Four Fun Questions for Rummy!

[frank frankly]

what cemetary are you buried in?
how long have you been undead?
have you heard of nuremberg?
do you comb your hair with bacon?

but for those who just can't wait for Rummy's answers, let's look forward two years...

THE SCENE:
Rummy stands alone in his prison cell, giving a press conference to his toothbrush, comb, and bar of soap. he pontificates, huffs and puffs, then shouts "i don't have to answer that!", croaks a laugh, storms off, only to bash his head off the bars.