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| 1. "Does this suit make my butt look big?" |
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sit thru this b*llsh*t pa? Can't I go out and bomb another country or something?
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Fri Jan-21-05 05:58 PM
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Sr: "How am I supposed to know? I never got this far!"
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Fri Jan-21-05 05:58 PM
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| 4. "That wasn't me, it was Laura." |
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| 5. I just 'made' in my pants , That is ok son I have your back |
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| 7. "Mr. President, tell him to stop kissing the back of my head!" n/t |
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Fri Jan-21-05 06:03 PM
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or I'll have you "heart-attacked" or "cancered"...I'm a two-term president now!
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...Well, Dad, us two-term Presidents know all kinds of things you couldn't possibly understand. Still, I salute you for captugating Saddam...oh, wait, that wasn't you, either."
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| 10. "I told you not to worry, 41 -- with the meds she's on, she CAN'T talk." |
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Fri Jan-21-05 06:52 PM
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"I can't put the paper down. I got one of those uh-rections you told me about."
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"Did Quayle ask you to tickle him, like Dick does to me?"
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