Just in case you believe Conservatives have any compassion...

[kcwayne]

David Corn details the behavior of compassionates at a recent Republican soiree, and discusses the Newt's godly and compassionate treatment of his ill wives...

Corn on Newt


But before we get to that, let me provide another reason why non-Republicans are right to suspect the worst of self-righteous Republicans. Of all the media coverage I absorbed of the inauguration nothing peeved me as much as several short paragraphs that appeared in a Washington Post piece on the inaugural balls. Here they are:

Though there was no official poem for the occasion, impressionist Rich Little, emceeing the Constitution Ball at the Hilton Washington, did provide a bit of inaugural doggerel.

The gist of it was: "Let's get together, let bitterness pass, I'll hug your elephant, you kiss my ass!" And the crowd went crazy.

Little said he missed and adored the late President Ronald Reagan and "I wish he was here tonight, but as a matter of fact he is," and he proceeded to impersonate Reagan, saying, "You know, somebody asked me, 'Do you think the war on poverty is over?' I said, 'Yes, the poor lost.' " The crowd went wild.

Stephen Glass or Jayson Blair couldn't make this up: Republicans at a fancy soiree laughing about the poor. I hope none of them spilled any champagne while convulsing.

[fob]

1. The best part is the first "poem" is a slam ON REPUKES!

The "joke" as written is obviously told by a DEMOCRAT to a repuke!

"I'll(Democrat) hug YOUR(repuke) elephant, YOU(repuke) kiss MY(Democratic) ass!"

What a bunch of dumb fucks.