Freepers now have a new name for us....Bluenecks.

[Cascadian]

I guess they got tired of being called Rednecks so here is what the freeper creeps have to say about us...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1327371/posts



John

[blondeatlast]

1. Ow. That hurts.

No, really. :eyes:

//sarcasm off//

[Rush1184]

109. They seem proud of sounding stupid for some reason...

Fine by me if they want to look like idiots...

[itzamirakul]

2. Bluenecks...hmmmmmm....COOL!

I'll take it.....

[blondeatlast]

It would be fun to adopt it, actually.

Freek Reep is damn good at creating great terms for us; aren't they the origin of evilDUers?!

[Taxloss]

35. I like "Blueneck".

It wouldn't work here, but I can't see anything offensive about it: "the opposite of redneck", Hell yeah.

[Radio_Lady]

122. Yeh, I like it too!

We're flying down to Florida on Sunday for a two week vacation. I'll have my little ice pack for my neck (in case it gets over 70-degrees) and my small conveniently blue plastic fan. I'm a "low thermal" person -- my interior thermostat doesn't operate well in heat -- and I've been this way since I was a child.

So I'm proud to be a Blueneck from Oregon!

[noamnety]

3. Oh, see that's a problem.

Now I don't know if I want an orange scarf or a blue one.

decisions, decisions ...

[fertilizeonarbusto]

4. Neck proudly blue here

Usurp it, gang!

[blondeatlast]

7. This bluenecked evilDUer proudly usurps!

It sounds like a breed of bird...

[Vincardog]

56. That is me a long tall drink of BlueNeck I'll take it

[Radio_Lady]

123. Let's concoct a drink called BLUENECK... any bartenders on line tonight?

Can we usurp the BLUE HAWAII or something else? Your ideas welcome!!!!!

[Viva_La_Revolution]

5. Well, these apply to me...

Friends and family are equally important to you.
College Professors actually seem interesting to you
An art gallery tour takes you more than 12.5 minutes.

3 of 29

of course, I can apply the redneck jokes to the freepers I know, and AT LEAST 50% always apply. LOL Even their jokes are substandard.

[baldguy]

6. Red is the color of fascism.

Red flag for the USSR. Red flag for Nazi Germany.

It's telling that freepers are proud to be red.

[President Jesus]

11. friend, fascism and communism are diametrically opposed

Red has always represented communism. Black and brown are the colors associated with fascism.

[w4rma]

38. No they aren't. Both Communism and fascism are totalitarian.

fascism = totalitarianism + capitalism according to Mussolini and FDR
capitalism and socialism are opposite ends of an axis.
democracy and dictatorship/monarchy are opposite ends of another axis.

A state can be totalitarian and capitalist (fascism):

“Fascism should more appropriately be called corporatism because it is a merger of state and corporate power.” -- Benito Mussolini

“The liberty of a democracy is not safe if the people tolerate the growth of private power to a point where it becomes stronger than their democratic State itself. That, in its essence, is Fascism -- ownership of government by an individual, by a group, or any controlling private power.” -- Franklin D. Roosevelt

A state can be totalitarian and socialist (communism).
A state can be democratic and capitalist.
A state can be democratic and socialist.
A state can be anywhere inbetween the two axis. The U.S. has both capitalist policies and socialist policies.

Here is a list of some of the socialist ones:
socialized armed forces
socialized water
socialized police
socialized fire department
social(ized) security
medicare
road building/maintanance
public waste and water treatment
public schools

[CJCRANE]

44. You can map political views using four axes...

in a cross shape: Totalitarian<->Libertarian (up/down),Socialist<->Capitalist (left/right).

There's a website where you can find out where you are on this, forgotten the name though.

[w4rma]

63. Yup. Communism = Totalitarian+Socialist. Fascism = Totalitarian+Capitalist

That is where they lie on the graph. :hi:

[Cats Against Frist]

105. I think it's "state socialism = totalitarianism +socialism"

I think pure communism is, in theory, kind of libertarian. But I may be wrong about that.

[prodigal_green]

79. The Political Compass

http://politicalcompass.org

[bobthedrummer]

45. Well, you've lost me on that one, w4rma. There is a clear distinction

between State ownership vs. any form of private enterprise, especially fascist corporatism.

