I say start fucking with their brains.

[Bouncy Ball]

You know all this SpongeBob bullshit?

Make them crazier than they are. Push them to such ludicrous extremes that more and more people see how crazy they are. They are obviously already ALMOST there if they believe a genital-less cartoon SPONGE can possibly be gay, so why not push them all the way to the thorazine shots?

Start sending emails to Focus on the Family, Falwell, and others telling them how concerned you are about "that lesbian Dora the Explorer" (thanks to SNL for that idea), and that you SWEAR you saw the word "gay" appear on the screen while you were watching Atomic Betty on Cartoon Network.

I've already started. I talked to a few people this weekend who brought up the SpongeBob thing (teacher conference) and asked me, in hushed tones "Do you think it's true?" Now, I didn't know these people, just met them casually, but they were clearly bushbots judging from their fawning conversation about the coronation. .

So I said, "You know, I'VE known that about SpongeBob for a long time, because I have good gaydar. But you know who they're missing? And these guys are even worse: The Cramp Twins. Ever heard of them? They're on Cartoon Network. They're twin boys and one of them is into KNITTING. And think about the name--CRAMP twins. Then there's also Atomic Betty, I mean COME ON, who could miss THAT? And the best one of all? "Codename: Kids Next Door." I'll just let you GUESS what CKND stands for. I'm tellin' ya, Focus on the Family needs to get a LEETLE bit more on the ball, a lot of these things just go right past 'em."

I made a really big-eyed face, nodded, then walked away. I noticed they all looked horrified.

Now what will be really funny is if those cartoons show up in the news in about a week or less.

I give you Atomic Betty:



And the Cramp Twins:


I mean, just look at this picture. One has the other TIED UP. Deviant from the word "go."

And look at this picture, for Kids Next Door. How can you even MISS the homo-erotic imagery in THIS?



Push 'em. Push 'em right to the edge and watch 'em fall right off.

[beam me up scottie]

1. Lady, you rock!

I'll start tomorrow at work.
:headbang: :yourock:

[Bouncy Ball]

4. Get all your examples down pat.

Go to the Cartoon Network website for more examples. Act TOTALLY serious and be REALLY vague. (I have no idea, for instance, what I would have said if they would have asked "What DOES CKND stand for?" I would have had to make up some cryptic homosexual message or something.)

But it was enough to get them really buzzing when I walked away. I never laughed, not once.

Oh go to Nickelodeon website, too. They especially get het up about cartoons that are for VERY young kids that are supposedly "gay."

[beam me up scottie]

11. Do you think it all began with Pink Panther?

Or was the cartoon industry always a militant gay stronghold?

[Bouncy Ball]

13. Oh my GOD

that is a WONDERFUL example!!! He was SO gay!!!

LOL!!! We need to create a whole "Origination Theory of Homo-Eroticism in Cartoon Characters: 1973 to Present."

Sounds like a thesis, doesn't it?

[beam me up scottie]

17. I bet you could sell it online to students.

Little extra pocket money for the cause?

[RaleighNCDUer]

47. Do you think it's just a coincidence that the Gay Liberation

Movement was founded the same year that the Pink Panther cartoons first appeared?

(I just made that up, but if they can make shit up, why can't we?)

[Bouncy Ball]

52. I don't think it's a coincidence at ALL

and I totally believe you.

In fact, after thinking about this further, I think Dobson et al DON'T ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT PROTECTING CHILDREN FROM THIS STUFF, because SpongeBob is just ONE of them!!!!

[beam me up scottie]

55. Oh man,

would eat that shit up!

[JohnOneillsMemory]

143. Dobson says of children "pain is a marvelous purifier." -abuse for tots.

(I want to interject the sadistic side of Dobson that leads to Abu Ghraib to remember while we're having fun with the cartoon thing.)

Dobson advocates the spanking of children from 15-18 months to eight years old. According to Dobson, "pain is a marvelous purifier." (Dare to Discipline, p.6)

He argues that "it is not necessary to beat the child into submission; a little bit of pain goes a long way for a young child. However, the spanking should be of sufficient magnitude to cause the child to cry genuinely." (Ibid., p.7.)

In The Strong-Willed Child (p.73), Dobson writes: "Some strong-willed children absolutely demand to be spanked, and their wishes should be granted." As for the magnitude of the spanking, he argues that "two or three stinging strokes on the legs or buttocks with a switch are usually sufficient to emphasize the point, 'You must obey me.'" (The Strong-Willed Child, pp. 53-4.)

Dobson directly connects parental authority to social authority: "By learning to yield to the loving authority...of his parents, a child learns to submit to other forms of authority which will confront him later in his life -- his teachers, school principal, police, neighbors and employers." (The Strong-Willed Child, p. 235.)

He frequently portrays the child as the natural enemy of the parent and emphasizes that it is necessary to punish the child to uphold parental authority. "When you are defiantly challenged, win decisively." (Dare to Discipline, p. 36.)

In The Strong-Willed Child, Dobson draws a strong analogy between child rearing and dog rearing. He tells a story in which the family dog refuses to leave his resting place on the lid of the toilet seat. According to Dobson, a "vicious fight" between him and the dog resulted in which he "fought him up one wall and down the other, with both of us scratching and clawing and growling and swinging the belt ." He concludes that "just as surely as a dog will occasionally challenge the authority of his leaders, so will a little child--only more so." (emphasis Dobson)

To deal with crying, Dobson recommends: "Real crying usually lasts two minutes or less but may continue for five. After that point, the child is merely complaining, and the change can be recognized in the tone and intensity of his voice.

I would require him to stop the protest crying, usually by offering him a little more of whatever caused the original tears." <2> )

[Bouncy Ball]

161. My parents owned "Dare to Discipline"

and I remember them holding the book up to us and telling us the book gave them permission to do what they did. Which was daily beatings with a belt of between 20-50 "licks."

Yeah, I love Dobson. My parents already had issues, of course, but his book gave what they did legitimacy, in their eyes.

[Bouncy Ball]

2. Oh and Atomic Boy?

Fuggedaboutit.

