Freedom, as defined by President George W. Bush

[burythehatchet]

Its time you all started getting the new definition of freedom ingrained in your head. Freedom is a complex and multi-faceted thing, but I believe we have been led closer to understanding the definition of freedom by President George W. Bush.

Here's a few contextual examples that will help you understand:

"If you don't back the fuck up I'm gonna open up a can of freedom on your ass"

"We were huddling together to try and keep warm in the middle of the night when 5,000 pounds of freedom exploded in our living room"

"How's this freedom stick feel up your ass?"

"you, Kamal, get on top of him. Let's get this freedom pyramid looking proper for the camera".

Is that helpful?

[bobweaver]

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[atommom]

2. LOL! We're up Freedom Creek without a paddle now.

[bryant69]

3. Wait a second

I thought Freedom was a synonym for French

Bryant
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[atommom]

4. It is. "F" words are notoriously versatile.

:D

[Joe Chi Minh]

5. I thought Kris Kristofferson and Bobby Magee

put it much much more succinctly: "Freedom's just another word... for ... having nothing left to lose...".

But don't tell that to the Iraqis. I don't think they're really into Bobby Magee style freedom and hippy culture at the moment. Call them old fashioned, but they'd have preferred a choice. It's too late, I should think, to send Kris and the Dude as US Ambassadors.