Red is the color associated with the Left.

[w4rma]

61. I'm no supporter of Soviet or Chinese Communism. You can support that if

you want but don't expect to get many takers on DU or elsewhere.

[geniph]

52. Communism means communal ownership of property

Fascism means an authoritarian form of statism that advocates private property, state-centralized economy, militarism, and nationalism. What the Soviet Union practiced was not true communism, but what's called communistic statism, which was indeed totalitarian, as they confused STATE ownership with communal - public - ownership. They gave state authorities the rights to what, in their ethos, should have been public property.

Socialism is not a political system. It is an economic system, as is capitalism.

[w4rma]

62. That sounds like a good restatement of what I said. (nt)

[American Tragedy]

69. So, how exactly would communal ownership work?

Would individuals have the right to reject it, or would they have their property forcibly confiscated?

[Kellanved]

72. Political colors in the US are rather volatile

In Europe the colors have over a century of tradition.

The Nazis were Brown though, and red is the color of the Social Democrats - many of whom are proud to be red.

[tanyev]

8. Oooooh.

That just hurts my feelings terribly. I may have to go spend a lot of money at Whole Foods Market on French wine and cheese and organic chocolate just to get over the trauma.

[dolo amber]

9. So, essentially...

If you have a modicum of intelligence or are a decent human being who cares about others on this planet, (one might even say "Christ-like" ;)), you're a blueneck.

I'll take it. :hi:

[flobee1kenobi]

18. Thats about it. dolo

"If you have a modicum of intelligence or are a decent human being"

It actually scares the hell out of them when we sound like we know WTF we're talking about. I've actually shot down a repugs argument and had him give me the "curious dog, head tilted to the side look"

[blondeatlast]

70. Next protest, we should wear collarless shirts and paint our necks

blue.

I may start wearing a blue scarf with every outfit, too!

[President Jesus]

10. wouldn't 'bluebloods' be much more clever?

then they could work in their limousine liberal bullshit.

let's see: Blueneck vs Freeptard

wow, i'm glad i'm on this side.

[Mad_Dem_X]

13. I'm Proud to be a Blueneck!!!

Better a bleeding heart than none at all...:hi:

[rkc3]

20. We just need Lee Greenwood to write a song for us.

"I'm proud to be a Blueneck, cause at least I know I can think."

[LynnTheDem]

12. Sounds good to me.

Are they also tired of being stupid? Arrogant? Ignorant? Wrong all the time every time? Hypocrites? Uninformed idiots?

[Hugin]

14. Proud to be a...

BLUENECK!

[MuseRider]

15. This says more

about them than it does us. Go for it freeps.

[elehhhhna]

16. Fine. I already call them Mouth-breathers. So there!

[tnlefty]

36. Or the 'nothing above the neck' bunch.

Ignorance is bliss I guess.

[Nadienne]

115. And knuckle-draggers.

[bunkerbuster1]

17. Much better than "Crips."

Thanks, Freeperland! Me likey.

As to this lame quiz, I'm down for the following:

You actually use the term "significant other" in a sentence.
(For fun, sure. and? so? the term threatens you how?)

You actually use the term "cocktail party" in a sentence.
(what, repugs don't have them?)

You have to use a pass-key just to get into your neighborhood or building.
(none of these faux-tuff guys work in a secure building? why do they hate the military industrial complex? and our freedom? and our homeland security? America-hatin' BASTIDS!)

Friends and family are equally important to you.
(Freepers have no real friends? ok.)

College Professors actually seem interesting to you.
(Well, no, not the Bob Jones U staffers, but otherwise...)

An art gallery tour takes you more than 12.5 minutes.
(only girly-men are interested in art? You mean like Winston Churchill? or their hero Adolph Hitler?)

Somebody else actually physically touches your money.
(do they barter dried fish in exchange for ciggies at the local convenience store?)

You often use the term "Global" (anything) at least once a day.
(Get used to it.)

[Hugin]

30. Quiz AWAY! (My answers)

You actually use the term "significant other" in a sentence.
(As opposed to what? The N-word?)

You actually use the term "cocktail party" in a sentence.
(If I remember correctly, and I do, I learned that phrase
from a Republican.)

