OMFG! OMFG! Have you seen this POS!!??

[MUAD_DIB]

http://www.toypresidents.com/


He looks like a effin corpse!

He looks like some scary angry-drunk-stepdad redneck scarecrow!

Help!

Wish him back into the cornfeild.....

Must wish him back into the cornfeild...

[caledesi]

1. Scary....very scary.

[Solly Mack]

2. Oh, now that's just nasty

gawds...I feel ill...

[west michigan]

3. That Yul Brynner stare.....

....from Westworld.

[ShaneGR]

4. They won't sell very many

I would guess they probably sell 25,000. Just aren't enough people with well paying jobs to create some sort of hit.

[TreasonousBastard]

5. If it wasn't 30 bucks...

for the thing, I'd get one.

And "alter" it a bit.

(howcum he looks like Peter Jennings and his clothes don't fit?)

[bahrbearian]

16. How about a little Voodo ?

[arcane1]

6. this material is just too ripe:

The action figures contain small parts that can be pulled off (such as the hands and head) and the suit and boots can be removed. These small parts can present a choking hazard for small children so we recommend that children under 8 be supervised closely and the action figure should be placed out of reach for children under 3 years of age.

http://www.toypresidents.com/toypresidents_story.asp

[buff2]

7. I don't think it's that bad.........

It has that awful angry evil look.....looks just like the little mental midget empty suit.

[gp]

8. LOL

they're having this poll on wich presidents should be made into toys next...

http://www.toypresidents.com/vote_tabtotal.asp

[JohnyCanuck]

9. You can vote on the web site for the next presidential doll

Click on the link at the bottom of the toypresidents.com web site titled Exercise your right to vote and you can vote for the next presidential doll you would like to see released. So far Bill Clinton is winning their poll and beating out St. Ronny of Raygun.

[scarlet_owl]

10. Was he

straining on the toilet when they modeled this figure? Authentic phrases? I don't even want to know.

[dweller]

11. Don't press the lapel pin...

you'll be sorry.

good idea about the scarecrow tho, stick 'em on a stake, and root for the crows.

dp

[fla nocount]

18. Listen well to this Angel to men....don't press the lapel pin. n/t

*

[SoCalDem]

12. I emailed them and asked them if this was the

farting Bush Doll or the one with the sock stuffed in the crotch..:)

[5thGenDemocrat]

13. My LBJ doll

Would kick his ass but good.
John
I liked the fact that this is a talking doll. And probably more comprehensible than the dolt it's modeled on.

[WillyT]

14. 25 unique and authentic phrases --- BWAhahahahahahahahahaha !!!

Just press on the flag lapel pin.

MY GOD, UGH........

:puke:

[punpirate]

24. Wonder if...

... "I know how hard it is to put food on your families" and "Bring `em on" are among them?

[ComerPerro]

27. Just like the man himself

This toy can say 25 phrases. And only 25.

[cherryperry]

15. I was so impressed

with his "Glad to be in the midst of patriotsssssss"...now, if only they could have been patriot missles...LOL!

:kick:

[dmr]

17. This is even worse - from their

Toypresident Story:

Toypresidents ® seeks to promote a better understanding of the democracy we cherish and the individuals who have devoted their lives to serving the American people, both past and present.

The Toypresidents ® collectible series is dedicated to delivering to you a greater understanding of freely elected government officials by incorporating the action figure with voice quotations and biographical information providing insight into the history and the mission of the individual.

Damn, they lie as much as he does.

[Nailzberg]

19. How much you wanna bet that doll is made in China

[FubarFly]

20. Did you see the Boondocks take on this?

I don't think that's mud. :-)

[Desperadoe]

21. My Vote

I voted for..........
3rd...John Garfield
2nd...Herbert Hoover
and numero uno........James Buchanan....who has always been recognized, unfairly, as our worst President........until NOW!!!

And for First Lady, of course, Harriet Lane Buchanan. President Buchanan was never married but he was Harriet's favorite uncle...hmmmm.

I should also mention that I am biased since Buck is a homeboy. :)

[MoonRiver]

22. A picture tells a thousand words.

Dean is the candidate who exactly expresses my anger and suspicions about BushCo.

[vision]

23. Why would you start with Bush?

I mean seriously, even if you are a Repub company you would think that they would start with Reagan at least. I guess making money is not a concern. Or maybe they saw
http://www.ucomics.com/boondocks/2003/09/07/

[peterh]

25. It may just be me….but I see similarities….

[Lisa]

26. wow -- yet another for our collection

http://www.talkingpresidents.com/

http://www.thespeciousreport.com/2003_eliteforce.html
(okay, I know that's the satire version -- so much more fun than the "real" fake of the actual fake!)
http://weblog.plasticthinking.org/item/962

http://www.prankplace.com/fbush.htm
--the one that makes the farting noises!

http://bobhead.safeshopper.com/241/cat241.htm?259
--the ever-popular bobblehead Bush