disposal and with

Armani suits, they could have done a more subtle job of wiring the little weasel.

[Seabiscuit]

26. Other - he's a "Trekkie" and has a souvenir remote control device he

carries on his back at all times... in hopes he'll be able to someday say "Beam me up, Scottie" and actually find himself landing in a spaceship.