[sakabatou]

27. Don't forget

Gravitation
Weiss Kruez
Yu Yu Hakusho
Pokemon
Yu-gi-oh!
Megas XLR
.hack//SIGN: Legend of the Twilight
.hack//SIGN
Rurouni Kenshin
Every Gundam Series
Blue Gender

O_.

[Bouncy Ball]

31. Ok see, there is SO much homo-eroticism in

Pokemon ALONE, that it would take up serious bandwidth just to go into all that.

Jigglypuff is the ringleader, by the way. He's PINK and has TRIANGULAR ears. And ever heard his voice? Yeah.

[sakabatou]

63. Yep.

Other's include:
X
X-Men
Sonic the Hedgehog
One Piece
Teen Titans
Card Captor Sakura
Revelutionary Girl Utena
Chobits
Mahoromatic
Comics Party
Cosplay Complex
Tenchi Muyo
Zoids Series
Escaflowne
Cowboy Bebop
Trigun

[Redneck Socialist]

181. Tea bag?

I'm so bad. :evilgrin:

[sakabatou]

188. I don't get your post...

[Redneck Socialist]

190. The pink blob on jigglypuff's forehead brings to mind tea-bagging.

It brings that image to my mind at least. My mind is in the gutter I guess.

[sakabatou]

191. I probably don't want to now what tea-bagging is...

>_<

[Redneck Socialist]

192. Think bags on foreheads...

heh. Saying much more will probably get this post deleted. :evilgrin:

[WLKjr]

182. aqua teen hunger force

family guy, futurama.................

[sakabatou]

187. Venture Bros.

[Warpy]

46. HAHAHAH!! Big hands and big feet!

And you just know what that's supposed to mean!

Gay, Gay, Gay. Too bad you can't see the spike heels on those boots the way he's standing.

Call Dobson right now! Think of the children!!

[Bouncy Ball]

51. Exactly.

WHO is protecting THE CHILDREN?

SpongeBob is just the TIP of the gay iceberg, people.

[TOhioLiberal]

127. whatcha think...

bottom or top? pitcher or catcher? ;)

[Bouncy Ball]

132. Hmmm

I really can't tell. I do have great gaydar, but I'm not that specific about it.

[OKthatsIT]

3. hope this helps....

Psalms, chapter 23

Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want.
He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests.
He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.
He restoreth my fears.
He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his ego's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war,
I will find no exit, for thou art in office.
Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they discomfort me.
Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of thy religion.
Thou anointest my head with foreign oil.
My health insurance runneth out.
Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of thy term,
And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.

[beam me up scottie]

8. LOL!

Can I use that?

[OKthatsIT]

14. take it away!

meant to be read

[Ezlivin]

20. Put that on eBay, make some good money

That is the funniest goddamned thing I've read in ages.

I had to read it (and read it again) aloud to my wife.

We squealed like a fundamentalist taking up an offering!

[Eric J in MN]

22. did you write that? nt

nt

[OKthatsIT]

25. nah, my stepmother sent it to me, pass it on

.

[Eric J in MN]

35. Did she write it ? nt

nt

[leesa]

74. That is sooooo funny. Please publish it!

[PA Democrat]

88. OMG, that's hilarious!

Thanks for the chuckle.

[katinmn]

5. ooooh. Good idea!

We have to have some fun, too.

[Bouncy Ball]

7. And I'm serious, too.

I didn't just post that as a joke. I am really doing it. Take their craziness and force them to absolute extremes.

It will make people a bit more normal see how crazy it is (if they don't already) and with any luck, it will make the people jumping up and down about this more discredited.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

6. instead of that,

what I've done is tell people that Dobson confused the group sponsoring the film and another group with a similar-sounding name. I told them that all the sponsors said was that they preached tolerance. One Christian friend of mine responded to my email thanking me, because she could use this information - and the fact that Jesus was also a man of tolerance when it came to minority groups- to spread the word about how Dobson was sending an erroneous and non-Christian message.

[Bouncy Ball]

10. That's a good response, too.

What were the two groups, by the way? So it was all a mistake on the part of Dobson?

He really needs to get a grip, I swear.

Can I admit I really enjoyed watching their faces while I was saying all that? It was like they wanted to run up to their hotel rooms and check out Cartoon Network immediately.

I'm bad, I know.

[beam me up scottie]

15. Hey, we gotta laugh when we can, it's going to be a long 4yrs.

I used to worry about being petty, not anymore! If they are a chimp supporter, they are fair game!

[Bouncy Ball]

18. You said it scottie

I'm thinking it would be hilarious if someone wrote up a whole thing about the history of gay cartoon characters and put it on their blog and then started sending the link around, in the interest of "protecting the children."

It's just too easy to get them going.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

152. the pro-gay group

had an extra word in their name. Dobson tried to cover up by saying that teaching tolerance (which the film group espouses) was wrong.

[Solly Mack]

9. Someone as warped as me!!!!

Someone who appreciates the finer art of feeding the phobias of right wingers!!!!!!

I do it for my own amusement. I get the biggest kick of what they'll say next once you get them going.

It's not as much fun doing it on a message board though. But face to face? It's priceless!!!

[Bouncy Ball]

12. OMG, you too????

Isn't it absolutely HILARIOUS??? It was all I could do to get to a ladies' room, so I could bust a gut laughing. It's not hard keeping a straight face, since I am an actor at heart, but damn I wanted to laugh hard that time. Their expressions were PRICELESS.

It's so fun! And it's really easy because they are so damn fearful of EVERYTHING!!!

[Solly Mack]

Oh my goodness, yes!

If my husband is with me he has to walk away.

And no matter how outlandish the statement is I make, they eat it right up. Run with it even. Just a little push and off they go.

Depending on the topic, though, I sometimes just bite back instead of stoking them.

[uppityperson]

16. ooooooo, gotta check these out.

What about those powerpuff girls?

[Bouncy Ball]

23. Look for yourself:

So lesbian it isn't even funny. I mean, hello? BUTTERCUP? BLOSSOM? Obviously trying to mask their lesbianism with really over the top feminine names. Either that or they are being ironic.

