Has the "Get a brain, Morans!" guy ever been identified?

[Aristus]

This guy:




I mean, he started a linguistic landslide recognized not just in lefty-land, but all over the Web. Anyone know who the 'moran' is?

[CatWoman]

1. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Didn't I sleep with that guy way back in the 80's?

it's all a blur now...............

:hi:

[Aristus]

7. You SLEPT with this guy, Cat??????? That's it; it's all over.

No more. No more good lovin' from handsome devil-sexy beast Aristus. That's it! No more! No more, I say! No more, do you hear?


Well, okay. I forgive you.

And I still love you, Cat. :loveya:

[CatWoman]

9. ROFL!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It was the drugs!!!!!!

Honest!!!!!!!

:hi:

:loveya:

[Aristus]

12. It was the DRUGS???? What kind of excuse is that????

btw, where can I score some? B-):smoke:

[CatWoman]

14. that guy not only had a still in the back yard

but he converted his trailer into a greenhouse.

:smoke:

[Aristus]

35. Sorry for not responding earlier, Cat. I ran out of witty repartee.

Geez, you're fun! :-)B-)

[CatWoman]

43. Heh

you are NEVER out of witty repartee!!! :D

[Cleita]

46. OMG. What were you on!

That's definitely a two bagger, one over his head and one over yours in case his falls off.

:evilgrin:

[CatWoman]

50. hey!!! I was just funning!!!

:hi:

[Megahurtz]

57. LOL!!!

:7

[Maat]

2. Gosh, I hope someone comes up with the answer!

n/t

[Taxloss]

3. I feel sorry for him.

It's possibly the most mocked typo in history.

I bet he's cut his hair and shaved his moustache.

But he's still a dick.

[Lautremont]

5. You'd have to pry that guy's mustache and mullet

off his cold, dead head before he'd shave.

[Taxloss]

11. LOL

Held on tight by the vacuum at the centre of the head.

[fob]

13. Funniest. Post. Ever.

The best part is as soon as I read the "...have to pry..." part, my inner voice switched to a Charlton Heston imitation!!

[CottonBear]

38. Submit his picture to Mullets Galore

http://www.mulletsgalore.com/

The best mullet collection ever. Hours of tears rolling down your face fun is to be found here.

an example of a mullet classification: (Sorry, I don't know how to post a picture)

01. classic mullet: this specimen is a clear demonstration of a classic mullet. Note how this mullet proudly displays his exotic plumage while in a menacing stance. Classic indeed. The mesh tank-top, digital watch, silver chain, and molester mustache all add points to this fine specimen's overall look and mulletude.

Mulletude: 10
Aggressiveness: 10
Hobbies: football games, wife beating, picking fights.
Sightings: everywhere, there's no escape (see: eyes).
Favorite Band: Steve Miller Band

[yodermon]

52. WAIT! That makes MacGyver a mullethead!

Auuuugh!

[fob]

61. CottonBear, if the website is anywhere near as funny as your post

that just might be the last website I get to visit here at work. They hiring at your place?

The "molestor mustache" almost had me spit out my drink.

Here I go, if I don't post back in an hour send for help...

Okay, I'm back and I brought some "evidence" with me!

[CottonBear]

67. That's a fluffy mullet!

I love that site. I'm gonna send Capt. Morans picture to them!
How do you post pictures? I need to know how. I've tried posting links but only the link shows up. Help please!

[Cleita]

47. Don't feel sorry for him.

He is probably proud of being ignorant and illiterate. To be otherwise would make him a librul elitist.

[leftchick]

49. I doubt it

I bet he has no clue why his sign is so funny.

[RebelOne]

4. I have been wondering about that, too.

He must know by now that he is famous on the Web.

[ixion]

8. maybe

or maybe he's too busy chasing nervous sheep. :evilgrin:

Rednecks are notoriously NOT tech-savvy. :-)

[RobertSeattle]

6. I'm sure he enlisted and is fighting in Iraq now

/Sarcasm

[fob]

10. Not as far as I know. Anyone know where the pic is from even? Maybe

with a location and the name of the business in the background (Alignment Specialist), we can track him down.

Capt Moran has a shirt on, so it could be St Louis area or Arizona. The little kid has a Seattle Mariners shirt on, so I lean towards St Louis Cardinals, but who knows?

[Solon]

15. St. Charles MO....

That's Highway 370 in the far background, he is protesting a pro-peace protest in front of the Boeing plant there. Its off of third street/Highway 94, guess where I live.

ON EDIT: I should have said that I believe that highway 370 is it, brain fart their, and its not in the pic but off to the left I think.

[fob]

26. Ever seen Capt Moran?

[Solon]

30. No I haven't n/t

[CatWoman]

17. He has to be a southerner

*ducks*

:D

[Solon]

21. Actually, southern around here means mostly franklin country and below...

Or south of Highway 70, so he's probably from around there. :)

ON EDIT: FYI I live NORTH of I-70 off of Harry S. Truman Road, it stops at the "Union/Confederate" line of the state.

