Michael Graham whores himself on eBay!

[jmowreader]

I don't know who Michael Graham is, but he seems to have a good tongue-in-cheek sense of humor...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5952770833

[Nothing Without Hope]

1. This is really funny, and the money will be donated to a good cause

I like this guy! Excerpt from his Description at the ebay auction site:

Michael Graham from 630-WMAL in Washington DC is for sale!
“Hey—Where’s MY gravy?”

That’s my question after finding out my fellow conservatives like Armstrong Williams and Maggie Gallagher are on the “cash for commentary ” bandwagon. Why not me?

Since the Bush Administration hasn’t called (yet), I’m dropping a not-so-subtle hint that I, too, have bills to pay. I’m making my services as a talk host, writer and pundit available quickly and easily right here on eBay.  And, because I’m a true conservative capitalist, my services are available to the highest bidder!

GOP, DNC, NRA, NOW, NAACP, heck, if the price is right, I’ll even sing the praises of multi-level marketing. (Wait—let me think about that one.)

This is a great deal for the winning bidder, too.  In addition to hosting a three hour daily talk show on 630 WMAL—the number one talk station in Washington, DC—I also write a weekly syndicated column, I’ve written three books and I’ve appeared as a pundit on NBC’s The Today Show, CNN’s Crossfire, HBO’s Real Time, MSNBC’s Hardball and Fox News Channel’s Dayside with Linda Vester and numerous other national TV and radio programs.

Unlike Armstrong and Maggie, I will of course DISCLOSE the fact that I’m being paid for my opinion, but the passion and professional presentation are all for sale!

I may be a principled conservative, but I ain’t no dummy. Let the bidding begin!

(PS -- Any proceeds from this auction will go to benefit Fisher House and the excellent work they do for our wounded soldiers and their families.)
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Edited to add:
I've sent a Question To Seller telling him I suspect him of Progressivism because of his humor, imagination, outrage at the "bought" journalists, and compassion for the wounded veterans. I also asked him if he really would spend all that air time and column space on the causeof the highest bidder. Hey- if he does, maybe we can pass the hat around here!!
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