Except Bubbles. She's bi.

[Carni]

19. I agree with you 100%

One of the key tricks the right used against Clinton was the "everything is too PC now" line and "it's Clinton's fault"

Yes, things WERE (IMO) *Too PC* but most of that PC'ness wasn't coming out of the Democratic party it was coming from the preachy church chatting bush/Gingrich contigent (and by PC I don't mean that I want people to freely appear on the airwaves hurling racial epitaphs at anyone but wasps...I mean that most of the voting public does not want a goody two-shoes envirnoment that tsk tsks about everything they do in their normal and private life)

The right winged whack jobs are indeed ALMOST THERE so as far as I am concerned give these bastards enough rope so they can hang themselves!

Every time they come out with one of these astounding statements and causes about things like a gay spongebob they truly look like the lunatics that they really are...so I say give them a little shove and help the process along.

[beam me up scottie]

30. The freepers I work with consider civil rights "PC"

nt

[Carni]

79. Maybe by PC.... I used the wrong term

I have worked with a lot of people who were very liberal in their social stances (I mean to say they had an anything goes mentality)
but they were under the impression that the Dems were trying to take away their booze, cigs, or whatever... when Clinton was Pres--

I explained until I was blue in the face that it was the right wingers spinning things but they believed the big government/it's Clinton reaching into your personal life BS.

I personally know A LOT of people who thought bush would put an end to what they viewed as Government intrusion... who have been very sorely surprised by what the repuke party actually stands for these days.

But I understand what you are saying because Limbaugh et al use PC as a catch phrase for civil rights/racism.

[beam me up scottie]

83. They used it to defend racial profiling after 911.

I was new there and I tried to explain the difference. What a dumbass I was, huh?
But that's why this idea is soooooooo much fun!

[legalcoffee]

62. *message moved

[Goldeneye]

21. That's great.

Definately will be good for some laughs too.

"Rev Fallwell,

Thank you for combatting the dark forces that are perverting American society. I'm concerned, like every patriotic American that our children are being exposed to a culture that will certainly damn them to hell for all eternity. The satanists are very sneaky and slip gay innuendos into almost all childrens' programming. Just the other day, I was watching an old Sesame street rerun with my niece, and I realized that Bert and Ernie were living together and sharing a bedroom. I tried to cover her eyes, but she saw it. Worse yet, my sister told me that my niece has an ernie doll that she keeps on her bed.
What kind of message is this sending to the youth of this country? I'm morally outraged that such programs are allowed to run on daytime TV. That kind of filth should be on HBO in the middle of the night. Please Mr. Fallwell, this country is on a crash course with hell. You must save us all. Continue to fight the dark forces. "

May God Bless You
......

[Bouncy Ball]

26. Heh heh

that's a good one. But be sure to mention cartoons that haven't been targeted. Get them jumping at every little shadow.

[sundancekid]

32. FAN-tastic -- don't stop with Sesame Street; how about mr. rogers too?

I'm still ROTFLMAO on your composition ... thanks for the giggles

[Bouncy Ball]

40. I don't think they'll be real concerned with him.

They get more whacked out about weird looking cartoons they don't know what to make of.

Mucha Lucha is not only gay, but aimed at Hispanic children!!!!!!!!! And it's about MASKED WRESTLING!!! HELLOOOO!!!

[Southpaw Bookworm]

158. They might object to Mr. R

After all, he was *gasp* a Presbyterian minister, and all good fundies know what godless liberal freaks the Presbys are. And Mr. R taught that you should be kind, even to homos and black people.

In their eyes, that's just eeeevil.

[beam me up scottie]

24. Ya know, I've always suspected

those muppets were in on it too.

[Bouncy Ball]

28. Fraggles.

Those Fraggles were SO gay.

[Elidor]

131. You're forgetting the Queen of the Muppets

Big Bird!


He has on paisley knickers underneath those yellow feathers.

[Bouncy Ball]

133. I knew he was gay when I was five years old.

He's so out it isn't funny.

[ultraist]

29. LMAO!!! What about Peter Pan?

This is fertile ground to perpetuate a tin foil hat conspiracy of major proportions. Let it get out of hand and then ask, "who is wearing the tin foil hat now?"

[Bouncy Ball]

34. We won't even have to ask.

Most people will see how crazy it is.

Wish I would have remembered to mention it in the opening post, but I actually heard those same women telling others later what I said. Asking if anyone thought it was true and if anyone had heard of Atomic Betty. I was in the next booth in the restaurant.

GO CRAZY BUSHBOTS!!! EAT IT UP!!!! LOL!

[beam me up scottie]

36. No way! You couldn't make this stuff up

if you tried.
Oh, I guess that's what we're doing now, isn't it?

[johnaries]

75. Peter Pan! It's so OBVIOUS!

He "flies", his best friend is a "fairy", he "never wants to grow up", and he STEALS children and takes them to "Never!Never! Land." How blind could I have been? Obviously, Micheal Jackson knew it. That HAD to be why he calls his estate "NeverLand". How much more proof do you need?

[beam me up scottie]

33. ROTFLMAO!!!

I love you guys, this is why I joined DU!!!

[JerseygirlCT]

37. Mr. Rogers and Mr. McFeeley...

c'mon: McFeeley?

[nickgutierrez]

149. There never was a Mrs. Rogers, was there?

And he was always wearing those ever-so-stylish sweaters, too. It's enough to make one wonder...

:crazy:

[JimmyJazz]

38. Dobson v. the Wiggles in a cage match - who would win???

[antigone382]

39. Bouncy Ball, you are the SHIT

LMAO over here ( that Psalm wasn't bad either, ONTI).

The sad thing is, this is all about $$$$$$$. Dobson has children's programming, videos, tapes, books, etc. His greedy nature can't STAND that he isn't raking in all the SpongeBob type $$$$. He is always trying to find demons in regular children's programming.


BB :headbang: Carry On!

[Bouncy Ball]

57. AH

I knew there was something in this about money. HAD to be. Awwww, he's pissed off his boring religious cartoon crap doesn't rake it in like Spongebob? Could be that it SUCKS!