You have to use a pass-key just to get into your neighborhood or building.
(What about the bubble boy in the WH. I don't see him ambling
about... Why can't I wander onto his cattle less ranch?)

Friends and family are equally important to you.
(I'm sort of like Jesus... I love all my brothers and
sisters.)

College Professors actually seem interesting to you.
(Yeah, that "Dr." Dobson guy is a hoot. Especially when
he's speaking in tongues about absorbent sea creatures.)

An art gallery tour takes you more than 12.5 minutes.
(Yeah, I tend to linger... But, I *LIKE* beautiful women
untainted landscapes, and living animals.)

Somebody else actually physically touches your money.
(I thought they *WANTED* Social Security Investments.
Guess what, bozos, I also actually physically touch women,
beer, and hot cars.)

You often use the term "Global" (anything) at least once a day.
(Yes, I often point out how the flat earth freepers reject that
the earth is in a global shape.)

[Acryliccalico]

124. Love your comments

I AM PROUD TO BE A BLUENECK!!! :dem:

[MarianJack]

19. I'LL WEAR THAT BADGE...

...WITH PRIDE!!!!!

[lectrobyte]

21. Bluenecks? Isn't that a beer or something?

[BBradley]

22. I kind of like it!

Thanks Freepers. :hi:

[Arkana]

23. Boy, those freaks are original, eh?

"Bluenecks?" Excuse me while I laugh hysterically.

[ET Awful]

24. If they intended to insult us with that, they failed miserably

They should be used to that by now though.

I'm proud to be a blueneck. . . . of course, being a long-haired-pinko-hippie-freak makes it hard to see my blue neck, but trust me, it's there :)

On Edit: I especially like the guy who tries to say that we think "do as I say not as I do" is a valid way of thinking. . . . I guess he forgot about that whole Limbaugh drug addiction thing while insulting addicts, along with all those "family values" Republicans.

[shirlden]

25. OK !!! I am MS. Blueneck

I only wish the freepers' blueneck jokes were as funny as the redneck jokes.
The reddies are so funny because they are based on truth. Alas, the freeps obviously do not understand us Bluenecks at all. Try harder, freeps. We can all use a good laugh right now.......
Good humor is always based on intelligence, so guess we will have to poke fun at ourselves to get some good humor.




:hi:

[Mist]

26. I like it! kinda cute

Amazing how they think bluenecks are rich--I'm almost flattered. I like lectrolyte's idea of "Blueneck Beer"--I hope some progressive microbrewery does it! For any Freeps reading this: SOME professors are among the most interesting people I've met, and SOME are hideous bores (many of whom I took classes with). 12.5 minutes in a museum?! That's hardly enough time to buy the ticket! And I don't think France and Germany constitute world opinion--I think the world constitutes world opinion.

[Rob H.]

27. Hip-deep in jackassery over there

Your biggest fear is walking into or being seen in a “Tavern”.

Actually, I call the place I visit a couple of times a month a bar becase tavern sounds snooty to me.

Vallet is a necessity, not a treat.

I'll just assume the poster meant "a valet." Moran.

You think Jon Stewart is a genius.

Hmm. I don't think Jon Stewart is a genius--I know he is. :)


They can call me a blueneck all they want--I don't find it insulting in the least.


On edit: I'm with lulu in NC--I'm almost flattered that the Freepers think we're all rich. I'm not rich and neither are any of my blueneck friends, but still.

[mcscajun]

75. "Vallet"

I figure he really meant to say "valet parking", didn't know how to spell one and forgot the other.

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[starroute]

86. What a weird mishmosh of incompatiblities!

A few of these points seem to be aimed at generic left-wingers. (Signs and slogans. Fidel Castro. Tinfoil.)

Some at stereotypical gays. (Village People. Mardi Gras.)

Some at the more bubbleheaded New Agers. (Crystal balls.)

Some at standard-issue Gen X-ers. (Significant others. Friends as important as family. Piercings.)


A bunch seem to involve leftover 1950's images of artsy culture snobs. (Wine. Cocktail parties. College professors. Zen furniture. Art galleries. Dislike of bars and Walmart and the Midwest.)