[CottonBear]

32. Captain Moran! LOL!

He's a freeper superhero! That must be how we refer to him from now on. :evilgrin:

[RaleighNCDUer]

16. He's the owner of Morans Wholesale Brains.

It's not commentary, just an ad.

[Aristus]

19. Didn't they go out of business?

No inventory, that's what I heard........

:7

[fob]

24. Actually the ironic part he is the owner of Morans Wholesale Brians,

and it is THERE where he fucked up the spelling. Strange but "true".


:evilgrin:

[stevedeshazer]

18. Saw him here at a Scorpions concert!

[ikojo]

65. Is this pic for real? And they say Deadheads dress oddly....

His package is so precious he has it padlocked. I just hope he didn't have to go to the bathroom all that often and if so, that he did not wait until the last minute.

[stevedeshazer]

66. If it's not, it must be his twin

Or his Uncle Dad.

[imax2268]

20. Nice Mullet...

n/t

[Aristus]

22. Contradiction in terms, man. n/t

[onehandle]

23. That's me.

And over my left shoulder in the background is my wife/sister.

The kid with the cup is my son/brother.

[stevedeshazer]

29. Uncle Dad!

I've been looking for you!

[TheUnspeakable]

44. OMG!!!!!!!!!!

she's funnier than Capt. Moran-I can't stop laughing!!!!!!!

[SnowGoose]

25. If we know what town he was in,

we could put a little classified ad in the local paper, looking for him (of course he might not live there).

If he could be found, we should invite him to pen a short message for posting here on DU, in which he could explain whether he still feels like the invasion was a good idea, and if so, why (and why he's not enlisted and defending our freedom in Iraqnam).

I'd actually love to know what he's thinking now.

[Solon]

27. I could do it, if I had a little money...

I live in this city, so it should be no problem, need to do the Post-Dispatch rather than the more local rags though, just in case.

[negativenihil]

28. i bet i can sum up his current thoughts on iraq/war on terror...

"'Merica! Fuck Yeah!"

Honestly though he's probably got no idea his picture has been circulating the net and mocked. As long as the Fox news is on and the cold budweiser is in the fridge, it's all good.

[catmandu57]

40. Budweiser?

No, I'd say this moran buys whatever is cheapest, meister brau or some such nasty shit.

[CottonBear]

36. Paging Captain Moran! n/t

[Strawman]

31. What would be your guess on his first name?

I'm trying to remember some of the name of Ronnie Dobbs' friends...He doesn't look like a Clay to me though.

[Aristus]

33. Bubba, Booger, Cooter, Tex, Slim, something along those lines.

Any other ideas?

[CottonBear]

34. Shane, Dwayne, Wayne, Billy ____. n/t

[Aristus]

37. Five'll get you ten that 'Wayne' is his middle name!

Favorite middle name of rednecks, serial killers, and redneck serial killers.

[CottonBear]

41. Billy Wayne would be perfect.

I saw newspaper mention of a criminal called Billy Joe Grizzle the other day. Poor guy.

[Bunny]

60. Holy crap Aristus, you're cracking me up!

"Bubba, Booger, Cooter..." And yes, his middle name is almost certainly Wayne!!

:D :D :D

[DrWeird]

53. Skyler.

It's got to be Skyler.

[Aristus]

54. No. Name's too cute. When I think of Skyler, I think of that

cute little Eaglet with the big tennis shoes in the comic strip the name of which I've forgotten. He was adorable!

[KamaAina]

59. Dunno, but his middle name has GOT to be 'Lee' or 'Wayne'

the American classics.

[Piperay]

62. Billy Bob or

Billy Buck Bodine or Jimmy Joe Meeker (like off of Rockford Files)...:silly:

[jocal]

63. --------> Red Neckerson

[soup]

39. That pic shows just one of the many costumes donned by

this guy:

[TOOLZ]

56. I thought that smug grin looked familar...

That pic almost made me cry. I want to put that on an ice cream cake or something.

[ernstbass]

42. He is the face of Amurica!

[Cleita]

48. I wonder if he has enlisted yet?n/t

[Strawman]

45. I'm almost surprised he doesn't have an agent.

Maybe he does. He could host his own gameshow on Fox called "Get A Brain Morans."

[Aristus]

51. Well, he looked for one in the yellow Pages, but couldn't find

a listing for "agnets" anywhere! B-):+

[TOOLZ]

55. I think he'd be best used

absorbing IED's in Baghdad.

He's an embarassment not only to the US, not only to the "business in front, recreation in the rear" hair movement, but also to the St. Louis Cardinals.

[Aristus]

58. While we're on the subject, wouldn't it be possible to take some of

these cowardly uberpatriots and tie them to the front of our Bradleys and Strykers over in Iraq? You know, for extra bullet buffering a la The Road Warrior?

Then they could be REALLY proud of "pertecktin' our boahs on th'gray-ound in Eye-rack."

[ronnykmarshall]

64. I wonder if he even knows about it!

Or if he would even understand?


"Whadda mean I spelt it wrong? Damn it woman, git me a'nudder beer and shut them fuckin' kids up."

[donheld]

68. He's the Moran poster boy

I'll be he thinks he's a hero. A real redneck superstar.