[Tsiyu]

80. Hey Bouncy Ball

I posted under antigone's moniker again. Gotta get that girl to log off my computer properly!

Oh, yeah. You know this Cretin has that Focus on the Family crap, Oddysey or some such garbage. My sister gave us some of the tapes and we listened to a few shows when my kids were way little.

Pretty benign if I recall, but I'm sure the propaganda was already starting with Dobson; I just wasn't paying attention at the time.


You are the SHIT for real; I can just see those insipid women's faces and I crack up. How long before they realize you smoked 'em?

[Bouncy Ball]

84. Honestly?

I'm not sure they ever thought I smoked 'em. I was DEAD serious when I told that to them. I look very conservative and so people often think I am (I even wear an Aggie ring--that's like having a big neon sign that says "I'M A REPUBLICAN!!!"). They had no clue I was pulling their legs. They were a-buzzin' when I walked away.

And thanks! :hi:

[beam me up scottie]

99. Do you look like the Church Lady?

and can you do the dance?

[Bouncy Ball]

106. Heh. No. Not really.

I look like a 34 year old woman with short dark hair who wears "normal" clothing. I don't attract any kind of unusual attention by how I look. It's amazing how many people assume I am conservative/racist/homophobe, etc. like THEY are.

:grr:

[beam me up scottie]

109. Bigot have always done the same, never fails to amaze me.

It just shows they must be wired differently.
OH MY GOD, you don't suppose they watched the wrong cartoons when they were kids, do you???

[Tsiyu]

148. Oh, you had em good, but maybe they'll figure it out later?

Who knows. They're on a wild goose chase anyway. :silly:

And, for your enjoyment, a link to the Odyssey and other Kiddy materials Dobson accepts "donations" for....

http://www.family.org/resources/itempg.cfm?itemid=64&refcd=CM03XOLRC&tvar=n

You're so frickin' welcome, BB

[rawtribe]

41. Don't forget

Snaglepuss the pink drama cat.

What about Jimmy on Ed Edd n' Eddy.


:freak:

[JerseygirlCT]

42. Gumby and Pokey

POKEY?????

[beam me up scottie]

78. Don't think that the fact they were double-jointed escaped us

for a minute!

[The Sheik]

43. There is actually a cartoon character the Religious Right likes.

He's southern, a baptist, owns a gun, gives the enviroment a run for their money, and speaks like a man:

[ropi]

48. with that moustache

and gear?

Old Sam there looks like one of the front men for the Village People!

[bunkerbuster1]

174. ah'm the dad-gone Queeriest!

yup. Sam's so gay it hurts.

[RaleighNCDUer]

44. This is just so evil!

And I so approve!!

[ropi]

45. excellent idea

but don't you think that the media should be contacted too? i mean they are the ones running it into the ground for these groups. go forth with the effort, but if you're going to spoof it big time--get it into the media--and oh, yeah...get the betty bowers site on your side--even send some over to fred phelps. he's good for the 'cause' <grin>.

you rock! (in your own ATOMIC BETTY way!) :hug:

[Bouncy Ball]

61. Thank you and yes

let the media know, too.

In fact, you could even make up the name of your "new organization," formed to protect the children since Dobson, Falwell, et al aren't on the ball enough about it. They are ONLY SCRATCHING THE SURFACE. HOMO-EROTIC MESSAGE IN CARTOONS GO BACK OVER THREE DECADES!!!!!

Hee hee.

Parents Against Gay Cartoons

or PAG for short.

[ropi]

142. yea!

we can recuperate fag from phelps and call it

PAGs say No PHAGS!

[Az]

49. If these people ever find out about Ranma 1/2

They will declare war on Japan.

For those that don't know. Ranma 1/2 is a series about a martial art student that turns into a girl whenever he gets hit by cold water. Warm water reverses the process.

[Bouncy Ball]

54. I am SO glad you told me about Ranma 1/2

because now I know to protect my daughter from the evil influence of that cartoon.

I shall also be emailing all kinds of media organizations and everyone I know, with a master list of the Most Deviously Homosexual Cartoons Today.

People DESERVE to know.

[Biased Liberal Media]

118. Happosai would be another nitpick too

Since he is an old perverted goat, as Ranma likes to say. He steals women's panties and bras...LOL!!!

[sakabatou]

189. Not to mention the number of times

Ranma tricked him when he was Ran-chan.

[beam me up scottie]

50. H & R Puffenstuff?

nt

[Bouncy Ball]

56. They only care about stuff that's on the air now.

Though I agree about PUFF--AND---STUFF!!! Hello, look at that name!!!

It even implies DRUG USAGE BEFORE GAY SEX!!! (Puff)

[beam me up scottie]

60. Yes, but how do you think all the

gay adults got that way?
But, I get your point, they're afraid for the little children now, it's too late to save those already in league with the devil.
:loveya:

[Bouncy Ball]

68. Yeah, it's too late for the gay adults.

Though they can redeem themselves by "recovering" from their gayness (barf, I can't even say that sarcastically).

But the children?

WE MUST PROTECT THE CHILDREN FROM THE SCOURGE THAT IS GAY CARTOONS!

[JerseygirlCT]

81. No, wait, wait -- The Banana Splits!

[Redneck Socialist]

186. Yeah, that kid is always playing with his "magic flute."

Gay. :crazy:

[gollygee]

53. ROFL! I am going to think about something regarding Lazy Town

There's got to be something bad in there somewhere

[Clark2008]

100. Well, look at Sporticus!

I mean, come on! Straight men aren't that well-put-together!!


And, what about Shaggy and Scooby. Is that some sort of bestiality thing going on?

[Biased Liberal Media]

115. I love Lazytown...Rotten Robbie, Stephanie with her pink-techno colored

wig...oh man. That show is my new candy...I tell ya!!!

Sportacus hmm?

[Clark2008]

117. I think Sportacus is nice looking, myself

And - much to Dr. Dobson's chagrin to learn - the Icelander who plays him is the show's developer and is married with children. (Learned that on Nick when I popped over to get the picture).

