Your Repug Friends/Family's #1 Excuse for Supporting the Giggling Murderer

[UdoKier]

Your Repug Friends/Family's #1 Excuse for Supporting the Giggling Murderer

[liberal N proud]

1. I know repukes that fit in each and everyone of those catagories

and others as well.
Some that I have talked to are just so stupid that they just voted for the turd because he is a repuke.
I heard one moron say he voted for the shrub because he is for the gun owner.
The classic "We are at War"
I have heard some doozies and just stood and stared at them when they puked it out.

[tridim]

2. My parents use the "honor and dignitude" answer

When I ask for a real reason, they get very quiet.

[uppityperson]

3. He means what he says and you know where he stands.

Too bad he's out for world domination and death, eh?

[merh]

4. Because he is just an average joe, you can have a beer with

him. :puke:

I have problems with my leaders being average joes, call me :silly: Silly, but that bugs the sh*t out of me. :shrug:

[mrbassman03]

7. Yes, I want my leaders to be BETTER than me...

Not someone I want to get drunk with.

[ArcRabbit]

5. My mom actually said "He's appointed by God!"

I about shit a brick when she said that.

[UdoKier]

6. Like the kings of old, eh?

I take it she is a major league Biblical & Constitutional scholar...

[BrklynLiberal]

8. Luckily, no one I would call a friend supports the idiot, and no one in

my family does eihter.

[merh]

9. I envy you! Do you realize how luck you are?

I have 3 friends that hate him, my family and the rest of my friends think he is wonderful. I have one relative that thinks he is sexy :puke: :puke: :puke:

:cry:

You are so lucky - be sure you go home and hug all of them for me. :grouphug:

[ArcRabbit]

11. omg, who would think he's sexy?!

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[merh]

14. My sister in law - I am thankful she is not a blood relative.

:shrug: :puke:

[beam me up scottie]

17. Isn't fantasizing about bestiality considered a sin?

Hint: keep her away from the primate houses at the zoo.
:evilgrin:

[merh]

18. especially if the primates are wearing cowboy boots!

:silly:

[beam me up scottie]

19. Man, I wish I were a cartoonist, their job is going to be so

easy for the next four years.
Ka-ching!

[rodriguez94]

10. someone told me point blank..can't vote for kerry..he supports

abortion...but if I could have voted for others, the next would have been his stand against the freaking world in order to eradicate the terrorists as if that will ever happen..and then finally, tax relief...I know a quite a few wealthy repuks...

[southpaw]

12. "Less Welfare with Republicans in office"

That from my repuke sister.

I informed her that she may want to check her stats on that one, and that common sense dictates that higher unemployment means MORE Welfare, not less.

[superconnected]

13. you need to throw in an "all of the above"

Sorry, it all makes me sick so I can't vote. But it would be all of the above.

[ck4829]

15. Tort Reform

[deadparrot]

16. Abortion. It all goes back to abortion.

I'm surrounded by Catholics.

Except that e's not going to ban it--the Republicans will never ban it--they need it as a wedge issue.

[bumblebee1]

20. We're a Republican Family

They would have voted for a rhinoceros is it ran on the Republican ticket.