If there was one tree in the world left

[accipiter]

And the environmentalists asked the right wing not to cut it down.

The right wing would cut it down out of pure spite.

[ck4829]

1. Yes, they would

Did you hear about one of Ronald Reagan's friends who said Jesus would come back after the last tree was cut down?

[IrateCitizen]

2. That was James Watt, fmr Sec. of the Interior (nt)

[On the Road]

3. That's What They Did on Easter Island

Surprise! No more wood to built boats to travel to other islands. Or for any other purpose. Life got very broing at that point.