He looks better without the drawn-on mustache, however. :)

[Az]

58. If they ever really look into Anime they are in for one big suprise

Most people catch wind of Japanese Anime from the saturday morning fare running around (Pokemon, Sailor Moon, etc). But that is just the tip of the iceberg. We call them gateway drugs for anime. Even the stuff showing up on adult swim doesn't even begin to clue you in.

Japan is far more expressive and tolerant of sexual differences. They explore ideas that would never even be considered. If religious right parents found out that Pokemon could lead to Hentei or Yaoi (look these terms up here http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/lexicon.php ) you would see Pikachu slammed off the tube faster than Mighty Mouse getting yanked for snorting coke.

[Bouncy Ball]

66. You're correct.

I found out about that "hardcore" anime from my teenage students a few years back. I wondered why 13 and 14 year olds would be SO into "cartoons" and I soon found out.

You could whisper into a fundie's ear: "Do you know about anime? Google it."

[beam me up scottie]

73. That could occupy them for years....

Way to go Bouncy Ball, we should have done this a long time ago!

[RaleighNCDUer]

107. But I don't WANT to go to war with Japan!!! nt

[NuttyFluffers]

153. ... it's the fastest way to make japan dump our debt

might be the best thing for the world actually. #1 holder of usa debt decides to bail from threatening overtures from the usa.

turn america's greenback into toilet paper mighty fast.

just tell them La Blue Girl (alien tentacle sex, very popular genre) and if you really want to blow their mind (or probably just blow yours) check out this summation and review of the hentai game Possession

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1459

you might want to invade japan after this.

also give them 'the evil code words' about japanese anime. hentai, otaku, shoujo, yaoi (i'm gonna love their faces when they look that one up). then if you want their eyes to bleed say to search... fanfics.

ps:something awful is a great site for great hentai reviews. yes, those games really are that bad.

[rawtribe]

59. Not sure

but I think Queer Duck might be gay.



www.sho.com/queerduck

[beam me up scottie]

64. What gave it away?

nt

[Bouncy Ball]

65. I think he's frontin'

and a wannabe.

I mean, he's too obvious. Trying to ride the Gay Gravy Train to the big bucks.

LOL

[chrisbur]

67. Old time gay cartoon characters....

Fred and Thelma from Scooby Doo! And it's pretty obvious thAT Shaggy is stooooned.

[Bouncy Ball]

69. Oh I picked up on that as a kid.

Thelma is lesbian. And she always had a crush on that other girl.

And Shaggy? Yeah, total stoner. Scooby Snacks, indeed.

Fred??? He's gay? I thought he had a thing with the blond chick!

HEY, maybe Fred and Thelma and the blond chick were ALL together, if you know what I mean!

[chrisbur]

76. Fred...

the bright blue neckerchief. He can never fix the flat tire. I mean, c'mon.

[Bouncy Ball]

85. I laughed so hard when I read that post.

The bright blue neckerchief. I had TOTALLY forgotten about that! And it was VELMA who always changed the tire!

[chrisbur]

91. Right...

Velma. I keep thinking Thelma. Anyways, who makes cartoons? Artists. Who is less repressed? Artists!
Maybe Sponge Bob is a gay sponge.(thought they reproduced asexually??) The thing is... I don't care. My kids watch Sponge Bob all the time. It's friggin hilarious.

[Bouncy Ball]

92. I heart SpongeBob.

Even went to see the movie with my daughter. LOVED it. It was funnier than it had to be.

When they were "drunk" on ice cream was hilarious!

[Clark2008]

105. Of course, Shaggy is stoned!

That's why he always has the munchies.

I'm still more concerned about his and Scooby always jumping into each others' arms, though. That's worse than the gay stuff! I mean - that animal weird stuff!

We have to tell Dobson!

[RaleighNCDUer]

110. Just don't tell Santorum. He might have a heart attack.

On second thought...

[Bouncy Ball]

113. What is Santorum's email address?

And would Frist go for it, too?

If worded in JUST the right way, not too crazy-sounding, just kinda dropping the info in his lap "as an FYI"..........

[Carni]

82. Shaggy and Scooby were definitely stoners

There is NO disputing that fact! IMO

[NAO]

119. And they were 'into the occult' too!

messing with witchcraft and such.

[leesa]

70. Yes, indeedy. They will be so busy sending cartoon characters to

concentration camps that they might forget about the rest of us. Good idea!

[Bouncy Ball]

71. LOL

"sending cartoon characters to concentration camps."

We're doing them a favor. Don't let them hang out in the limbo land that is Almost Completely Crazy. Take them all the way to Full-Out Batshit so they can start getting the help they need.

[Ladyhawk]

72. I can't lie effectively, but I've always thought it would be funny...

...to do this.

I had an online friend that would agree with the most outrageous things fundies would say, then bring up David Icke's theories and show how it all tied in to Christianity. He made some converts, but I bet it was hard not to laugh.

[Bouncy Ball]

87. It's easy

you just make yourself think of the saddest thing you can, or the thing that makes you angriest (I just think of bush and I can do it).

Then you start talking. If you even THINK you are going to smile, you think of that sad or angry thing.

[Ladyhawk]

172. I tried it at a fundy forum site once, Bouncy Ball.

I turned my life on its ear, saying I was the Christian and my mother was the poor sinner on her way to hell. I only made it through three posts before guilt overtook me and I couldn't go on. They were all sorry for my hell-bound mother. I wanted to fuck with them before it was all over and couldn't on general principle. It has to do with my fundy upbringing, I'm sure. :shrug:

[legalcoffee]

77. Give them an inch and they will take a mile

you can't argue the uncanny resemblance of a phallic symbol, I'd throw this in to further credit said findings.

[Bouncy Ball]

86. I remember when they were all up in arms over that.

My daughter saw that video lots of times and NEVER thought anything of it. Me, either. It goes by too fast and it's too small of a detail but it just goes to show you what kind of time fundies have on their hands.

That's why I figure if you get them REALLY buzzing about the Great Gay Cartoon Consipiracy, they'll not only jump at shadows harder than they already do, but their time will be taken up with this.

