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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-27-05 03:20 PM
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5000 years???
The chimp-in-chief just said that in Afghanistan they voted for a president for the first time in 5000 years.

WTF? Sadly, it's this Orwellian speak that the morans on the right eat up.
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-27-05 03:23 PM
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1. So who was president of Afghanistan in 3005 BC?
Hmm, Chimpy?
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Dhalgren Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-27-05 03:24 PM
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2. He could have said 5,000,000 years -LOL
How about this: "The US landed a man on the moon in 1968. This was the first time the US had landed a man on the moon in 5000 years."
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-27-05 03:28 PM
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4. Exactly
But the dipsticks in the audience clapped wildly.
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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-27-05 03:24 PM
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3. The election results were lost...
...In Noah's Flood.

:evilgrin:
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