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Proud2BAmurkin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 10:24 PM
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What's the difference between Bush voters and a herd of stupid sheep?

































































































































































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Pam-Moby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 10:26 PM
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1. Not one thing......n/t
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 10:29 PM
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2. You can get usable fiber from the hair of the Sheep
Can't think of a damn thing a Bush voter is good for. Not even Sex.
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Jim Sagle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 10:29 PM
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3. The sheep are more articulate.
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Hans Delbrook Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 10:30 PM
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4. You can understand the reason for the existence of the sheep?
Also you can kill and eat them and no one can arrest you.
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 10:30 PM
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5. A herb of stupid sheep have the sense to star in Mattress
commercials.
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 10:32 PM
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8. Sheep get laid more often
(and it shows! Seriusly, don't we all think Ashcroft just needed to get laid. Then "Statue-gate" never would have happened! REMOVE THE CURTAIN!)
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Rapcw Donating Member (567 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 12:12 AM
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21. Sheep get laid by freepers themselves.
l0ll3rsk8s
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WoodrowFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 10:31 PM
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6. you can't knit a sweater from Bush voters/??
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Proud2BAmurkin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 12:01 AM
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20. LOL!
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proud patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 12:50 AM
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23. shoot , that's what I was going to say , great minds think alike
:D
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Clark2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 10:31 PM
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7. Sheep are nice and God still looks down fondly on that creation!
:)
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 10:33 PM
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10. If you sacrafice a sheep, God will grant you grace...
if you sacrafice a Bushie, Satan will thank you for helping fill his dominion.



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amerikat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 10:33 PM
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9. sheep can only vote once and must vote within thier pasture?
Is this a trick question?
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 10:34 PM
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11. Sheep are cute and harmless?
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 10:34 PM
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12. Dead or alive...
sheep are usefull to humans. Bushies are completly uselss to all humans...
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 10:35 PM
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13. I'd be sad if I saw a dead sheep lying on the side of the road.
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deadparrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 10:36 PM
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14. Sheep contribute something to society.
And they're warm and cuddly...


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blonndee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 10:37 PM
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15. A herd of sheep won't vote to send other sheep to the slaughterhouse
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Oversea Visitor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 10:38 PM
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16. Well the herd
of sheep does know when it is ..... baaad, baaaad.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 10:42 PM
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17. While they can both be getting screwed up the arse
neither is smart enough to figure out they're getting a royal fucking.
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 10:47 PM
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18. small children aren't afraid of sheep
but they are freaked out by fundies!
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mcscajun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-24-05 11:51 PM
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19. There's a difference?
Oh yeah, I forgot; we can get wool and lamb chops from the second group. All we get from the first is aggravation and disbelief.
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Paranoid_Portlander Donating Member (823 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 12:48 AM
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22. Bush voters have the wool pulled over their eyes.
There's a joke in there somewhere.
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imax2268 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 12:54 AM
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24. What's the difference
between Bush supporters and a bucket of shit...?


The Bucket...!
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 12:56 AM
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25. The number of legs n/t
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 12:59 AM
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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 01:11 AM
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27. the sheep don't drive Hummers ?
The sheep aren't greedy souless turd maggots who think that just because they are inbread wasps they should rule the world........don't get me started.
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Spirochete Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 01:40 AM
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28. Not as many sheep have been cloned?
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Gemini Cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 01:56 AM
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29. Sheep look nice in a green meadow.
The bush voters want to trash the meadow.

As others have noted sheep are useful. Also a sheep has a brain. That can't be said about a bush voter.

Unlike the sheep, the bush voters are useless. Secondly they are comparable to sheep shit since one smells as bad as the other.
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Sugarbleus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 01:59 AM
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30. Bush voters wear mink.... n/t
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ChairOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-25-05 02:27 AM
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31. You get in trouble if you slaughter & eat a baby bush-voter.... /eom
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