And of course, the more moderate ones will start to say "Uh, this is getting a little crazy now" and start b-a-c-k-i-n-g away from them.

[legalcoffee]

89. Who would have thunk it.. The Wiggles tho?

[Bouncy Ball]

90. Oh The Wiggles are SO gay.

In fact, there has been an exponential proliferation in the past FIVE years of cartoons with gay undertones and/or message. I read that on NewsMax. AND this has been done INTENTIONALLY to try to undermine the Great Bush's Pro-Family Pro-Christian Agenda. Those liberals just can't stand the idea of God ruling America, so they are putting messages into our KIDS' HEADS via the CARTOONS!!!!!

[fob]

114. Bouncy, this is simultaneously the funniest and most brilliant thread

I've read on DU.

I'm posting to this particular comment because of your use of FIVE years as the start of the proliferation. That's too brilliant, ties right into bush*s indoctrination. I think that's one of the most importaant parts and it should be brought up whenever possible but DO NOT specifically tie it to bush*. Leave it as an unspoken thing for "them" to connect theirselves. Start with some of the older cartoons but make sure the more recent "bush* era" ones really get your pants/panties in a twist.

At some point, late at night, "they" will wake up in a cold sweat realizing that bush* has ushered in the "gay agenda" and did it with their help. They'll never be the same (which can only be good).

BTW, there is a SpongeBob episode where he shows how he reproduces by "budding", in other words, he has sex with himself!


EDIT: FRESH FROM LBN, GAY CARTOON ALERT!!!

www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x1177433

[Bouncy Ball]

122. Thanks

and yeah, I picked five years on purpose. bush's far right wing agenda has USHERED in all this stuff! If he were just NORMAL this wouldn't happen. But of course, that's best left unsaid.

;-)

Thanks again, I got a kick out of worrying those ladies. I'm so bad.

:evilgrin:

[FizzFuzz]

183. Oooo-Wweeee! Backgrounds artist got away with a naughty on that one!

HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH, this thread is hilarious!!

Hey I know it's not a cartoon but ya know what else is queerer than a 3$ bill?

FOOTBALL!

HAH!!! AmUrkkka's national FAMILY VALUES sport is so homoerotic my head could just about explode!!!! Got some hypermasculinized, PADDED!! MANLY BUTTS!!! waving about on there, and patting, PATTING< I TELL YOU, right there in front of all of us, like so we can SEEEE it!! And they try to cover up what's really going on; they get themselves in a manly lather, then bring out the dancing girl jiggly acolytes, so that everyone can satisfy their wanton lusts in wholly AmUrkkkan approved heteroseckssssural ways.

It is so OBVIOUS, people!!!!!!

[PA Democrat]

93. And how many Disney movies have FAIRY godmothers in them?

I mean, really, how much more OBVIOUS can you get? And what's with Tigger's lisp?

[Bouncy Ball]

94. ANOTHER GOOD CATCH!!!

Thank you PA Democrat.

Especially the Tigger thing.

"The wonderful thing about Tiggers,
is Tiggers are wonderful things.

Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs!

They're bouncy, flouncy, pouncy, bouncy,
FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN!

About the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
is I'M the ONLY ONE!!!"

OK, here's the secret message:

"Tigger" is code for "flamer" (note he is orange)

Tops are made out of rubber? Bottoms out of springs? HELLOOOO????

And FLOUNCY? He's FLOUNCY? Yeah, right there. BIG NEON LETTERS. He's gay.

The last couplet should be obvious: he's the only one, but he wants YOU TO JOIN HIM.

Evil, I tell ya, evil. Those librul cartoonists are trying to destroy the WORLD.

[Swamp Rat]

95. "I see gay cartoons... everywhere!"

Think of the children! We must stop this gay cartoon menace now!

Jerry Falwell has the "Final Solution" for the gay cartoons and all the homo-appeasers:

[NV Whino]

96. Oh my Gawd!

When I think that I grew up with Bugs Bunny. He was always dressing in GIRL'S clothes! no wonder I'm warped.

[beam me up scottie]

97. Yes, and Sylvester's lisp?

Thufferin thuckatash!!!

[NV Whino]

98. We're doomed. n/t

[flying_monkeys]

101. Ed, Edd and Eddie - - 3 guys? MMMM Hmmmmm

Cartoons are ripe with homesecktu-al references. (Hard to type that with a straight face). Okay, I am game to start messin' with their heads. Here in NC, shouldn't be too hard to start the ball rolling...

[Bouncy Ball]

111. Go for it.

It's as easy as taking candy from a baby. As long as you don't get TOO outlandish with it and just hint around about some stuff (almost like it's so bad, you don't want to SAY it) and do a bit of that FOX reporting style of "oh didn't you hear?" and "some people say..."

They'll eat it up. Raise your eyebrows real suspiciously when you are telling them. Ask them, real concerned-like: "Do you let your kids watch Cartoon Network?"

Act like you are mad that Dobson isn't catching all these OTHER homosexual cartoons. Insinuate that maybe HE is in cahoots with the people running Hollywood so he can MAKE MONEY. That might be going a bit far, but it's unexpected and some of them will go for that.

[peacetalksforall]

102. Crank Yankers. By the time you're finished here, it will be the only

program they can watch...maybe.

[Bouncy Ball]

108. Crank Yankers can be funky, too, though.

[HCeline69]

103. What does Bullwinkle J. Moose really mean

when he says: "Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!"
And the name alone...Bull Winkle? Good lord!

[beam me up scottie]

104. I know. Now that they know we're on to them

we'll have to act fast...

[Bouncy Ball]

112. Bull WRINKLE

Uh-huh. See NOW you are thinking like a fundie!!! See how many homosexual references there are in popular culture???

[uppityperson]

124. Rocky was a girl, perhaps crossdressing?

Thank you so much for this topic.

[Must_B_Free]

116. Slime time live = Splotch fetish

[stevedeshazer]

120. Nothing to see here, just move along

[Bouncy Ball]

123. Oh my GOD.

How LONG HAS THIS BLASPHEMY BEEN GOING ON?????????

