What The Hell Is The "Homosexual Agenda" Anyway?

[ruggerson]

If it means equal rights for all, government treats everyone the same, then what's so controversial about that? Isn't that a basic precept of our country, written right in the Declaration of Independence?

SpongeBob, count me in. I'm all for the "homosexual agenda."

[Cronus Protagonist]

1. Here's the OFFICIAL DOCUMENT - The Gay Agenda

Complete and unabridged. WARNING!!! Not for the faint-hearted...

http://cronus.com/agenda

Enjoy :)

[Kerrytravelers]

4. Golly gee...

them gays want their civil rights... pretty soon you're black beauties will want 'em... then your spics and your spades...

-- Archie Bunker, 1971



May, haven't we come so far in 34 years? :eyes:

[beam me up scottie]

7. LMFAO!

very very sinister...

[NMDemDist2]

8. perfect ROFL n/t

[uppityperson]

15. Very good, short words, easy to understand.

[Cronus Protagonist]

17. It's the truth, short, simple and direct.

Written especially for the "Right" audience... :)


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[nadinbrzezinski]

2. Yuo need to read Don't Think of an Elephant

It is explained there

Anyway they are threatened because they want a strict father model of the world, that is a top down society. Two gay men threaten the "normal order" as they see it.

[JerseygirlCT]

3. They're not doing toasters anymore

it's a really nice, leather agenda in pink (it's the new black). But, hurry, it's a limited-time offer.

[Ken Burch]

9. How should the agenda be accessorized?

[JerseygirlCT]

10. You caught me

I've only heard about them... haven't signed up yet myself, lol.

[Karenina]

5. Toaster ovens.

Camembert on roggenbrot garnished with ruccola. There you have it.
It's quite tasty and a healthy breakfast treat.

[blm]

6. They want to makeover your wardrobe, trim your beard, restore old houses

fix your wife's makeup, equal rights and benefits, live in peace without fear of having the crap beat out of them every day of their lives, etc.......

[Warren Stupidity]

12. oh come on

everybody knows that them gays want to bugger all the fat balding suburban white guys, and then bugger their children in front of them, and then force all their churches to have gay wedding bugger parties.

Its a well known fact.

[Beaverhausen]

11. Betty Bowers has a copy of the agenda

http://www.bettybowers.com/homoagenda.html

[Charlie Brown]

13. There isn't one

The most we've ever gotten is the revokation of sodomy laws, non-discrimination laws and domestic partner benefits (Vermont and Mass notwithstanding). If it's an "agenda" to support laws which treat gay couples with decency and respect, I think there's a lot of paranoia to go around in this country.

[Rowdyboy]

14. Here's another example of the nefarious "Gay Agenda"

http://www.commonplacebook.com/humor/gay/agenda.shtm

I can't wait until 2:00-2:30 pm. Starting with

"Assume complete control of the United States federal, state, and local government as well as all other national governments"

and it gets better from there!

[David Zephyr]

16. I'm qualified to answer this.

The homosexual agenda is easy to understand and sensible.

We, the American homosexual community, in our secret meetings with secret handshakes and all are daily making progress in converting every good looking man and woman into homosexuals leaving the rest, sorry to say, for population maintenance.

Unfortunately, as our gay populace grows, much like the Blob in the 1950's science-fiction thriller, it will become imperative to control our envious heterosexual counterparts with what can only be described as effective mind-control which laboratory testing has revealed is best acheived within the construct of fundamentalist Christianity.

And of course, this is where Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson and James Dobson all have their critical roles to play within the Gay Agenda which is keeping America's heterosexual servants in line and properly in the missionary position breeding most patriotically.

You might not know this, but the Reverends Jerry, Pat and James were all once trained at Fire Island by some of our nation's leading homosexuals in how best to quell the temptaion to become gay and thereby maintain population growth.

Unfortunately, during the Fire Island homosexual suppression training many of America's heterosexual evangelists actually slipped onto the thorny ground of their own lusts and were drawn away into temptation. The most notable of these, as you may have heard, was none other than Gary Bauer who, bless his soul, was forced into an intervention when he was caught sporting buttless leather chaps and nipple rings while making pancakes on the beach.

This is the secret agenda of the Elders of Homosexuality. Please do not under any circumstances pass this message along to others.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

[atommom]

20. Damn, I guess I didn't make the cut, then!

;)

[BrklynLiberal]

18. Two same-sex agendas that have a relationship?

[bobweaver]

19. Cocktails at 6:00. Dinner at 7:00. Orgy at 9:00.

[JanMichael]

21. I heard that it requires all men to wear halter-tops and earings.

???

[Cleita]

22. Uh, they want to be treated like human beings?

:shrug: