Anyone wanna hear a joke?

[gatorboy]

The President, the First Lady and Dick Cheney are all flying on Air Force One. George looks at Laura, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $100.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Dick Cheney says, "Of course, then I could throw one-hundred $10.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and says to his co-pilot, "Such big shots back there . . . hell, I could throw all of them out the window and make 56 million people very happy!!!

My apologies if this is old. I just heard it :D

[shoelace414]

1. THEY'RE BREAKING THE LAW

(President and VP can't be on the same airplane)

:)

[gatorboy]

4. Really? Is that true? I had no idea.

EOM

[BlueEyedSon]

5. So is the pilot. It is a felony to threaten the life of a sitting POTUS

[unblock]

6. if they can be from the same state, they can be on the same plane

abiding by laws is for democrats.

[shoelace414]

7. oh yea.. where is my head?

[kuozzman]

2. lol

[RBHam]

3. You've just made the "Suspected terrorist" list!

Congrats!

Threatening the lives of any members of the BFEE, even allegorically or sardonically, can get you a lot of "attention' from the SS.

[uppityperson]

8. This is funny, so are the responses

You others resonding, I thought I had dry humor. Thanks for the joke.

[Downtown Hound]

9. Heh, heh, very funny.

But Kerry actually got more than 59,000,000 votes.

[codswallop]

10. My luck

Cheney would land on me.