A bunch more could only apply to rich folks. ("How do people live like that." "Little people." Gated communities. Diamond rings. Obsession with image and high fashion. Answering services.)

And some I don't understand at all. (Multicolor button-down shirts? Wasn't that some fad of the 80's? "Somebody else actually physically touches your money"? Does that mean rednecks live entirely off credit cards while bluenecks pay cash? Or is it some new sexual perversion?)


I suppose it makes most sense if you just take this as a list of "people that Freepers don't like or understand" -- a combination of lower middle-class resentment of the wealthy and educated with a deep suspicion of anyone who rejects conventional social values.

But if we're going to co-opt the term "blueneck," we've got to come up with a more coherent set of definitions pronto.

[Rob H.]

101. Didn't think of that--you're probably right

That's "Freeper humor" versus actual humor for ya, though--100 times the condescension, one-tenth the intelligence. ;)


And would it be worth pointing out to any of them that the Bush family is way wealthier than most Americans will ever be? If any of his worshippers were to actually try to shake his hand, he'd probably give them a look that says he'd rather be dragged over carpet tacks and dipped in rubbing alcohol than to have to touch one of the "great unwashed."

[Blue-Jay]

104. "Valet" is French word. What do you expect?

Of COURSE they're going to spell it incorrectly.

[Rob H.]

106. LOL

:D

[Rush1184]

110. Exactly, if they can't pronounce it right, why would they spell it right..

Ever hear them say it, they say it like Val-let.

[Rapcw]

28. Better than rednecks

I've never seen someone with a blueneck personally though n/t

[Tafiti]

29. The really sad part is how delusional they are.

They fail to grasp that their constant references to wealth and elitism not only do not apply to many liberals (only to famous liberals), but probably more often apply to Republicans. Ummm, let's see. Of the top 2% of incomes in the U.S., what percentage do you think vote Republican? And why would that be? I'm thinking 90%.

Do they know how much money Pat Robertson rakes in each year? And Benny Hinn? You can be damned sure that they fly in private jets and ride around in limos. While a poor working man pledges a hundred hard-earned bucks to the 700 club...

[4_TN_TITANS]

31. Works for me!

The name implies that the opposite is "redneck", a not very endearing term to much of the nation.....

[htuttle]

32. That's nice. I call them...

"Pre-Compost"

[ContraBass Black]

97. Ziiiing!

:evilgrin:

[karynnj]

33. True Blue

Maybe if we preference it with true - True Blueneck, loyal to America's real values.

[Rob H.]

34. Excellent idea!

And welcome to DU :hi:

[noamnety]

37. Blue neck photo essay

You actually use the term “cocktail party” in a sentence.


You have to use a pass-key just to get into your neighborhood or building.


Mardi Gras costumes don’t seem outrageous at all.


You have more rocks on your fingers than in your head.


Your Spiritual Advisor has a crystal ball.


Vallet is a necessity, not a treat.


Somebody else actually physically touches your money.

[Fleshdancer]

39. roflmao...priceless! n/t

[Rob H.]

43. Ha! That's great!

:)

[noamnety]

48. I didn't notice they were adding to the quiz

You pop Zoloft and give your kid Ritalin before his D.A.R.E class and you're okay with that.


College Professors actually seem interesting to you.


You ride a Seg-Way down your driveway to enter an awaiting limo.

[Hugin]

58. You missed an obvious one... ;)

You make more money with your mouth than you do with your hands. (er ah, lets say talking vs building something)

[ultraist]

66. LMAO!!! Nice photo essay

Bush got the majority of voters in the upper income brackets whereas Kerry got the majority of low and middle class income earners. (CNN exit polls).

But why bother with facts? If they want to remain delusional and believe that most Democrats are wealthy elitists, so be it. They are mocking their own, but too stupid to see it.

[dean_dem]

40. What I want to know is...

...where did these morons get the idea that we're all a bunch of filthy rich, limo-riding, starbucks drinkers? Um, earth to jackass, have you looked at your Great Leader lately?

I have a few of my own. You might be a Blueneck if:

You actually understand that the world does not revolve around the US.

You can read.

You are more familiar with the Constitution than the Ten Commandments.

You don't automatically ejaculate in your pants everytime Great Leader says "freedom" or "liberty."