[Biased Liberal Media]

121. I cannot believe no one has mentioned VANITY SMURF???

I mean, come on. Daisy in the cap, the voice...the mirror...you know??

[despairing optimist]

125. I'll get Giuliani Partners on this at once!

Rudy'll put a stop to this. Gay infiltration is a matter of national security.

[Bouncy Ball]

134. LMAO!!!

Is that who I think it is????? If so, he is so NOT a pretty lady!

[despairing optimist]

194. Yes, it is. Here's another of him strutting his homeland security stuff.

Where are the Dems with good legs hiding out?

[Spazito]

126. Yogi and BooBoo are definitely in the "questionable" catagory....

Old male bear with young male bear living together in the cave, come on, how much more obvious can you be!!!

(Thanks for this hilarious thread, Bouncy Ball, it has me continuously laughing!)

[Bouncy Ball]

138. Cheers!

You're welcome! And thanks for yet another example of the Devious Gay Agenda as profligated by the Gay Mafia Disguised as Cartoonists.

Heyyy Boo Boo! Yeah, BOO BOO, what kinda name is THAT?

[walldude]

128. Great Thread BB

I'm a big cartoon fan. I tell you though we can do better than TV. Nothing pissed off the fundies more this year than the fact that Shrek 2 had bigger box office than The Passion. Shrek must go down. I mean how good can this be for kids? You have inter-species sex. Donkey and the dragon. And if Pinochicco isn't gay than Michael Moore is a Freeper. Maybe we should get to work on all these CG movies, I mean c'mon, Woody and Buzz?? Gay drug use all in one place. I think I'll start my letter campaign tommorow...

[Bouncy Ball]

135. Wow I agree with you, I hadn't even thought of films yet, really.

Another bug to put in fundies' ears.

Thanks!!!

:hi:

[Kazak]

129. Niiiiiiiice!! But if they go over the cliff...

they take us with them. :scared:

[Bouncy Ball]

136. No, on this they go alone.

If they trash the economy, then yeah, we go down, too.

But this? Nah. This will make those who still have a BIT of sense left in their heads back away from them. Magnify that craziness for ALL to see as what it really is, in other words.

[Wapsie B]

130. Please let us not forget

Tinky-Winky

[Bouncy Ball]

137. He was just the first one they noticed.

But as you can see with the evidence collected in this thread, The Gay Agenda has been spread with the use of cartoons and movies since at LEAST the 1960s.

But....we should not have overlooked the Tinky.

[Wapsie B]

141. That's right.

The Gay Agenda works well with TV cartoons. We can brainwash their little minds and convert vast legions to our side. And no one's the wiser. :evilgrin:

[Buns_of_Fire]

159. ...and the nice thing is

that it saves Gay Agenda, Inc. (NASDAQ symbol: GAI) a lot of money on toasters, too! :evilgrin:

[zann725]

139. You might also mention "Shrek." He definitely has "identity" issues.

n/t

[Bouncy Ball]

140. You are SO right.

And I bet the "identity" issues are just CODE FOR HIS SEXUAL IDENTITY ISSUES!!!!

As pointed out by someone else above, you also have inter-species attraction in Shrek. I mean, how incredibly deviant can they GET?

Get 'em on Shrek.

And there's a FAIRY godmother in that movie, too.

[ropi]

145. and you're forgetting donkey

please... Donkey is so gay it hurts. And you know he's always trying to cut in on Shrek's action!

[bobweaver]

144. The Skipper and his "little buddy" Gilligan

[flygal]

146. HA HA HA!! I love it!

I used to go up to this repug guy I know and whisper "gun control" and walk away. It would piss him off!! He always looked forward to seeing me to try and talk to me about his RW politics. I had fun pushing his buttons, much better than trying to debate someone who is so far into the dark side.

[Gemini Cat]

147. I like this idea a lot!

Messing with the terminal dumb ass is fun. Especially when the terminal dumb asses are as annoying and humourless as these dumb asses are!

[nickgutierrez]

150. Let's go even further back: THE SMURFS

Oh come on. We're supposed to believe that they were asexual? Puh-leeeeeeeeze. There's a reason they were all blue -- there was only one female around.

:D

[Bouncy Ball]

163. It was a sexual commune

and when they had to access to the female Smurf....well, they had each other.

Papa Smurf taught them everything they knew!

And wasn't a toaster displayed prominently in that cartoon???

[Nobody]

180. Smurfette was a lesbian

She wasn't getting any either. She's just as blue as the males. And with a name like Smurfette? Puh-leeeeeeze!

[TWiley]

151. Lets resurrect Barny, the purple whatchamacallit.

The same nut-heads said he was gay as well. How about an expose that catches Barney and Sponge Bob in an affair?

Old Fartwell will choke on his broccoli. I love it.

[WritersBlock]

154. Each Bouncy Ball post I see only reinforces my realization....

...that we are in the presence of profound genius.


:toast:

[Bouncy Ball]

162. Oh now you just need to stop!!!

Ok, now, go on.

Just kidding! Thank you, but I think that compliment is undeserved!

:toast:

[lectrobyte]

155. I understand Sponge-worthy, but Sponge-Bob-worthy?

[ComerPerro]

156. That is a good idea

WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!

lol

[Boosterman]

157. I think Bugs Bunny was missed so far

I mean cmon hes at least a transvestite. Heres the funny thing I found this article.

http://www.africasgateway.com/article935.html

Just a quick google search. Awesome topic.

Edit- Doh meant to reply to OP.

[Kingshakabobo]

160. What about Snaglepuss?

Queer as a three dollar bill.

[Bouncy Ball]

164. Heck yeah he was.

It actually amazes me how many of these cartoons Dobson et al are missing. They really need to get these guys in the scope of their targets.

In fact, I think I will email Dobson recommending that he do this research PERSONALLY. I know I am. I just found a new pro-gay cartoon THIS MORNING which was truly disturbing, as it indicated their desire to TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

[Bouncy Ball]

165. BREAKING: I FOUND A VERY DISTURBING ONE THIS MORNING!!!

I was watching PBS Kids (for research purposes) and I found a cartoon called "Peep and the Big Wide World." I went to the website and found THIS DISCLAIMER:

Major funding for PEEP and the Big Wide World is provided by the National Science Foundation.

