CHIMP

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Dateline December 15, 2007

Various members of the Coalition to Halt Imperial Militaristic Policy (CHIMP), Canada along with members from the EU, S. America and Eurasia have invaded the United States and taken down the regime of the Republican party.

Teachers, lawyers, doctors, professors, any who were in any way affiliated with the republican party will no longer be able to find gainful employment in their fields.

All state owned businesses will be sold off to nations such as France, Germany and Spain as per CHIMP's orders.

Utility companies will be run by foreign interests, republicans need not apply for work therein, again CHIMP's mandate.

Republican holdouts have massed in Philadelphia and stored arms but fortunately the CHIMP had the military level the city and crush the republican terrorists.... a few civilians were in the city but great care was taken to avoid doing any harm to them.

The republican terrorists had taken to bombing "their own people" mostly democrats whom they had abused for decades, and for whom they quite naturally had little use. CHIMP naturally finds this an abomination.

New leaders of the CHIMP party of America will be appointees of appointees of appointess of the leader of CHIMP, Mr. Vladimir Putin. He will dismantle the U.S. economy to profit his country and a couple others who have been good pawns.

CHIMP has forced the republicans to disband their army, navy, air force, marines, national guard, dismantle their ICBM's, cut up their subs, destroy their planes, and get rid of their nuclear arsenal so as to ensure a safer and more peaceful tomorrow.

CHIMP expects the rest of the republicans and the remaining democrats to lie down and do as they are told, sit back while foreign interests rape their economy, own their formerly state owned and operated civilian infrastructure and just generally sit back and take it.

There is to be no dissent created by 3 day waiting periods for petrol, a few hours of electricity per day nor family members who have been lost.

The Coalition to Halt Imperial Militaristic Policy will crush any and all dissent regarding its policy in the United States. It will diss former allies for disagreeing with its policies, and it will prevail in spite of its shortsightedness, fundamentalist thinking, and bottomless greed.

The CHIMP's rules are good for the world, good for America, how did we ever get along without them before? Oh that's right, they have been going on before, only from a different angle.

http://www.commondreams.org/views04/0122-06.htm