You are actually able to have a reasonable debate without resorting to asking why someone hates freedom.

[Solly Mack]

41. blue stocking, blue neck

I like blue.

[SmokingJacket]

73. And blue collar! Love it. nt

[spatlese]

42. You guys are famous!!

>snip

You might be a Blueneck if --

You think people with screen names like sangha, sangh0, iverglas, nothingshocksmeanymore, skinner, elad, and mopaul actually make sense.

>snip

:)

[iverglas]

111. completely gratuitous late to the party self-promoting post

"You think people with screen names like
sangha, sangh0, iverglas, nothingshocksmeanymore,
skinner, elad, and mopaul actually make sense."

I'm famous.

And in such very august company too.

Is there a smug smirk idiotsmileyfacethingy?


edit ... I have visions of freepers buying gold stars at DU just so they can search for posts by moi, now that I'm famous ...

I'll be wanting a commission.

[Sparkle]

46. Hahaha!!

[yellowcanine]

47. I'd rather have a blue neck than no brain.

[geniph]

49. What's so funny is to look up the history of the term Redneck...

the term originated in the Mine Wars. The original Red Necks were the mineworkers fighting for the unionization of the mines. They wore red neckerchiefs to signify their sympathy with the union cause. They were also considered socialists - Reds.

http://www.wvculture.org/history/wvhs1701.html

[mcscajun]

76. Redneck socialists? I think a dozen Freepers just had their heads explode

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Nadienne]

117. LOL, that is funny! (n/t)

[ckramer]

50. Blueneck? I've got one from yesterday's snow shoveling

[Stirk]

51. LOL- funny.

And every time they use "blueneck", the natural person they're talking to will go through this thought process:

1. Blueneck? What the hell is that?
2. Oh- it's the opposite of "redneck".
3. This guy hates them.
4. This guy I'm talking to is a redneck.
5. *tune-out*

:P

[Solon]

53. Better a Blueneck than a Yellow Striped Chickenhawk!!!

I like it!

[geniph]

54. My word, their power of insult is always so weak.

LAME. Just pitiful. Poor little dears.

[IronLionZion]

55. I'd rather be a blueneck than a yellow-bellied chickenhawk redneck any day

It's all relative in the red states :evilgrin: hehe

[patrice]

57. They yell so quickly about "elitism" - Did you ever read anything so . . .

stuck up, snobby, in love with yourself, egotistical BS.

[Coastie for Truth]

59. Am I a Redneck or a Blueneck?

In my first few jobs I actually showered AFTER WORK, I own a Gun, I volunteered for the military in 66, I am a person of faith, I actually read Scripture and try to follow it (especially the parts about the "poor" and "the stranger in your midst"), and I eat red meat and drink workin' man's beer (Iron City, not IC Lite or Rolling Rock or Imports) - but I am a Democrat and an ACLUer

PS - Not even RC - and I am a Lay Member of the Papal Knights of the Irish Order of Saint Florian (look it up on Google, we lost three Active Brothers in NYC on Sunday).

[MissMarple]

60. But..., but...some red necks are actually liberals.

Does that make them purple necks or do they have stripes?

[oasis]

64. Bring it on. The Rednecks vs. the Well Readnecks.

:bounce:Freeperzoids have no room to criticize anyone. Hey, they think their moronic president is brilliant.

[Walt Starr]

65. Okay, I'm adopting it!

I like it!

[deadparrot]

67. If bluenecks are the opposite of rednecks, I'm in. nt

[sakabatou]

68. I like it!

Thank you, FReepers!

[NYC Liberal]

71. Awesome! I like it!

We're bluenecks, they're Freeptards. Excellent :D

Oh, and this post is priceless:

"You think people with screen names like sangha, sangh0, iverglas, nothingshocksmeanymore, skinner, elad, and mopaul actually make sense.

......by chs68"

[ContraBass Black]

98. Central High School '68

At least, I hope it has meaning.

[OneTwentyoNine]

74. I've never called a Freeper a Redneck!! Its always been Assclown...

Those fools aren't even up to the IQ level of your average Redneck.