Oh. My. God. They are in on it, too.

The one scene that really nailed it for me was this one:

The BLUE round thingie with legs, called Quack, was walking along in the woods with Peep and the other thingie (I don't know the name of the other thingie) and they came upon a HUGE TOASTER. Yeah. Not plugged in, obviously, because they were in the middle of the woods.

Here's the weirdest part: NONE of them verbally acknowledged that a HUGE toaster was right in the middle of the forest!!! The blue one, Quack, walked over to it, looked at himself in the reflection (oh he also wears a SAILOR HAT) and sort of flirted with himself in the reflection!!!! OH MY GOD.

Simultaneously a pro-gay message and "we are taking over the world."

I tell you, I got chills. I am emailing Dobson right away.

Here's the website: http://www.peepandthebigwideworld.com/

And for those of you who STILL do not believe that children's shows are just LOADED with sexual innuendo and gay messages, just get an eyeful and earful of THIS clip:

http://rainbow.arch.scriptmania.com/rainbow_tv_episode.html

(Seriously, watch it. You'll pee your pants from laughing so hard. They are "playing with their twangers and balls." I'm not kidding.)

[Seemann For Congress]

168. I LOVE PEEP!

Peep is a great show. My daughter loves it. By the way, the other thingie is named Chirp.

And you forgot that Joan Cusack is the narrator. Hmmmm....a liberal Hollywood-type.

Let's hope the right-wing doesn't attack Hi-5, which is on Discovery Kids right before Peep. They're friends of mine, and are the sweetest people you could ever meet.

[WLKjr]

185. Yup, definately Homo

This isnt democracy people, it is communisim now!

[Seemann For Congress]

166. "The Weekenders"

The Weekenders is one of my favorite kids shows. My little girl likes it, but she could take it or leave it.

Drop PLENTY of hints on them, especially because it's Disney. Here's what I've come up with so far.

This is Tino, the main character.

Tino lives with his SINGLE MOM, who loves to make him eat foods make from Tofu and other "organic materials". That's total code words for liberal lesbian.

As for Tino himself, he's terrified of clowns and curls up into a ball when confronted with one. He's TERRIBLE at sports, hates them in fact, and will only sign up for Chess in gym class.

Yup, he's gotta be one of "those types".

This is Carver

For starters, just LOOK at him. Yeah. My gaydar went off too.

As for his personality, he's BIG into fashion. I mean BIG. LOVES shoes. Mmm-hmmm, girlfriend. I went there. He even drags (oh, I said 'drag') his friends to shoe conventions.

Carver's almost out of the closet. Two for two.

This is Lor


Lor has 14 brothers. She's the only girl, which makes it easy for her to isolate herself, feeling like an outcast.

She's REALLY good at sports, especially soccer and Scottish sports. She's got really short hair too. Yup. Thought so. She's inconsiderate sometimes and is quick to lose her temper.

Oh, and she has a crush on a boy named Thompson, but she never knows what to say when he's around. Sounds very confused to me and she needs to investigate herself further.

Three for three.

Finaly, here's Tish


Nuff said.

Four for four.

(However, if you need info on Tish, she's big into theater, loves playing the dulcimer, eats nothing but health food, and to top it off....she's an immigrant. GASP!)

So there you go. Clearly, our children are being exposed to alternative lifestyles by Disney. We must stop them now!!!!!

[Bouncy Ball]

167. Wow. There's so much in that, I don't even know where to start.

I want to thank you for your good investigative work which will surely benefit the children.

This kind of filth HAS to be stopped!!!!!!

[Contrary1]

169. Don't forget Blue's Clues...

Here we have a grown man who lives with his dog, has no
human contact, and seems to be perfectly happy. And I
think we all know why Blue's tongue is always hanging out.

If that's not promoting beastiality, I don't know what is!

[Bouncy Ball]

170. AND HE'S BLUE!!!!!!!

'Nuff said.

[underpants]

175. Tell them that Focus on Family already got rid of the first host

See that will let them think that Focus on Family is actually relevant.

I have no idea why I know that the first host of Blues Clues left the show (great idea pal).

[kerry-is-my-prez]

171. Better that they be kept busy with this sort of nonsense.

n/t

[fooj]

173. Bouncy Ball...You are a riot! Care to join my "shameless agitator"

club? Hey, BTW- how are things working out at your daughter's school? Just thought I'd check in!

[underpants]

176. Boncy Ball tell them it all started back with Soupy Sales

See Soupy wasn't gay but his Jewish manager was so he got Soupy to add some lines to the script that promoted gayness and tolerance (see they learned about these mind control tricks during gay Jewish meetings in Cuba....from the Soviets who were there)and it has been snowballing since then. Don't forget to add in something about how gays have to "recruit" because you know they can't have kids but they adopt a lot just to be on the safe side.

Soupy Sales he started it.

[Pacifist Patriot]

177. Have I mentioned lately....

that I love you? LOL!

[donheld]

178. So gay

[Generator]

179. Two words: The Wiggles

Men dancing and singing.

Signature song: "Fruit salad, yummy yummy"-Need I say more?

Oh and before someone brings up their other big song is "Big red car." Big-good red-good-car-good, but the only problemo is the car is NOT big, it's five men (one named Murray for God's sake) in a teeny tiny car. What does that mean? I don't even want to imagine.

Captain Feathersword?


May my children forgive me. (And frankly, we would do almost anything to keep the heat of Spongebob.)

[MisterP]

184. Hey Arnold!: hookers on street corners in "Downtown as Fruits"

Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy: nudity, guy-on-guy kissing (even if as a result of blackmail), "magazines," basic lust, Jimmy

[Anne Bonney]

193. Let's not forget the Jonny Quest penis fest.

I always thought Dr. Quest and Race made a great couple.

[deadparrot]

195. Pokemon has GOT to be a land mine

Oh, come on now...

[sakabatou]

197. Someone had a lot of time on Pokemon Snap

[unpossibles]

196. the obvious....