[mcscajun]

77. This one is bass-ackwards

"You have a Banker who's a Jew. A Landscaper who's Mexican. A Guatamalan Housekeeper. A Salvadoran Nanny. Your hairdresser is a Trans~sexual. Your Fitness Instructor is a Bull Dyke. Your Lawyer is Chicano. And you think yourself "In Touch With Diversity"

No. That describes a repuke who claims NOT to be a bigot. He pays ALL of these people (one way or another) and never has ANY of them to dinner; None of them can join his clubs.

[Cuban_Liberal]

78. Freepers are not rednecks--- they are *peckerwoods*

I know a ton of rednecks who are Democrats.

;)

[Mountainman]

85. Reminds me of a line from "The Right Stuff"

Poncho Barnes is asked by the new guys about who comes into her bar. She says "you got your pilots and you got your peckerwoods. What do you peckerwoods want to drink?"

You got your bluenecks and you got your peckerwoods,

[laylah]

80. Now THAT'S

creative...NOT :bounce:

Jenn

[davidinalameda]

81. You can't understand why some so-called adults find NASCAR more compelling

than Nader

An art gallery tour takes you more than 12.5 minutes.

You might be a Blueneck if the term "Acid Rain" is still in your vocabulary

You are in Pottery Barn or Williams Sonoma more than twice a month (this just means I'm gay-not a blueneck)

You think people with screen names like sangha, sangh0, iverglas, nothingshocksmeanymore, skinner, elad, and mopaul actually make sense. (I know those names!--this is coming from the freeper add925--WTF does that mean)

If you think Jesse Jackson cares about Civil Rights


I'm a blueneck alright

[Hatalles]

82. New name? How 'bout we call them Blood States and Bloodnecks.

[K8-EEE]

83. I Like It! Opposite Of Stupid-Ass Redneck!

Cool!

[against all enemies]

84. Red necks = Idiots and Blue necks=Intellects. From now on they're

From now on

they're Idiots and we're Intellects. Sounds reasonable to me.

[MrSlayer]

87. These guys all have a 5th grade mentality.

Aren't they supposed to be the "Adults"? I actually pity these people. Why are hatred and discrimination good while empathy, fairness and equality are bad? I really don't get it.

[Contrary1]

88. Geez...I just read their whole thread.

What a bunch of witless Redneck Morans.

[Still_Loves_John]

89. That's kind of cute, actually

Of course, the bile behind it makes it a little less so, but I'm not gonna take offense at it.

[LisaM]

90. Do they think rocks in the head are good?

"You actually use the term “significant other”" Yes. Yes, I do. Mine is an adult and I don't think it's right to call him a boyfriend (well, sometimes, but I like the option.)

"You actually use the term “cocktail party” in a sentence." I agree with the person who said most people who attend these are actually wealthy Republicans.


"Friends and family are equally important to you." What kind of a dumb statement is that?

"You have more rocks on your fingers than in your head." HUH? Where I come from, telling someone they have rocks in their head is not a compliment.

"College Professors actually seem interesting to you." This is so stupid it doesn't bear comment.

Oh, and as far as the art gallery one? I've spent more than 12.5 minutes in front of one PICTURE or display.


I will never understand people knocking education, art, and intelligence - it smacks of a ruling class who want uneducated masses. But the masses themselves, you'd think, would aspire beyond that.

[Piperay]

91. Ooooooooo I like it!

B-) and consider it a great compliment, even though it wasn't intended to be.

[ironflange]

92. "You get nervous being more than 75 miles from the ocean or large river."

:shrug:

[RandomKoolzip]

99. I know...that one troubles me.

People who like to be near large bodies of water are.....what? Elitist? Over-Educated?


If I may quote Bill Hicks here: "Anyone feel a certain strain of anti-intellectualism in this country?"

Look, goober, if you're poor (like me), it's no excuse to stay stupid. Libraries are free.

[femme.democratique]

93. Is that supposed to be an insult? Lame..... eom

[David Zephyr]

94. I'm a blueneck.

I like that.

[bo44]

95. Freepers=Shit Stains

Take a look at our Country. A great smear down the crack.

[Beacho]

96. Anybody notice the 'congitive dissonance' In those lists?

I wish they would make up their minds.

Are liberals the elitists that need passkeys to get into their communities or are they the ones that think that taxes are what 'other people' pay so they can get benefits?

[Straight Shooter]

100. Blue has always been associated with royalty and loyalty.

By admitting that they consider us superior to them in bloodline and intelligence, they actually believe they are insulting us. We do not need to provide evidence of their ignorance; we may now rest our case. Freepie, can you say, "Hoist on one's own petard"?

(Now they all scramble to their dictionary to look up the meaning of "petard," but some of course will first start screaming that I'm insulting their genitals.)

You know the only reason they are so proud of their lowbrow ways is because if they aspired to be any better than what they are, they would be forced to admit their leader is a moron and a crass boor, which would surely cause their heads to explode because their minds cannot reconcile the presence of two contradictory opinions existing in the same more or less empty sphere.

[William Bloode]

102. I am not a Blueneck!

I am a redneck and damned proud of it ;)

[Cats Against Frist]

103. AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T MENTION ESPRESSO!!!

Geez, these Gomers need to get their stereotypes straight. Even if you said that the five "stereotypical" groups of liberals are:


1. Rich Hollywood Stars
2. Very Poor Starving Artists
3. The Kids with all those noserings.
4. College Professors
5. "Welfare Queens"

How many of these groups regularly use a valet????

I'm truly amazed at why they think we're like the "wealthy" elite. Talk about some serious fucking ignorance.

And why the fuck does art and food always have to take a hit for? Talk about having a chip on your fucking shoulder. If you have to make fun of someone's raw fish and coffee choice -- you have some SERIOUS low self-esteem issues.

But -- isn't that what this is all about anyway? The fact that we're smarter, more worldly, put -ing on the end of our words and look down on their petty consumer bullshit. Or at least I do, anyway.

And yes, freepers. I am judging you. You are fucking retarded.

[BikeWriter]

107. Fuck the freepers. n/t

[kslib]

108. " You have more rocks on your fingers than in your head."

Um, I guess I must be a blueneck, 'cause this seems like a GOOD thing to me. :wtf:

[Democrat Dragon]

113. More rocks in head=less brain; more rocks on fingers=more wealth

makes more sense.

[scottxyz]

112. Former WSJ & National Review Editor calls Bushies BROWNSHIRTS

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3010740

[Democrat Dragon]

114. Instead of calling them "rednecks"

"White Trash" is more appropriate. What are they call us then? "Negro Trash"?.

Also try:

Freeptards
Sheepublicans
Kool-aid drinkers
Assholes

[Name removed]

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[CatholicEdHead]

119. Actually what is is in the US

if you really look at the platforms. Today's "conservatives" are not really conservative at all.

While "liberals" are trying to conserve the most recent way of life.

[paineinthearse]

118. Sung to ""okie from muskogie"

First came "hippie from miss'ippi", now let's write words along the lines

I'm proud to be a blueneck from Massabluesetts...

[AuntiBush]

120. Thank you FReepers! Love being Blue-Neck!

I feel so sorry for those FReepers obvious lack of educational values. So I've taken a moment out of my very busy cocktail hour (I can always head for the lounge later), while my aide answers all the calls as I strive to help in their search of intelligent entertainment.

add925 - Now, that's inventive! Imagine the time involved in this.
Imchs68 - Their creativeness is freepin' me out.
Gingersnap - Mis-spelled name. HINT: "ped" should be at the end.
elbucko - An obvious border crosser.
Free and Armed - Funny. He'd never make it within 1 city block where I come from using that tone.
Twinkie - Huh... so they have tokens ove' there.
Clemenza - Another border sneak.
exile - See, told you.
colorcountry - Huh? Do you mean Blue?!?
Clemenza - Aw-ha. Another one.
COUNTrecount - Yes! That's exactly our point! Thank you!
Blzbba - Hate to embarrass ya', but it's Bubba.

BlueNeck Proud. Thank you FReepers! :hi:

[Acryliccalico]

121. I thought

it was funny but true. I love crystal balls and multi colors. I really do think things are relative but I can spell it and use it in a proper sentence. I just think these guys have NO education but they do have a sense of humor. If they want to laugh let them. I think it just shows their ignorance. :kick: I love the ocean and the environment. Too bad they are not smart enough to appreciate it. Their idea of environment is a dead dear draped over the hood of their car.:eyes: